>>2111378
Take your hand
Move it to your thigh
Slowly lean in towards the dog
And bark loudly

>get on hands and knees
>charge and headbutt dog

It's really easy to mimic how dogs play with each other. He'll playbite your neck and you'll try to push him into a wall, it's great fun.

Just don't do it with a pitbull, they'll draw blood or ruin clothing.

>>2111385
I kek'd during lecture and the prof gave me a weird look, asshole

>>2111394
It's not a joke m8 that's how I play with my dog, too

>>2111378
pinch it by the neck hard, lift it up and bark in is face until it calms down. If that doesn't work, bite its ear.