ITT: we are dogs. Dump pics and caption them
> adventure time jangle necklace
Human's puncture sphere
Torture cream
Torture snake + torture wand
This plus the torture cream is my nightmare fuel
Large frighten stick
Medium frighten roller
Adventure compartment
Snack time crinkle sounders
Large frighten roller
When my human gets attacked by this I go apeshit and do a bunch of crouching 360s before attacking attacking the frighten roller
Welp that 4th nap is calling my name. Maybe I'll dump some more after that
Death machine
>Somehow my dog knows this thing kills,, even though I never shot it in front of her
Jesus Christ this thread gave me the chills. Never coming back to this board. Bark bark bark bark bark bark
>>2115878
Yeah definitely looks like some sort of frighten stick to me
>>2115892
It's okay brother, I just happened to have some scary pics around. Post some happy stuff, pic related
>>2115855
>Adventure time jangle necklace
So.. You only collar your dog when you take it for walks?
>>2115901
I'll fucking bite you if you don't leave this thread
>>2115901
No, he's collared all day. We just take it off at night so it doesn't wake us up when he adjusts positions overnight. Typically put it back on first thing in the morning before morning walk.
The Warden
Fast snack
One day I shall taste one, against my human's wishes.
>>2115913
I too know of the wardens...
>>2115918
Bork I forgot the picture
>>2115864
>>2115862
>Mfw my dog loves brooms and skateboards
Forbidden delicacy held by clunky master. I jump high but I don't have the power.
![Rabbit_in_montana[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fTCoVHO.jpg "Rabbit_in_montana[1].jpg")
>>2115919
that is the tree snack
this is a fast snack.
luckily both poop delicious chocolate chips
>>2115924
Reminds me:
> we tread carefully around the terror honks
>>2115927
To feast on the delicacies they leave behind
>>2115905
Dad gtfo my topic.
>>2115922
8/10
>>2115995
??? Repeat in tail wags please?
Pic unrelated, the left home dog has a very fun and good smile. I want to sniff her.
>>2115924
I am unfamiliar with this kind of snack. Looks delicious... must try
'Henry' the Banshee Machine
The Green Mile.
Delicious vomit squares
body smashing freedom monster
>>2115871
>crouching 360s
sick move, gets me jacked up every time
>>2115895
>Yeah definitely looks like some sort of frighten stick to me
honestly
as if they have any intuition as to what kills and what doesn't
>>2116152
Fuck off, this is a fun thread and we don't need your autistic cynicism
>>2115855
>That belt
>>2116171
Large master
Sadistic fur-mutilating human
Big stone master
I wish he'd come home some times
![SeededWatermelon__23658[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gpfyHoF.jpg "SeededWatermelon__23658[1].jpg")
sweet wetball
![Lemon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6PphIsl.jpg "Lemon[1].jpg")
>>2116206
devil wetball
>>2116200
I heard rumors that big stones masters don't come back until you do the long sleep. Not sure if true but I miss master
>>2115865
Anybody else get antsy around them? Cause I swear I heard one of >>2115927 things screaming at me from inside the cold holes.
>>2116200
aw fuck I was having an okay time
Funny smelling terror dog.
>>2115865
Whenever I am returning from the great walkies with human, I must always make sure his adventure compartment is still there. Always.
Dane?
>>2116173
If I pull off that muzzle will you die?
I like to relax my body on the soft rest circle
Hard flying biting disc
It always tries to fly away, but I always stop it!
Woof
Bark
Arf
Forbidden bed
>>2116461
That stick maker has the flying screamers on it!
They scare me but I bite them because they hurt my ears
>>2116563
Stick maker? I thought those were the places of pee and great sniffs.
Enemy
>>2116566
Why not both?
The harbringer of death
>>2116066
Yummy tummy troubles are wonderful but I have learned the trouble part is not worth it.
Has anyone tasted angry funny smell fluffs?? I have tried but master puts me in the shame cone when I do
>>2116859
You can taste the terror fluffs? How do you avoid the paws of hurt?
>cringe
The sometimes-lets-people-in wall. Whenever the wall makes a noise I yell a lot to let everyone know that there is something at the wall.
Sometimes there is a sound like the wall noise and it confuses me because it's not from the wall. But I want to let everyone know there might be a person, so I yell anyways. But sometimes my family gets mad at me for yelling. I don't like that. I'm trying my hardest.
>this thread
>>2116878
Yell loud and go fast, or wait for sleep.
