Found this crawling in muh bathtub, what it is it? Don't see that many spiders here in Phoenix.
>>2084501
Looks like a vengeance.
I think it's a chocolate laborador retriever, but I'm not 100%. Can someone confirm?
>>2084517
I think I see a bit of of vanilla in there but could be wrong.
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>>2084589
It's a fucking joke are you that dense
>>2084506
Do you have the extended version?
>>2084501
i don't know what that thing is but from the way it's stretching out its right arm I can tell it eats dubs.
>>2084501
I don't frequent /an/, so if I'm responding to /an/'s equivalent of a shitpost I apologize and I'll lurk moar. However that image is of a brown recluse (or fiddler spider if you're from the south). It's a very passive traveling spider, that only really bites if you happen to sit on it. It's venom can cause cardiac arrest and neurological pain in the elderly and the young. The average adult though can have a reaction of anything from mild irritation to a necrotic legion similar to a pimple that eventually caves in and spreads. Some people are allergic to this venom and it rots exponentially worse. Most doctor's think the majority of people get the cavernous lesion and due to either improper washing end up with gangrene which explains the rotting. Basically if you get a pimple/blister looking lesion that starts to turn purple or black, go to the doctor.
>>2085405
Brown recluse is one of the few sick memes /an/ has. You just fell for the b8 m8
>>2084501
you found a picture online which implies that you correctly identified the spider in question. why do you do this to us.
This is definitely a redback spider you should stay away as they are very dangoreus. Take my word for it as i am a spiderologist and have observed many such insects.
Copperhead
>>2084605
I think the real joke is his massive link that almost hits the character limit.
Are YOU dense?
>>2084501
NYC here. Can anyone tell me what kind of spider this is? I found it in my daughters bedroom.