Think of your least favorite animal. Now write a poem about why you don't like it.
i don't have to, ogden nash did it perfectly already
>the trouble with a kitten is that
>eventually it becomes a cat
>>2088876
Imo kittens are little fuckers and cats are nice. Kittens do shit like destroy your fucking ASAP Rocky poster like my roommate's did and tear apart everything. Cats just chill and let you pet them, and play when you want them to.
FUCK WASPS
WASPS SUCK
WASPS DIE
By Wasp-hater
>>2088917
Profound.
Really makes you think.
Birds are fucking gay.
All they do are make messes
and squawk all day long.
Pesky mosquitos
If I could kill you all now
I'd fucking do it
>>2088922
I really don't care
What consequences may rise
As long as you're gone
>>2088925
Should it indirectly
Doom humans, at least we will
Have beaten you first
Chimpanzees are fucking evil
They like to throw their poop
If you ever piss one off
It'll rip your face off and eat it
my most hated animal is the camel spider,
the distance between us I wish was wider.
it's a monstrous eight-legged freak,
more horrifying than a giant squid's beak.
"10 nukes isn't enough" I'd tell her,
To President Clinton I'd speak.
With reply she said "but you'd kill your mother!"
"sad, but a future with them is more bleak"
>>2088920
Thanks its going to be on my new black metal album titled HELL-FORGED ANTS
>>2088934
>President Clinton
Please God don't let it be
>>2088939
The world is so fucking stupid at this point that I feel like it's inevidable, Our Lord and Savior Trump is to good for us.
>>2088942
I still can't even believe people are supporting her. It's like no one remembers what a tragic failure Hillary Care was, or the 150000 scandals she's been involved in. Not to mention whether she's moderate or progressive is solely based on what kind if crowd is listening ti her. If she had a dick she wouldn't even be running for president
I fucking hate this bird, named the Kakapo
The face that it still exists just goes to show
An error in the animal saving movement
A world without this useless creature is an improvement
its extinction is at this point natural selection
their evolution simply went in the wrong direction
a fat flightless bird is already at a disadvantage
but their food being in the trees? thats too much to manage
they mate once a year, not too odd
but then they make a loud beacon like a clod
so i beg, just let this bird dye
or make them useful and eat them on rye!
>>2088946
>>2088921
why are bird-bullies such jerks?
and say mean things about birds behind their beaks
shouting and waving their fists on the internet instead of at the sky
like passive aggressive, probably white male, cowards, they cry
don't you see that birds are people too, just like you and me?
maybe you bird-bullies should take your hate speech and go, and let the birdies be.
I appreciate people like you. We need to save the ecologically important species, nobody should give a fuck if they're cute or quirky.
>>2088915
cats shit in boxes, smell like ass and spread diseases
they have no redeeming qualities
>>2088861
From this prison of a planet I live on I want to be released and freed, because I on this rock with me lives a devil called the centipede.
These little fuckers will poison and grab, wrap themselves around your throat like some fashion fad.
They paralyze their pray like Manson, eating them alive, I'd rather die to the bullet of my own gun.
They clamber and climb, their appearance, their facade is more disgusting then a motherfucking mold slime.
CONSUME
REPRODUCE
CONSUME
REPRODUCE
WE ARE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL LOOK AT US GO HOO BOY
CANT WAIT FOR THAT ALL US DIET BECAUSE ALL I WANT AROUND IS MORE OF US
stupid barking neighbor dog, why won't you shut up?
there's nothing going on near you, but you don't give a fuck.
you're a sissy chocolate Labrador, even squirrels aren't afraid of you
I've tried protesting to the neighbors, explained till my face was blue
despite my complaints, the bark still remains, and my sanity starts to falter
I'll have dark thoughts, about beatings with rocks, or perhaps antifreeze in its water
though it sounds like a blast, it can't come to pass, my neighbor is also my daughter.
>>2088965
>smell like ass and spread diseases
Maybe if they're disgusting outdoor cats. My girlfriend's indoor cats don't smell at all and obviously don't give us fucking diseases. And who cares that they shit in boxes? Better than having to take them outside every day. Overall I'm a dog person but your arguments suck
Centipedes are foul,
frightening, aberrant things.
Should have fewer legs.
>>2089120
is that the poisonous type? from its blue color i guess? yesterday I saw a purple-colored centipide and its kinda standing like a cobra stance. do centipedes really do that? Am i fucked up?
CRAAAAWLING INNNN MY SKINNNNN
THESE WORMS I CANNOT FEEELLL
FEAR LIKE A NIGHTMARE
ALL TOO FUCKING REALLLLL
I really hate wolves
I want to skin them alive
I want to marinate their flesh in shit
I want to gut them like a mother fish of ages
I want to shove their remains inside my pussy.
Also dinosaurs.
Cut into shitty pieces
Shoved inside bloody arses
Of misogynistic sex-starved fanboys
Au devour, A haiku by me,
I FUCKING HATE OWLS
Bats should be splat.
I don't want their babies to give me rabies.
Tapeworm, oh tapeworm
Your whole existence is a bitch
I hate to see you squirm
You make my skin crawl and itch
I'd rather fight off a mosquito swarm
Or hell, a demi-lich
Then be host to a single tapeworm
You rotten little witch
Mangoes, mangoes,
Living in my skin,
Punishment for all sin.
Squeeze it like a zit,
It comes out a little bit.
The hole left behind
Chews away at my mind,
Mangoes, mangoes,
I can't do this anymore, I feel sick.
>>2089149
Are you retarded? That's not a haiku
I have squished
the roach
living under
the icebox
and which
was probably
breeding
an army
good riddance
it was diseased
so creepy
and so gross
Caterpillars, A Haiku
Wriggling wormy pests
Get the fuck off my roses
Die die die die die
>>2088861
Oh domestic cats
Brought to foreign lands for their slaughter of rats
Yet their killing for sport did not end there
As they proceeded to slaughter all native species in the air
This invasive species needs to be cut off my the root
Yet idiots wont do it because they think they're cute
Cats are worse than invasive snakeheads
If your furry cancer spore is on my lawn you can bet it'll wind up dead
Dogs dogs
dogs dogs dogs
dog. dog dog
go away
I'm tired of you, dog
you give me no peace
you bark all day long
why the fuck do you do that
that person is my neighbor
they mean you no harm
they just want to have fun
in their own front lawn
you shit in my back yard
so that I can't walk without
fear. Fear of shit on my shoes
or worse. Shit on my feet.
I am so angry every day.
I am so angry every night.
I am so angry at you.
I am so angry at dogs.
Let me tell you about the worst animal in the world
Worse than a tapeworm, dung beetle, or centipede unfurled.
Their appearance is ghastly and they stumble about crassly
Truly the worst thing in the world.
The animal I speak of is, of course, the pug.
Ugly beast, mean beast, like a giant disgusting bug.
They run around, shit and drown.
My god do I hate the pug.
Now let me tell you the irony of my tale.
Man tried to create the perfect breed only to fail
We made the pug, but should sweep it under the rug.
And put an end to this awful tale.
mosquito.
I hate the mosquito.
When I kill it, I think "neato".
buzzier than a bee
motherfucker won't let me be
I can feel them in my skin bare
I look to see - he is not there
To let me sleep - would he dare?
Just wait a while, dumb beast
after that you can have your feast
But you'd rather buzz next to my head
To risk your life, end up dead
How dumb can one get?
AHHHHH AH HHHHAH AHHHHH
AHHHHHHH HAHHHHHH AHH
AHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHH
~Humbolt Squids, by Anonymous, also featured on my latest album: "Six Hours of Screaming"
Of all the parasites I have met
The tick makes me the most upset
Fuck you tick you fucking shit
My brother, my dog, and me you bit
Rocky mountain spotted tick fever and lyme
Your very existence is an evil crime
Fire and burning on you I have wrought
Fuck you tick you fucking twat
Wasp,
his low, droning buzz
crawls deep into my ear,
prickling across my brain
with six spur-sharp legs.
Wasp,
the quiet dagger veiled
by a cloak of petals
skin-soft and tempting,
awaiting naked fingers.
Wasp,
he clings to my window,
creeping, antennae probing,
seeking a chink
in my fiberglass armor.
>>2088861
Fuck poems
Fuck deer
I'll kill them both
Seals
A cross between a dog and a fish
What are they here for
Nobody knows
It would be great to lie around all day
A sea dog
I think I'd rather be a walrus
"Itching" for a chance
to say to a mosquito
Fuck off and die bitch
>>2089025
Tell that whore to stop letting it bark in the night.
Also 2nd line was pretty
Cicada cicada
I hate your noise
You fly into my back door
It resembles scratching
Like a stray animal
I hate your hum
Cicada cicada
You sneak into my house
I run
Hide
Your hard crunchy body
I'm afraid you'll fly into my hair
Cicada cicada
I don't have to worry about you
The cat has her eyes on you
My Piggy poo
She carries you around in her mouth
Her trophy
>>2088861
I am in your house.
I am not a mouse.
I can fly here.
You can't find me dear.
Hibernation is my skill.
I am so hard to kill.
You would think.
I do stink.
I'll fuck with your sanity.
FUCK HUMANITY!
>>2089132
Where do you live? There's no species in my region that would stand upright, but maybe the gnarly fuckers in my pic would do some shit like that. The worst we get around here are pic related, which are still hideous but nothing compared to the serpentine fuckers you can find in tropical regions.
SPIDERS! SPIDERS! What are you going to to do?
Got a nightmare in your bed,
better make sure she stays dead
>>2088921
birds are smarter than you
they can do two times two
and learn colors too
so why don't you like birds
faget
>>2090691
>she
There once was a tick in the grass.
He came up and clamped on my ass.
Along passed some time,
and then I got Lyme
all because of the tick on my ass.
Fuck ticks.
We need more poets
Crows you awful bastard
Crows you walk across the sky
Crows, not a laugh nor cough
Crows, Ah, thrilling beyond my life, something thrilling in the night
Crows, man could not be man nor God God.
The agony
Grew.
Crows.
Crows, by anon
>>2088861
a haiku about cats
by anon
Cats are dirty shits
also they creep me the fuck out
still i live with three
>>2092439
another about geese because
Honk honk honk honk honk
that song is in my nightmares
please stop chasing me
>>2088915
>ASAP Rocky
How's eight grade going?
>>2088861
Orange and black
Connected at the pussy and ass crack
Love bugs are from hell
and you should run and tell
your car shines bright
until the acidity washes you well
Love bugs love bugs
Go die in a well
There once was a stinkbug in Fall
Who I angrily found on my wall
I tore him apart
He let out a fart
Now it smells all down the hall
>>2092406
Dumb broccoli eating dog
Oh how I hate your stupid face
It looks smashed in and broken
I would like to smash it in and break it
I can't hurt you because I know it is not your fault
Hating an animal because of how I feel towards it is arbitrary
but holy shit
oh my god
wow just fuckign wow
i hate you, dog
if i ever see you, dog
on the streets of my city
on the roads of my suburb
on the fields of my farm
or in the confines of my home
i will attempt to hold back my attack
and fail
If i wanted something small and evil
that is almost feeble
And is trembling like a twig in the storm
I would go to Michael J fox home.
