YLYL Animals Version Thread,
Post Funny Animals! /an/
>>2108179
>>2108263
>>2108264
>>2108267
>>2108258
That's fucking brutal. I didn't know pelicans ate other birds.
>>2108314
>>2108315
>>2108282
looks like the one on the far left brought his gf
>>2108331
Are cockatoos naturally demons?
>>2108425
they're very intelligent and go stir crazy after being locked up with no one but dullard parrots and disgusting wall colour for entertainment
>>2108271
Lost
>>2108271
Fuck, my sides
>>2108425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg
>>2108588
I like how the chimps recognize the bitey end.
>>2108309
Pelicans are the goats of birds.
They'll eat anything that will fit into their mouths.
>>2108425
No, they just go mad from being in captivity.
It's actually quite entertaining. I'd like to have one for the sole purpose of watching it go insane.
>>2108648
It's basically humans with autism. And I don't use that word in an edgy sense. I mean literally. They have all the symptoms of high functioning autism. From absence of societal norms, to the inability to show empathy towards other living creatures, to the uncontrollable mood swings. Or maybe 'drunk humans' was a better comparison ...
>>2108656
>to the inability to show empathy towards other living creatures
you're thinking of sociopaths, not autists.
>>2108659
>you're thinking of sociopaths, not autists
most autistic people are psychopaths.
It's hard to empathize with someone you can't understand.
>>2108648
Unless I'm mistaken, those were bonobos in the webm. Chimps are bigger and have fairer skin.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>2108673
autists don't have issues empathizing, they just have issues with the outcome.
you're not an autist, you're a sociopath.
>>2108680
>they just have issues with the outcome.
not sure what you mean by that.
>you're not an autist, you're a sociopath
sociopath hasn't been a diagnosis since the 70's, back when Aspergers was called autistic psychopathy.
since you're using 1970's psychology, autism is psychopathy.
>>2108686
>sociopath hasn't been a diagnosis since the 70's
you're thinking of psychopathy, it's called sociopathy now.
>>2108689
they were both replaced by ASPD before you were born.
>>2108693
nah, it's either PDD-NOS or ASPD now.
people with PDD-NOS have no issues with empathy.
>>2108699
the complete inability to read facial expressions and body language is very much a problem with empathy.
>>2108588
MORDECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII
>>2108616
guess my cock is off the menu then
>>2108309
If you watch the youtube video then you will see the pelican drinking water in an attempt to force the bird down into it's stomach where it will be slowly dissolved alive in stomach acids.
>>2108292
That is one seriously stoned dog.
>>2108322
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!!!!!!!
>>2108775
WTF is that? Are those? I am totally confused here.
>>2108328
Jesus fuck, I lost so hard
>>2108831
Fish parasite that eats the tongue of its victims
I made this today. It wasn't sposta funny until I showed it to some people who found it to be whicked funny. Idunno.
https://youtu.be/LixKDNwGnq0
>>2108894
honestly a pug that isn't in a spider costume is uglier than one that is.
>>2108900
pretty those two in the back just went to the garage to get the gasoline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJVk9_m871E
>>2108899
That's not a pug, you dumb ass.
>>2108919
it doesn't matter, all small dogs are abominations of the same magnitude
>>2108840
Some kind of ribbon worm, pretty sure.
>>2108262
>name my band /b/
>>2108304
Delete this
>>2108831
>>2109154
Delete this
>>2108266
>Drive me closer I want to hit them with my paw!
>>2108659
>>you're thinking of sociopaths, not autists.
No, that is autism. It is incredibly difficult for someone with autism to have empathy. I have high-functioning autism, aka Aspergers. I don't have a romantic bond with my wife. I have no bond with the dog that's lived with me for 5 years, the cat for 6 years, the gerbils for 2 years, the snake for 2 years. I have no bond with my brothers, sisters, or stepmother I lived with 18 years. I have a bond with my dad, though. I have a complicated bond with my wife.
I have killed 5 animals with shady reasoning. Not NO reason, just not a GOOD reason. I feel nothing when thousands of people die. I really just don't give a fuck about anyone unless they directly affect my life someone. I think if the world was scrubbed of all the useless people (like, 80%), we could do incredible things as a race. And if the button was in front of me, I'd push it.
You get the idea. That's autism. All people with autism lack empathy that borders on sociopathic tendencies.
>>2108829
Retrievers are like that.
>>2108700
I'm a sperg and I empathize plenty, only with animals though.
>>2109215
>It is incredibly difficult for someone with autism to have empathy.
it isn't, they just have trouble expressing it.
>I have high-functioning autism, aka Aspergers
yes, so do I or atleast did, I was recently re-diagnosed with sociopathy.
since aspergers doesn't exist anymore that's likely what you'll get as result as well.
>>2109236
that's often the case.
>>2109259
>I was recently re-diagnosed with sociopathy
sociopathy isn't a diagnosis anymore.
I'm not trying to start an argument with you, I don't give a fuck what your lying ass says.
I just don't want other kids here to take anything you say seriously either.
>>2109340
sociopathy isn't in the DSM-V because it's not a personality disorder.
it's still a diagnose.
>>2108871
Oh_shit.jpeg
>>2108899
Clearly you haven't met a pug up close. I had severe reservations like you, but these faggots are something different. They are bread for character. These fuckers are like little personalities, and dog-smart. They are way more fascinating than I'd have expected, they're just not dogs really, they're something different. Non royalty wasn't allowed to breed them iirc
>>2108871
...That is a bear.
>>2109404
> doesn't recognize a common squirrel
>>2109416
Me again, also I can't stop sucking cock.
>>2108282
Rip grind goat
>>2108304
>tried to type "doesn't even look like a cat"
>actually typed "doesn't even look human"
I've been spending too much time here I think.
>>2108329
kek
>>2108883
what the fucking fuck
>>2109781
Kissu
>>2108883
Dope. Love it.
>>2108263
"Nah, fuck you.
I ain't playing no more."
>>2108328
It's even better with sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbu_BrQx8-o
>>2108886
>filename
Lost
>>2108588
so, what happened to the racoon?
Did the dipshit stop filming?
>>2108271
An animal with human teeth is genuinely funny, especially fish.
>>2108251
Fucking lost.
>>2109922
That's debatable...
>>2108648
What part of common ancestor do people not understand?
We didn't evolve from them.
>>2108904
Pretty sure that's not an orgasm, considering cats have barbed penisses
>>2108328
Lost here.
>>2108886
sides status: demolished
>>2108896
>$250 for a fucking RETARDED dog
>>2109905
lost hard
Sloth or pain au chocolat?
>>2108263
Hamster.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.
>>2109402
Agreeing with you there anon. I was completely indifferent to pugs until I visited a friend who was dogsitting one. Those fuckers have so much personality and character. Absolutely no fear or hesitation, just ran up and demanded to be my friend. They're constantly cheerful and genuinely love spending time with you.
I'm a convert.
>>2108271
This is terrifying
>>2110014
I'm beginning to think every animal has a food analog.
>>2110162
It kinda makes you want to see a Fighting Foodons reboot.
>>2108823
Just watched it, the pelican is still trembling after swallowing the pigeon, so it was still fighting inside its stomach.
Man, that pigeon fought hard.
>>2109402
Honestly, I used to work at a vet's office, and pugs had some of the blandest personalities. Maybe I just had bad luck or something. They were never mean, but they were boring and loud. Almost never friendly, and when I looked at their eyes, it was like there was nothing there. Like they were just hollow shells waiting patiently to die and rot. I actually used to like pugs until I met a bunch of them. But again, could just be bad luck on my part.
In my experience, you want sweetness, cavalier king charles spaniels. You want a cold bastard, akita or chow. You want personality, terriers, especially rat terriers, or a german pointer. You want a guardian and can handle some neuroticism, german shepherd. You want dog, retrievers.
>>2110195
Maybe they were scared or overwhelmed by being at the vet? Seems like a situation dogs like that couldn't handle, maybe?
>>2109259
>since aspergers doesn't exist anymore that's likely what you'll get as result as well.
Please try and keep up. Especially if you're going to try and claim you have something. Learn about it.
Aspergers, the term, does not exist anymore (except people that haven't adapted to the new classifications in DSMV yet). The CONDITION is now called high-functioning autism (level 1 autism) and has been folded into the spectrum completely.
I don't even know where the fuck you're getting this sociopathy shit from.
>>2110419
Fuck off already holy shit
>>2110400
Dogs tend to have different personalities at the vet. It's almost hilarious.
>Sitting in waiting room
>Bouncy hyper spaniel is there
>Thing is fucking insane, tail wagging so hard it's going to fly off, charging at everybody who walks in
>Vet calls it in
>Spaniel happily walks round corner
>Sees vet
>Suddenly drops to the floor with a look of terror
>Refuses to stand up or move
>Owner has to drag it over the floor to consultation room
>Entire waiting room is in hysterics
>>2108263
Requesting the one where the hamster starts staring off into space and a series of pictures of horrible war atrocities cycles through the video.
>>2110403
>The CONDITION is now called high-functioning autism
which is hilarious considering they're not high-functioning, most of them aren't even capable of holding a job, their unemployment rate is like 80%.
>>2110557
That's high functioning by autism standards.
>>2108282
RIP Biquette :(
This thread is great
>>2110563
if that's what you consider high functioning you might wanna reconsider your life decisions.
>>2108282
>>2108648
Humans are great apes. That's including you too dingus. I hope you don't dislike yourself.
>>2108892
That cat has fuck me eyes
>>2110690
I'm pretty sure that anon included humans. The whole "monkes r bad" meme is outspokenly misantrhopic.
>>2110699
They said they don't like great apes because they are too similar to humans.
>>2110767
> the hole goes high enough to fit that fabulous mohawk through.
Daww/lol'd
>>2110554
Didn't know there was a hamster one as well
>>2110796
>>2110677
Have you ever seen an autist that isn't high functioning? You'd understand why they are the high functioning ones if you had.
>>2110807
My son has level 2 autism, which is mid-range. He can barely verbalize anything. And only the people who spend hours with him every day can understand it.
I have level 1, and can talk perfectly fine and form complete thoughts. But I still have no 'filter' and tend to say a lot of inappropriate things and inappropriate times
What ties them together is the neurological component that isn't noticeable to others. For example, I have attacked several people for eating loudly. One in the prescirption waiting area at Walgreens who was eatching chips (In fucking walgreens? Really?) and the other was in an elementary school office waiting area. The sound is unbearable to the point that it causes me to boil with rage when they won't stop. That is what you call a "Sensory Issue" ... other examples are common lights being way too bright and preferring dark rooms, the feel of rubbing against the grain on a freshly shaved face.
There's other components, like needing stuff organized and compartmentalized all the time, having trouble understanding accents, preferring the same style of clothes every day (I like short-sleeve pocketed shirts and loose khakis with a white undershirt and suspenders. Every fucking day), responding to jokes as if they were literal even if you know it was meant as humor, obsessing over things for weeks on end, constantly trying to please others, It's all neurological defects, and common ones in the spectrum.
Anyone can act autistic. But you can't be autistic without neurological issues.
>>2110820
Also, we ramble. On and on. Never shut up. We don't notice when others are interested. (true story)
>>2110820
>son has level 2 autism
Thank you for reproducing your awful genes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLveMNQ9U9w
>>2110807
that's the thing, you only notice those that aren't high-functioning.
even if they have a form that's supposed to be 'high-functioning', they're often not.
take this guy for example.
>>2110820
that's not high-functioning, high functioning is someone that doesn't go around attacking people while shouting obscenities at them.
>>2110829
>Thank you for reproducing your awful genes.
I would like you to venture a guess on when autism was first believed to have a genetic component. Guess the year. It hasn't even been a decade. It wasn't until recently that people figured out it wasn't solely environmental factors. And they STILL haven't figured out what causes it, because only part of the time does it show up in offspring, siblings, or parents. The occurrence is simply higher than when it happens to someone with no trace of it in their family tree.
No one knows jack shit about autism other than its current state. Where it comes from, how it started, how it's trigger, how to treat it, we got nothin'. We have behavioral therapy and a whole lot of good ideas.
People with aspergers having kids this century still had no idea it would or could be passed on.
>>2110845
>you only notice those that aren't high-functioning.
You are so, so blind if you can spot someone with aspergers within 30 seconds of watching them. It's generally the people you think are just weird. The ones picked on in highschool for not blending in with others? I say 1 in 3 were aspergers.
>>2110858
> It's generally the people you think are just weird.
being 'weird' doesn't mean you're not high-functioning.
attacking people while shouting obscenities does though.
>>2110845
>that's not high-functioning, high functioning is someone that doesn't go around attacking people while shouting obscenities at them.
people with autism have incredibly powerful emotions. The only reason some appear to have none is that they're especially adept at shutting them down completely as a self-defense mechanism. They are generally considered to be extremely sensitive children who's emotions are easily hurt and cry alot. As they get older, they learn to block those emotions and the empathy that goes with it.
Anger is an emotion, last I checked. And people with autism have far more reactive and powerful emotions than you do. So yes, aggression is extremely common in people with autism. You can't tell me you've never seen someone with autism hit themselves. Ever seen Rain Man? I mean, c'mon man.
Where do you get this bad info from?
/an/ - Autism Discussion
>>2110862
Why are you debating autism with someone that's had level 1 autism for 32 years, and has a 12 year old son with level 2 autism?
I mean, really? Is that a wise decision? I can educate you all you want, but you really need to pick up a book if you care so much.
>>2110864
>people with autism have incredibly powerful emotions.
no you're just overstimulated by normal ones.
you can learn how to deal with it, most don't, because most are looking for excuses rather than solutions.
>The only reason some appear to have none is that they're especially adept at shutting them down completely as a self-defense mechanism.
you're talking out of your ass and you know it.
>They are generally considered to be extremely sensitive children who's emotions are easily hurt and cry alot.
those children aren't high functioning.
they're low to mid functioning.
'aspergers' isn't high functioning autism, high functioning autism doesn't exist, high functioning individuals do though and you're not one of them.
>As they get older, they learn to block those emotions and the empathy that goes with it.
self taught sociopathy isn't a thing.
>So yes, aggression is extremely common in people with autism.
so is being low-functioning.
much like yourself.
>>2110869
>Autism unironically has "levels"
holy kek
>>2110873
don't you wonder what level 99 is like?
>>2110874
Wonder what level autists evolve at? Or do you you have to trade them?
>>2110868
Well, technically it belongs on this board. Homo sapiens are animals, and autism is a natural defect that arises as a price to pay for genetic diversity.
>>2109215
>I have killed 5 animals with shady reasoning. Not NO reason, just not a GOOD reason.
What? As in tortured?
>>2110874
This isn't even my final form.
>>2108288
That fucking file name
>>2108295
i lost HARD
>>2108322
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>2108289
>filename
fukken lost
>>2108831
[spoiler]it's from a movie[/spoiler]
>>2109949
>be strong Clarence
>be strong for mother
>>2110820
>level 2 Autism
shit, can i ask you for help? Can't even get past level 1.
>>2108304
That look of utter betrayal
>>2109402
That's what makes the pug such a sad creature. They are sweet, lovely dogs with wonderful temperaments. The problem is that their bodies do not allow them to fully express that lovely nature. I've never met a nasty pug, but at the same time, I've never met a pug that was able to run and jump and play with other dogs in the way it truly wants to. It waddles awkwardly and has trouble turning at full speed. It cannot take large enough breaths to play for longer than a few minutes before needing to stop and recover. They have no muzzle to grab with and no neck with which to turn their heads. Something that should be nothing but joy and entertainment for a pug becomes an extreme struggle. It isn't fair. The pug does not deserve to be subjected to such a life. It deserves a nose to breathe through and a body that will support it.
>>2111356
Not to sound arbitrary but you could say the same thing about most humans.
/wsg/ has some great animal/cat threads:
>>>/wsg/1049716
>>>/wsg/1036280
>>2110820
why did you reproduce and doom another to a life of social suffering
>>2110871
Please calm down buddy pal our resident Austist hasn't slighted you he's just correcting you on your hilarious misinformed opinions
I'd say he's more high functioning than you desu
>>2111359
At least humans aren't purposefully mass-bred to be defective
>>2110873
Commonly referred to as "power levels"
>scrolls through all the arguing
This thread is ruined.
i don't understand why everyone on this website is so fucking obsessed with autism
>>2108588
Goddamn it. I had only watched the first part of this before and I was glad the racoon got out of it alive, and then they grab it again. Fucking hell.
>>2108892
What a beautiful cat.
>>2110873
I wonder what level bugguy is.
>>2111443
Because there is a disproportionately high percentage of actual autists using this site and it genuinely effects the way interactions take place here.
>>2111368
What about the Hartleys? What about every other family who knows that their genes are fucked but keeps having massively deformed and/or disabled kids?
>>2111478
i've transcended beyond the use of levels.
>>2111504
I've missed you bbygrl
What the fuck is wrong with these birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hto_uvmLq-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG9itZ2gT7Y
>>2111515
I think these birds literally go insane from captivity. Also all the owners in these types of videos seem like kind of pricks. No one should own one of these birds unless they're a special carebear with all the time and money in the world and even then the birds probably go mental.
>>2111534
The guy in the first video runs a registered bird rescue. Pebble didn't get that language from him.
https://www.youtube.com/user/MegaBirdCrazy/about
>>2111515
>dose kisses in the first video
That is fucking adorable.
>>2108282
It is not a real metal concert unless a goat comes and rocks out.
>>2108266
>A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>2108328
My sides are closing in on Andromeda.
>>2108883
It looks like the fat lady with the socks from I'm A Cyborg But That's Okay
>>2111989
Is doggo okay?
>>2111996
yeah, it just ate some edible marijuana and got super high
>>2109215
>I have high-functioning autism, aka Aspergers.
assburgers I not the same thing a high-functioning autism you literal autist
also there are different kinds of empathy, clinically speaking, which distinguishes autists from psychos
>>2112005
aspergers is a form of autism as of the publication of the DSMV
>>2112008
not that anon but -
a form of autism is not the same meaning as "high-functioning autism"
>>2112011
it's a form of high functioning autism, it is on the autism spectrum which means it's somewhere between high functioning and low functioning. that's how the autism spectrum works, aspergers is on it.
>>2108315
youngmrhands.jpg
>>2112017
high functioning autism doesn't exist.
people with aspergers can be high functioning, but most of them are low functioning, they can't hold a job, can't socialize, can't really do anything besides shitpost on the internet.
>>2112087
This is low functioning autism just for reference, aspergers is inherently higher functioning on the autism spectrum, which I'm beginning to think you might be on.
https://youtu.be/8jrqpn60d4A
>>2108656
Do you realize that they're totally the opposite of what you said.
>>2108328
I lost
>>2112148
I don't see any real differences between that guy and most people with aspergers.
>>2108656
>chimps
>absence of societal norms
This isn't true at all, though. Quite the opposite. It's true that they have a relatively violent society, and that groups are known to wage "war" against other groups. It's not true, however, that this violence would somehow mirror a society without norms. The violence in chimp society is not contrary to societal norms, but rather, at least partially, a way of upholding them. When an older, stronger individual gives a younger one a beating to "put it in its place", this is a way of upholding norms.
The whole "evil chimp" meme is a myth born out of the tragic maulings that followed from captive chimps not being raised properly.
>>2108267
just
>>2111479
affects
>>2108884
That's adorable.
>>2110149
My mother hates pugs but every pug I've met is a wonderful dog.
>>2112174
I don't think you know what aspergers is
>>2111993
what the fuck
>>2111992
that's actually birth. it's the males that give birth.
>>2110400
Most dogs were fine at the vet. I noticed a definite trend with pugs being unfriendly and boring. There was a grand total of two friendly pugs in my time working there.
My favorites personality-wise were always the cavaliers, every single one was very sweet and friendly, and just wanted to love you, but they have heart issues.
Also, oddly enough, all the shiba inus we saw were actually really friendly. I was surprised by that. We didn't have that many of them, but they were bouncy and playful.
>>2111992
That male definitely accidentally ate a few of those babies.
>>2110767
That's honestly horrifying.
