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Are pandas autistic bears? Is that the reason why they don't
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Are pandas autistic bears? Is that the reason why they don't mate very often?
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>>2095675
They're the only "bears" that willing smother, kill or willingly neglect their offspring. As far as we should be concerned, nature should be allowed to take its course in regards to the panda. If they're too stupid to mate, then that's natty sells at work.
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>>2095747
>population is increasing in the wild
>THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO LIVE!!!!
tripfags are too stupid to mate
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>>2095747
Yeah, it sure is nature taking its fucking course for pandas.
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Do you know why rodents like rats are so successful? They needed to crank each other out constantly to make up for all the causalities in the nature of their kind. They were adaptable from the beginning and can basically eat just about anything.

Adult pandas have no predators. They have been living a chill ass, low energy, low threat lifestyle for thousands if not millions of years. They stuck to bamboo because thats basically all they need, and there was a fuck ton of it that wasn't running out on it's own. Meanwhile, other animals are running for their lives, under constant threat be it from predation or getting gored by what they have to kill in order to survive. Pandas don't need to swim from glaciers to glaciers, they don't need to run down prey or form communities to depend on one another. They got to sit back, relax and occasionally bump into one another, fuck and go back to doing what pandas do.

Pandas in the wild mate just fine but they basically have no habitat left and in captivity, the problem is people can't recreate what they would have in the wild as well. Plenty of animals are shit at breeding in captivity.

>tl;dr pandas are highly evolved to not give a fuck and humans ruined them
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>>2095761
Well said. People are ignorant so they think pandas are the stupid ones when ironically they are the stupids.
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There is a very simple reason why they don't mate very often.

They don't have the energy.
Other than humans they have no natural enemies or competitors for space. While they can eat small rodents and lizards it is a lot easier to just eat the bamboo. However their stomachs are not efficient at breaking down the bamboo for energy and nutrients so they have to eat it all the time. Most of their day is spent eating and sleeping since they don't have energy to do much else. Therefore they don't mate.

Pandas in zoos are fed nutrient and protein rich diets that drastically improve their diet and energy therefore they have the energy to mate.
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>>2096074
They have more than enough energy to mate in the wild and will readily do so. Their heat and mating is hardly different than any other species of bear. The problem with pandas is that they are BEARS which do not crank out cubs every year. It takes about a minimum of four years for pandas to reach sexual maturity, grizzly bears take 5-8, black bears 3-5, etc. Bears in general take two years to rear their young and during that they do not breed.
Whether or not a female will breed will also depend on environment and health. If a grizzly had a shitty winter and a shitty spring where there isn't much food, she won't waste energy rearing cubs that will probably just die.

This is not a specific panda 'problem', its just bear biology.
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>>2095675
They screwed up when they switched to a purely vegan diet, meaning they need to invest a huge chunk of their time eating and digesting bamboo.
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https://youtu.be/YXRha4U7gb0
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>pandas are bears
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>>2096116
How? It's nutritionally shit but the bamboo forests were endless. They would have no other resource competition and unlimited access. Literally no way for a panda to starve. Seems like a fine survival strategy in that niche despite the drawbacks, but no strategies come without some.
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>>2096205
Hardly any animals eat it either and they do it's usually the leaves and shoots. It's not like pandas had to share it when there's just about zero competition.
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What I want to know is why don't we make super pandas and feed them better foods and stuff from birth than just bamboo. Why keep a species stuck in a deadend niche when its on the edge of extinction anyways
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I hate this pandas need to die meme. Efforts in zoos are largely useless and that money should be spent on wild habits and wild pandas, but kiddos on the web hear one thing and run with it.

>>2095747
Are you kidding? Brown bears and polar bears have been known to kill their own cubs over territory and, ironically enough, to mate and make cubs.

>>2096074
They will fuck a dozen times a day. How often do you fuck a day?

>>2096234
Evolution takes more than a few pandas. You're asking to do something that takes centuries. And once that happens, where do the pandas go? They can no longer live in bamboo forests and would be invasive everywhere else
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>>2096325
Woah. That's fucking metal, bro.
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