I need advice /an/
One of our neighboors roosters had flewn over our fence two days ago and it is refusing to leave. It has the most shrill voice you can imagine, and he's been screaming right under my fucking bedroom window every single day from 3AM to 9AM without pause. At this point, I'm ready to maim somebody.
What am I supposed to do with it? I don't even know which fence to threw it over, if I even caught it. Literally all of our neighbors have these pests- it could be anyone's. Can't I just snap it's neck and threw it in the garbage?
just chase it out in the street or throw it over a fence at random you fukkin tard
>>2085627
just chop its head off and have a nice dinner ya idiot
>>2085627
Just put it in your front yard. Its not your responsibility and its their fault it got out. If you are kind, you could go door to door and ask, but the easiest thing to do is just put it in your front yard and hope it works itself out.
Depends who lived there longer. If they lived there before you you have no say and can't do anything.
>>2085640
What fucking dirtscrabble country do you live in? No civilized country works that way.
Just fucking pick it up and put it over the fence? what a fucking stupid thread. Do you even go outside?
>>2085645
I live in the real world anon. Come give us a visit.
>>2085640
That makes no sense.
OP here,
My mother got home yesterday from out of town, and went around asking but apparently nobody is missing a single rooster. She thinks our dog, a dachund mix who likes to wander around, probably caught it and brought it home from god knows where.
I demanded that we sacrifice the rooster for the greater good, but she's insisting that we wait and roast it when it's not so cold outside. Fuck that, I might have to assassinate the damned thing, it's 3:15 and it fucking woke me again.
Only, I never killed anything. I wish I was a stone cold murderer.
call animal control. they can get the rooster if it's not yours, how has no one suggested this? assuming you're from the US, most places ban keeping roosters within city limits
wtf op? I wouldn't have waited so long to shoot it.
>>2085627
Have an air rifle or know someone who has one?
Can kill it quietly and then toss it in a dumpster somewhere, or (if you aren't above prepping a bird) you can enjoy a real Organic Chicken Dinner™
>>2085627
Free pet rooster op
Your average rooster that runs around the hood is going to be too tough to roast. I made that mistake once. Just once. It was like eating a chicken-flavored tire. Slow cooker might be okay but it still might turn out too tough to eat. In which case, it needs to be soup or coq au vin.
>>2086701
How to make soup from a whole rooster?
Also any good guides on cleaning s chicken carcass?
How do chickens even wake people up?
I've had roosters my entire life and some of them with a loud as fuck crow and I never have been woken up by them.
I find dogs to be much more relentless with their obsessive barking and louder as well.
