What the actual fuck is this shit, and dare I ask, how the FUCK did you stumble across this shit?

>What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded forearm?
My sides

>>2091321
Me and a friend were talking about how the government is too easy going with animal abusers, and he sent me the link to that disgusting website so I could make a thread.

No idea how he found it. Me and him see eye to eye on this, so I don't think he's into this degeneracy.

>>2091322

http://www.eroticfalconry.com/EroticFalconry/Personals__Birds_Seeking_Gloves.html

>presents me with something I want to share with the whole world
>tells me how awful it would be if this got out

Dammit, OP.

>>2091335
I wouldn't mind Falconry gong with it, it's a fucking stupid sport. But that's besides the point. These people are based in Wisconsin, and they've admitting to raping birds, isn't bestiality a felony? Why is the website still up?

>>2091336
>they've admitting

I pose great engrish

But seriously, I should be more careful of typos

Please tell me this is all satire...

C'mon guys, obviously a joke site. Kinda funny, I guess.

>>2091341
>>2091339

How can we be sure? If you look at a text only cached version of their homepage, you can see they used to have stills and video.

I kind of doubt someone would rape a falcon, just so they could joke around.

I don't believe in this. It's just too silly.

>>2091365
I wish I felt the same way, but I've met so many strange people over the years that I think these people might really be this perverse. As sad as that is to admit.

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>DDT

This implies these people know at least a little bit about raptors.

>>2091369
Not really. 6th grade biology often covers the whole DDT thing.

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I am 1000% certain that this is a joke.

>>2091312
Pretty sure this is a joke. This shit can't be serious.

>Name: Gort
>Lovestyle: Brutal
>Likes: Tearing and glaring
>Dislikes: Most things
>Looking for: Women who can shut the fuck up >for once in their lives

This is obviously fake, are you completely retarded?

>>2091344
Because the wording is 4chan tier (your wife taking an "african american phallus" - referencing the cuck buzzword) and the signature is a typed font. The T's are exacrly the same.

Little things.

>>2091344
>>2091440 this

and the quote from Ralph Waldo Emerson is 100% fabricated.

>>2091439
This just reminds me that /an/ is the easiest board to troll on the planet. This is so clearly a joke that you'd have to huff paint daily to take it seriously.

>>2091454
>Implying that's not what OP is doing all day with his worthless life