How big an alligator do you think you could wrestle?
>>2126609
i'm not wrestling any gators. not even dwarf caimans.
newly hatched caiman, and not wrestle, but boop its snoot.
>>2126609
>>2126609
Im 6'4" and 250lbs and played Ice Hockey for my country. Are we talking dry land or in the water?
I've taken down a 10 foot Nile crocodile all by myself. I ain't letting them take over Florida. I'm killing everyone I see and eat some of it.
>>2126645
He's a big guy.
>>2126645
that's not a gator
>>2126650
4u.
I'd wrestle this croc EZ.
Any size. But only once.
>>2126645
Crikey! That's a crocky.
Not a gator.
>>2126645
Crocs are like a nigger equivalent of gators, large and violent.
>cros
>gators
Crocs are the equivalent to Somalians to Alligators are Ethiopians.
Meaner, more aggressive, bigger, more niggardly.
>>2126609
I;ve wrestled one that was somewhere between 5-6 feet that wanted my dog. Not sure exact measurement since we used my size 12 shoe to measure. I'm from louisiana though so I get a +5 to gator wrasslin
if its bigger than 4 feet fuck that
>>2126648
For you
>>2126641
You'd still get raped
>>2126910
They don't teach you how to tell gators and crocs apart in elementary school.
>>2127853
No dick jokes pls
>>2126641
You dont have the slightest chance
>>2126609
An alligator the length of my arm, and even then, I'd probably get Bitten up.
>>2126609
I've never wrangled one alone longer than me (6'3"), I believe I could, I've handled enough of them, but that's just a gamble I haven't had the desire or necessity to take
>>2126641
>Im 6'4" and 250lbs
That's not very heavy for 6'4...I nearly weigh that and I'm 5'10 and slightly muscular
>>2126609
is the alligator dead or alive?
I could wrestle a pretty big dead gator.
Why are Alligators so chill compared to Crocs?
>>2130690
momma says it's because they gots all those teef and no toofbrush.
but really it's the size of their medulla oblongata.
>>2126609
I'd have to get back to you on that. I've never wrestled an alligator so I'd have to work my way up starting with hatchlings.
>>2126645
I'm 6'2 250 and I wouldn't wrestle that
>>2129920
>I nearly weigh that and I'm 5'10 and slightly muscular
and fat
