>black and white cat is named Oreo
lucky
>husky named Luna
>GSD named Rex
>lab maimed buddy/Bailey
>malamute named Thor
>shibas with weeb names
>JRTs named jack
>>2112657
>rotty named zeus
>shiba named sora
>lab named adolf
>>2112657
Are buddy and Bailey ok?
>pitbull named cracka fucka
>black cats named Midnight
>tabbies named Tiger
>white cats named Snowball
>>2112464
>mfw my sisters friend named her gray cat peanut butter
>pupper came out white
>developed dirt blotches because I don't like bathing puppers still on the tit
>named him spot as a joke when it was clear we were keeping him
It wasn't dirt.
>have dog named snoop dog
my mom wanted to name our black and white cat oreo but we ended up naming him cookie instead
>Husky or malamute named Mishka
>naming any dog Max
>named an orange cat Milo
>my brother is a retard with no creativity, named his gray tabby Otis as a result
>same litter
>I guess I wasn't very original either
>but still
>Otis??
>wtf??
For those who don't know, Otis is the pug in pic related.
>Dog is named Rex
>>2112464
>Naming your pets
>Black and white cat is names Greymatter
The names of cats that have been owned in my family:
Felix
Oscar
Dawson
Morris
>>2112788
>Dawson
I would love having a cat named Dawson.
"DAWSON! What are you doing on the counter?!
DAWSON! Why are you licking your ass?!
DAWSON! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CAT?! DAAWSON!"
Or a German Shepherd named 'Shadow'
>>2112662
Are you my uncle? Those are his dogs named
>>2112674
Mfw I know a girl called midnight with a sister called tiger. Never realised before they had cats names.
>>2112831
White people
>>2112753
>Thinking real life is pokemon
>>2112753
>Communicating via complex vocals and using sounds to identify things
>chihuahua named Pepe
my mom did this
>dalmatians named spot
>GSD named Diesel
>Pitbull named Tank
>toy poodle named Zoe or Chloe
>>2112749
Actually your brother has more creativity than you
>>2112791
Cringe
>>2112749
>be retarded and have a brother who is an irony prodigy
your parents must be so disappointed in you.
>>2112887
>not naming pokemon for higher friendship
get a load of this pleb
>naming any fucking animal Bella ever
>ever thinking Bella is a unique, original or nice name
>Pets named after humans
>Pets named after dead humans / humans named after dead humans
We know lots of new and hot trivia but are exactly the same primitive shit like 5000 years ago.
I have a cat and her name is cat, if I get a dog it's getting named dog.
>>2112657
>>lab maimed buddy/Bailey
don't forget brown labs named coco
>>2113110
>not naming your dog "Cat" and vice versa
>the name abby for anything ever
>>2113057
If I'm going to name my animals after humans, I always go for cowboy-ish type names. Like Toby or Luke.
>>2112874
it is not a honkey thing. hippies are more than likely mutts.
>knowingly giving your dogs stereotypical names so you can be in the club
>not giving a fuck about originality because that's not the point
bella/bailey/shadow/zeus are dogs' names. if you give it a name like sunshine it is you who are the zombies.
>>2112657
this motherfucker worked in a daycamp
i see one out of 200 dogs actually named rex though. that shit only happens in cartoons. old ones.
>>2112726
that's just as bad.
you should feel remorse.
>have a gecko name him gex
>have axolotl
>name it mudkip/wooper
>have frog
>name it kermit
>>2112674
>tfw i have a black dog named midnight
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TdJiFQY.jpg "original[1].jpg")
>Cats named Mortimer and Lucy
>>2112874
>naming your child lequisha layson quavius
#Justblackpeople things
And thats fucking true, i know a girl named Lequisha Layson Quavius
shes so fucking dumb
>cat named meow
>boxer named diesel
>pitbull named kilo
>any female named Ruby
>>2113204
It's Eastern Europe and post USSR thing.
Five years of pet sitting and I've seen way more bad names than good ones. First one that comes to mind is always the lonely middle aged lady who named her cat Kitty Kat and another set clients who just called their 15 yo cat Kitty.
My cat is named Churchill.
>>2113057
My name is Ryan and my female cat I've had for 15 years I also named Ryan.
>newly discovered dinosaur species' name is pop-culture reference
What should i name a stag beetle?
Have Husky named Rhen
r8
>>2112684
thats ironically funny at least
Owning a slave and calling him freeman.
>>2113163
My sister's cats are named Toby and Oscar.
>>2113615
Bambi
>>2113609
Aerodactylus?
>>2112780
Majin buu?
>>2112660
My grandma has a rottweiler named Zeus
>tfw you always keep the name the shelter/rescue gave the animal
My dad's a moron. Stray cats come around from year to year and the ones that stick around he names. We've had like 7 fluffies, one oreo (black and white) and a calico cat that of course is named "cali"
it's so fucking cringeworthy †bh i'm already planning the funeral
>>2114050
I keep doing this, I just get so used to that name that I just keep it.
Unless they are named "pretty princess: or something.
>>2112657
I always like Bailey, but yeah there's so many dogs with that name.
Ferrets are always Bandit or some dumb name like Banana. I'm guilty though. I have a boy named Cookie but his deceased owner named him that so feeling bad to change it.
>>2114050
Nothing wrong with that
>>2112464
>black dog is named casper
>cat named kitty or baby kitty
I have two cats, one named Luna and the other is Jelly (belly or bean after) Luna is Pic Related
have a lizard named Miss Daisy and a cockatiel named Punky.
In the office a caught a wolf spider and named him Ernie "SeveN Legs" Capone. He was missing a leg for some reason. I'm assuming mafia related business.
>>2112464
I have a rescue black cat named aspen after the street we lived on.
I have a mutt chihuahua named Clyde after the orangutan in Every Which Way but Loose.
Fight me scrublords, you cant compete against my name originality.
I call my black cat my little nigger
>purple cow named nestle
>>2112464
>black lab
>named Nigger
>friend named his tan and white shepard Shadow
>Grey cat named Smokey.
>>2114193
>>2112464
>black and white cat
>named Hydrox
>>2113250
No one knows gex apparently.
>>2114202
>tan and white shepard Shadow
Really. More like Muttew
>>2114225
Underrated cookie
>>2112464
>>2112726
Why the fuck don't people name their cat Hydrox?
So what does /an/ name their pets?
>>2114193
My uncle had a dog named nigger. Dad said it was the funniest thing one day when dog got lost and his brother was running around town yelling "HEEERE NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!"
>>2113587
They do that because if they give their cat a real name they will get attached to it and feel devastated if anything happens to it, being lonely cat ladies. If it has a simple name you can disassociate easier.
Source: me
my orange kitty is named Ginger
>>2114295
My dad named our black lab Darkie, and I had to run around calling for her like that tons of times.
He later went on to get 3 more dogs:
Mooley, Spook, and Toby.
>>2113954
Aerojordantylus
>>2114318
that's beautiful, anon.
>>2113590
Is it a British shorthair?
>>2114257
Because hydrox suck and nobody wants to eat a cookie that sounds like a chemical name. I hope you feel bad for suggesting it
>>2112684
Should have called her tahini.
>>2112793
>mfw when my black GSD was named Shadow
I was twelve dammit, I should not have bee trusted to name the dog.
>a pit bull named Tyson or Tank
>>2113044
As a dog groomer, there is no name I hate more than Bella. I groom about 25 dogs a week, and at least 5 of them are guaranteed to be named Bella.
>"What's her name?"
>"Bella!"
>resist urge to say "Of course it is."
>>2116489
Twilight was ultra popular and Bella was an ultimate self-insert.
>2008 was 8 years ago
also nostalgic factor is here.
>>2112464
I guess I never really had generic names for my cats ...
>Cat named Neo, extremely fluffy grey cat who would show up at the house every other month and vanish
>Misty, pure black cat who was the sweetest living creature I ever seen
>Mom found half-dead newborn kitten and raised her, lived, and was named Lucky
>Huge black and white female, took nobody's shit and would bully the dogs around, named Cleo, or Cleopatra.
And my dogs I've had
>Radar, stray we picked up, fantastic mutt, but hates water. We can never really clean him, poor guy.
>Bibs, toydog mutt who had a big fluffy white patch on his chest, looked like a bib, I guess. 15 years old and acts like a little pupper.
>Chica\Cheeka never knew how to spell it, poodle Jack Russle mix. Helped raise 2 ducklings, didn't let a soul near that wasnt my mother.
>Domingo, asshole Chihuahua
>Cindy,English bulldog. Healthy for her breed, as in an unhealthy dog.
>Carrie, sweet, outgoing, breathing problems . Just an average Pug.
What does /an/ think about my pet names.
>pet hedgehog
>name is Sonic
>>2113620
a cute
>>2116572
I am guilty of this sn. When I was a kid, but still.
Growing up one of my friends had a dog named Enola Gay. I still can't decide if it's awesome or cringy.
>>2112753
>>2114160
>In the office a caught a wolf spider
This must be australia... Is this Australia?
>human named James
>anyone named Cole or Chole
>Jarred
>Fucking Chaad.
When i have babies im naming them Hector and Digby.
And they can solve crimes togethere...
>>2113141
Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZVrmJ2HH8
>>2116640
How is that not a name?
>first cat is named cat
>second cat is named fat cat because it is fat
rate me
>not naming your cat "faggot"
>tfw my family named our cockatiels birdie nd tweety
Yea we were really creative
>>2113044
>Aunts girlfriends daughters boyfriend gets her a chihuahua
>loads of worms
>names her Bella
>babys her
>doesn't get potty trained for like a year
>aunt ends up breaking up with here mom
>they move
>leave the chihuahua
>aunt until can't take care of her
>I get stuck with the dog
>have to train her to sit at 4 years old
>excited-pees
This fucking dog
Grey/White DMH cat named Tom
Russian blue named Luna :3
tan/orange-tipped corgi/sheltie named Leon
2/3 I guess
>>2116647
My name is James
Got a fucking problem with it m8?
>>2116640
This is what I do. She has a name, but I haven't used it in years. I just call her "the cat" or "kitty"
Names of pets i had:
Cats:
Jimmy
Neo
Tincho (also called Mushu)
Dogs:
Linda (beauty in spanish)
Amira
Titan
Lorenzo
Crabby: Lenny Krabby
Ginea pig :Mara
>>2116835
>chihuahuas
Not even once
>Tabby cat is named tiger
>>2114050
>adopt dog from pound
>name him Roland
>take him back to the pound for vaccines (included in the adoption fee)
>he growls at the tech when she pulls out the vaccines
>"So rude, Rudy!"
We had already called him Roland for a few weeks and didn't want to change it but damn if I knew Rudy was the name they gave him I might have kept it. But then again it might have been *too* fitting.
>>2113954
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gojirasaurus
>>2112464
i named mine ham
>not naming cats after presidents
When idiots tell me their pet is named Coco or something really stupid they drop the ball at my beautiful Andrew Jackson
>>2117220
>Get black cat
>Name it Obama
I named my dogs after famous dogs
hachi and benji
but I feel that they fit the name
my little sister was originally going to name benji oso after a wrestler thank god that did not happen
Apparently our neighbour had once a cat named "Orgasmus Pepe"
>Jack Russell named 'Jack' or 'Russell'
>Saint Bernard named 'Bernard' or 'Beethoven'
>duck named 'Donald', 'Dafffy', 'Scrooge' or 'Darkwing'
>parrot named 'Polly'
>cats with colored paws named socks
>>2116976
What's wrong with chihuahuas? I just adopted a chihuahua named Lola a couple weeks ago, she's very sweet and easygoing.
Two of my cats were named already at the shelter: Leroy and Jingles.
>>2112464
>rescue grey cat from a fire station
>name him Smokey
should I just end myself?
>>2117624
>not renaming Jingles to Jenkins
WOW
O
W
>>2117625
your cat looks really nice
>>2113318
I have a dog named Ruby, but she is actually red.
>>2112989
I think the ones named Diesel are usually dobermans.
Also Diablo.
>My uncle had a black puppy named nigger
>this was back when he lived out in a remote area
>literally called it that for so long, because he worked in a far away town where he didn't know anyone, and no one visited him, so no one would know
>Had to move back here
>Awkwardly changed it's name to jacky
>"Jacky" doesn't really respond, but if you say nigger he woofs at you
>>2116482
>a pitbull named Felony
>>2116647
A friend of mine has a pitbull mix named Hector
Forgot pic >>2117768
>>2117765
my racist aunt had three black cats called nigger baby, blackie and sambo.
she didn't know any better I guess. She still collects antique black people dolls and advertisements.
I doubt she's ever met a real black person though.
>>2112670
MY FUCKING SIDES!
>>2112464
I've met a black dog named Cracker, a white dog named Nigger and a GSD named Adolph. All owned by different people.
>lurcher called scooby
>>2112464
>Own a Labrador named Doser
>>2118027
I don't get it.
>>2114138
my cats name is baby kitty >:(
>black and white cat
>named "Mulatto"
>>2118199
Meh. It's better than Oreo
>>2112674
>black cat named Binx
>black cat named Jinx
>siamese cat
>acquired tons of nicknames through his life, he's 20 now
>literally forgotten his original name
>just call him Old Man or Mister Cat
>>2112749
m a d
a
d
>>2112464
The last black and white one I had was named Orion. So close enough.
>>2117625
My balinese/birmin mix is named Smokey.
>cat is orange
>name her "Orange"
>sister is black&white
>name her "Black & White"
we eventually tried to come up with real names but it was too late
>unironically named my cat Mr. Bigglesworth
>Not naming your dog kitty
My black cat is named Spook
>>2119229
> not naming it moon cricket instead
>horse named Trigger
I used to have two bombays named Buckwheat and Opus
......How is this new????
>>2113269
Had a black dog named Midnight too. Tho technically he was my grandma's husband's dog.
>>2112788
My neighbors used to have an orange cat named Morris. He was the best cat.
>>2112966
Mine was named Spotty.
Pets I've owned:
Dalmatian named Spotty
Toy poodle named Scooter, another one named Missy
Black lab named Max (only one I got to actually name and I was like ten then)
Lab mix called Ya' Majesty
Pit bull named King
Two parakeets: female was Little Bird and the male was Snow Globe because his head was entirely white
German Shepherd named Fuzzy.
Also, some mutt mix that we had when I was too little to remember him named Peewee.
>>2117606
They have a very bad rep because 99% of chihuahua owners should not own a dog and they end up being yappy little shits.
>>2112697
Was it poo?
I have a white cat with a calico tail named Dip. Did I do horribly?
>>2116644
Plenty of wolf spiders in texas
My boxer is named Tyson
>adopted brown dog
>his name is Brown
Why?
>Scottish terrier named Scotty
>>2112788
Hazard and Wrecks
Pogo
Maximilian
Frick and Frack
Is 'Panda'monium an okay name for a black and white cat?
>>2120834
Michael Jackson or MJ would be better tho.
>>2120834
Is your cat black with white patches, or white with black patches. This is crucial to avoid lawsuits.
>>2114177
This
>mfw my ex literally unironically had an all black cat named Shadow and an orange and black tabby named Tiger
>>2120834
A vet I used to work for named one of her Boston Terriers "Pandy" (short for Pandemonium) and it was pretty cute.
I hate all 'non-human' names for pets. It feels wrong to me.
>>2119652
I think the joke was that he thought it was dirt or shit but it turned out to be a dalmation, ergo he feels like a douche for having the #15816176th dalmation named Spot.
Is it acceptable to have a dog named Doggie?
>>2119248
Is his mane dyed an outlandish color?
>>2119673
That's cute
>>2117625
No then who would take care of your unoriginally named beautiful cat?
>>2117220
>giving an animal a fucking four syllable name
For what purpose?
>>2121104
I actually don't like when an animals name is TOO human. Some names like jackson or Tyson work but I met a dog named Michael and that was weird for me
>>2112670
Knew an old Mexican dude who named his dog "Dirty white boy" in Spanish.
God I hate Mexicans
>mastiff with a black face called "Nigger face"
>black labs named nigger or Toby
>neighbor named his husky "White fang"
>blonde golden retriever named "Callie" short for California girl
>Callie also responded to "slut"
>>2113035
>changing the name of the Pokemon. It's like you don't even love them
>>2113651
Had a slave like this when I was growing up, he died in traffic when I was at school one day.
>>2114081
I like your dad, he's funny
When mom was a kid she had a cat named "shitty kitty"
>>2121392
;.; rip
>>2118410
wait a second, why aren't that kitten's eyes blue?
>>2121360
I'm curious, what breed was Michael?
I dont know about other counties, but in Australia every cunt always names their dumb white little dogs (probably Maltese) Charlie or molly.
>guinea pigs named Bubble and Squeak
Britfag as fuck and drove me nuts when I was a kid and all my friends had guinea pigs with these fucking names. Well, another had ones called Bella and Edward. We unofficially renamed them Bellatrix and Eddie a couple years later.
turtles named shelly or sheldon. barf. runner up seems to be little foot, fucking land before time
>>2112657
>GSD named Rex
An acquaintance of the the family has just that. what's it from?
Her previous GSD was "maximus"
Had a "normal" colored cocktail named "Stormy" because of the grey and white patches on her wings.
Sometimes I'd call her Storm for short like the xman character.
my cat is all black and her name is mozzarella. the litter she was from all had cheese names. i was going to rename her squid but mozzarella just kind of stuck. then i got a roommate with a cat named carrot who is orange and white.
>>2112670
>"Dirty white boy"
How? Blanquito sucio? Niño blanco sucio?
i have a cat named doll, but i call her jew
and a dog named max but i call him 'nice long beak'
his snoot is long
>>2112464
>my cat's names were bismarck, othello, guiseppe, and rurik
>the looks people gave you when you told them the names
>>2112464
>mfw no face when first cats I had as a child wer named oreo and tiger
to be fair, they were named by the humane society already.
I usually do short human names with my animals.
Zac;Luke;Jake; Stein...Haven't had too many girls except the recent dog who the fiance named Ahura.
>i want to get a black chihuahua
>call him satan
>>2121365
you are just mad we still have regular GSD
you honkies and your goddamn curved back abominations
I had a cat named Snoop but I named it after the cat in the Bobsey Twins books, everyone assumed it was the rapper.
I have a cat named Mrs. Winkles
We had a black cat named Pyewacket and ones named Inky and Blackie
Norwegian forest cat named Tubby
>>2114193
I know a creepy old farmer with a black dog named Puta Negra
all my female cats have been called 'catalina' since 1997
What are some good regal names for a dog?
I want a larger breed, mostly because I am pretty /out/.
Names like Tiberius and shit, but not as cringy or overused.
>>2112726
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE'S A FROZEN TREAT WITH AN ALL NEW TASTE
CAUSE HE CAME TO THIS PLANET FROM OUTER SPACE
A REFUGEE FROM AN INTERSTELLAR WAR
NOW HE'S AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE
COOKIE CAT he's a pet for your tummy
>>2113301
>female
>black
>dumb
no surprise there.
>>2113620
adorable pupper/10
>>2122925
Lion lickers are better
>>2112464
my cats were named Mercy and Tenten
Dogs: Frisbee, Zade
Stray cat I feed: Poor boy
Bearded dragon: saphira
>dog is named bantay
potang ina
>Welsh Corgi is named Ein.
>named my dog kentucky joe
>had a hamster named hamtaro
>black and white cat is named Snowflake
>gray cat is named Princess
>black dog is named tyrone
>>2123997
I'm going to do this and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>2114226
We know Gex. It wasn't that funny.
Named my childhood cat Whiskers.
Parent's cat (was as old as me) named Woody, she was a fat brown patched something or other.
Border Collie named Patch that we adopted.
Dad got a pitbull named Buck (or Buck Naked as he calls it).
Sister has a huge fluffball cat named Luigi.
I had a tabby named Svetlana (my girlfriend is Russian, we were going to teach the car Russian).
I used to catch toads and put them under my porch and I named them all Hoppy.
Had a lizard as a kid that I named Ashardalon, God of Dragons from D&D lore.
Best friend had a cat named Captain Lou (Albano).
Neighbor had a pitbull named Diablo. He died the other day, probably ate some meth or something. I hate pitbulls but he was pretty OK, and only like 4 months old I think.
Ex-wife and daughter got two kittens, Licky and Scratchy, that were eaten by her friend's dog.
Adopted a shitty little chihuaha mix that's going back to the shelter in a few days named Fry.
Had some fiddler crabs, named at least one of them Mr. Pinchy.
Had a pot bellied pig named Peanut.
>>2116568
What da hell do you mean with an average pug?? Maaaan pug are the best, there are no average pugs, every time I see one I can only think AWSOMENESSSSSSS
>>2112753
I'm more curious what do you do when trying to spot them or get a response out of them.
Do you bark or other animal noises?
>>2118199
TOKI WA TOMATA
>ctrl+f
>"boots"
>0 results
>>2124099
Nice bait
>>2124177
There is a socks mentioned somewhere above though...close enough?
>>2121211
This, desu.
>>2113111
My neighbor had a brown lab called Bosco, after the chocolate syrup. I thought it was clever.
>next cat will be named fuck-ass, shit-cat, fuck-cat, or ass-cat
>dog will be named fuck-shit, dumb fuck, shit-dog, or ass fuck.
>I base my naming on how I address all animals, and to justify yelling those names if they ever get lost.
>>2125698
How's high school treating you, sport?
I have a pit named Atlas (like Greek names, but Zeus and Hercules are overused)
Two rats named Easter and Honey (named by my 2yo)
>>2122671
We have some pretty fucked up gsds too.
>>2122843
Lo leo y loleo
>>2113315
>JRT
>name it Diggoo
>Pookie
>Chloe
>Max
Unoriginal names desu
>>2125698
Fuck off, Lahey.
My havanezer is called castro
Are you allowed to name your animal some sorta curse word?
Would the vet then have to come out in the waiting room, looking for you and your dog like "....little faggotdog?"
>>2127432
you can, but it's probably not a great idea unless you get off on people giving you looks
>dog named lucky
>gets hit and killed by a crashing airplane
happened at my dads farm when he was a kid. lady just got her pilots license and was taking her first solo flight and crashed. dumb dog was attracted by the noise and chased after the plane and got crushed
>>2127451
His name was Lucky not Smarty
