cheetah
cheeeeee!
me
I can kill cheetah without weapons
>>2084188
Well it's not like cheetahs are very threatening to humans nor is it very hard to snap a spine.
Cheetahs = the most chill of the big cats. I would totally have a pet cheetah. They used to be domesticated and kept as pets anyway (Egypt) and some people still keep them as pets.
They are too fast. Slow down
cheeeeeeetah!!!
>>2084274
cheetah isn't a big cat moran
really?
>>2085132
Second one has a collar on genius.
cheeeeeehhhh
This may or may not be considered lewd
>>2085506
so sweeeet! ^o^
cheeth!
I'm gonna get two cheetah and a sheep dog to protect my herd of llamas.
>>2088356
10/10 on cuddle scale. Would do this every night.
>>2085430
It looks like a tracking collar, not a pet collar.
You're lion! I'm not a cheetah!
huh?
>>2088931
YOU'RE LION, I NEVA HEETCHU,
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, CHEETAH!
>>2085506
Why are cheetahs so lewd?
>>2083968
I'm seriously starting to think all cheetahs in the wild today are actually descendants of domesticated cheetahs
a wild cat shouldn't be this friendly towards human so naturally
>>2089519
They just seem too much like dogs at points, other than being built similarly like a greyhound.
>>2085576
I loved the magma donger episode
>>2089519
I don't see why they don't domesticate them again, it would save the species.
And I just really fucking want one...like goddamn, I will do the research and get the money to take care of one, and the land. I know I can do it, it's just not fucking legal.
>>2083968
Cheetah
>>2089996
How much maintenance do they even require? Is it similar to a greyhound, or do they need more care?
>>2089996
They were never domesticated, people kept them for hunting similar to birds of prey, but they never became pets. They are and allways have been wild animals, they wouldn't fit in with a home environment any more then a wolf or bird of prey would.
>>2090260
>Is it similar to a greyhound
Fuck no.
How much time, effort and money would it take to create a domesticated breed of cheetah?
These things would be so fun to own.
>>2089996
>And I just really fucking want one...
So you should just get whatever you want? It's irresponsible to own a wild animal and no one should be privately owning them
what about hyenas?
I wouldn't trust a cheetah
When a domestic cat flips out and attacks, you stand a chance at escaping with a little cut
>>2090514
seam pretty trustworthy to me, and I'm an expert on trust
>>2090304
Ah, the age old 'its a wild animal so you can't have it!'
Sorry to burst your bubble sweety, but everything started off wild. If I have the time, money, space, and knowledge to take proper care of one you damn well bet I'm going to get one. Just because it might start off as a wild animal, that doesn't mean I'm going to mistreat it.
>>2090517
Even dogs go ape and kill toddlers
I'm not trusting a cat that could swipe my face off in a second
>>2090285
Way too much to be doable. Breeding cheetahs in captivity is extremely difficult and the genetic pool doesn't have much to select from.
>>2090517
>MOM DONT FAWGET TO CUT DA CWAST OFF!
>>2090834
but cheetahs aren't dogs, and they're the chillest of the cats
>>2083968
>poil
I'd love to have a pet Cheetah, but it seems wrong to keep them in any kind of small area, considering they're naturally animals that run in large open spaces.
>>2091413
They only run like that a couple times a week at most. Usually they're just lounging about. You could definitely create a cheetah friendly environment. Just have a delicious cheetah meal (dead rabbit or chicken or something) launch across an enclosed run and your cheetah gets it's weekly sprint + meal. Happy cheetah can then spend the rest of the week doing nothing and being lazy.
Fuck. Just build a chicken launcher and feed your cheetah that way every day.
So what's the deal with cheetahs anyway? How are they less aggressive than felines half their size? Is it temperament or the lack of means to easily kill humans due to their small jaws and frail build?
>>2091722
They don't see us as prey because we are too big, versus the other big cats being able to take down animals bigger than themselves.
>>2091726
I doubt bobcats and lynxes see us as prey either, but have you seen how aggressive the little shits are? I've encountered cougars less aggressive than fucking bobcats.
>>2091729
Maybe it's because of how bobcats live? They don't have many natural enemies to compete with, so they are probably less fearful naturally. They don't have to run away as often in order to stay alive.
>>2091822
literally giant housecats
>>2088541
That just means it's out on parole. It's even more dangerous than regular cheetahs.
>>2085408
Too cute!
>>2083997
>ay man check that chick's ass
>i see it cheeta, i see it
ITT: Timothy Treadwells
>>2091722
I would bet it has something to do with how frail, and specialized they are. I'm not a cat expert though.
>>2092863
What happened here?
>>2092863
>>2094030
>Mr D’Mello, 64, a helicopter pilot who booked the month-long trip as a birthday gift for his wife, said he kept taking photos until he realised the cheetahs were biting her.
Of course you were Mr. D'Mello, of course..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139442/Violet-DMello-mauled-tame-cheetahs-holiday-safari-park.html
>>2083968
Wow! That's a nice cheetah, there!
>>2094437
Ok that's fucking hilarious
For having such a long history of being tamed by humans, it's a shame it never got domesticated, same with the elephant.
>>2097279
Both would take too much space and resources to be properly domesticated.
>>2098400
not to mention the problem where their play behavior can result in grievous bodily harm. Which I guess applies to elephants too.
Cheetahs (and cougars IIRC) seem to share the predisposition for being tameable that probably resulted in the domestication of wildcats. When tame, cheetahs act pretty similarly to domestic cats. Every cat owner has their blood shed at some point. Even if tame cheetahs actually were just scaled-up pussycats, they're just too dangerous to catch on as a pet.
That being said, they may well be like cats in that they take well to the domestic life (as in they can live a happy life in the company of people willing to deal with them). Won't make them catch on as common pets, but they're probably a great fit for safari parks, small zoos, and other responsible caretakers. They're iconic, beautiful, and obviously can get along with people; the species will survive in captivity no matter what happens to their wild population.
>>2094437
If this is the worst that can happen I think we'll be okay
Also dumb shitskins deserve any mauling they get
>>2090548
godspeed, anon
>>2085421
Well, technically it is a big cat. As in, it's big and it's a cat.
>>2099316
fucking vintage /vp/ meme
Bobcats are cooler.
>>2088541
collar means its at least docile toward humans
>>2099316
Sourdough with a little butter on it
>>2088524
cute!
>>2091722
Specialized and fragile high speed killers, being a dick is probably too much of a health risk when you gotta go fast or die.
>>2085506
That looks pretty painful considering how sharp their tongues are
so if i just walked out onto the planes in africa and found a cheetah, it wouldn't try to hunt me like a lion or a tiger would?
>>2100950
It depends.
>>2083998
Karlee?
>>2100992
on?
your fate
>>2100950
If you aren't a fragile manlet probably not.
>>2099316
Someone post the whole thing.
Ahhh, cheetahs, the redneck, cousin humping, plainbillies of the Savanah.
Beautiful, beautiful animal.
>>2100950
Unless you are really fat, start running like a bitch, or the cheetah is extremely desperate,it won't.
>>2094437
>Shitskin does something dumb and gets mauled
>Shitskin husband doesn't even notice
>>2101830
the way you worded this sentence confuses me. if i am really fat it will attack me? or won't if i'm not? and only if it's desperate?
>>2101589
>>2099316
D'aww, what a cutie. I want to rub her belly and caress that face.
>>2085408
fast babby
>>2092056
>>2083994
That would terrify me. Are cheetahs super protective of kids like bears? I know seeing people playing with bear cubs always have people saying they are crazy and mommas about to show up.
>>2089996
Because we know how bad it is when a dog has a bad owner. Now imagine a fucking cheetah with a bad owner that becomes aggressive. Ya done son.
>>2102964
A cheetah is still probably less dangerous than a Pitbull or Rottweiler.
>>2102958
Probably similar to that of a house cat, though they will abandon their young once they think their kid is young enough to live out on their own.
>>2102964
Except we weigh more than them, humans have a stronger bite than them, their claws are somewhat dull, and they cannot maintain an extended struggle. As the other anon said, a pitbull or rotti is going to be more dangerous
>>2103226
None of that matters. Once that cheetah is running full speed and grabs you by the neck, youre done for.
Say hello to spinal injuries at the best.
>>2103332
Oh, so now every cheetah has a good 100ft ahead of time.
okey guys..
cheetahs suck t b h
cheetahs looks like hobos
>>2101871
I would be more worried if it has a partner, or is hunting in a small group. Then you best be finding some weapons or fire nigga.
>Become rather wealthy (like 200,000 or more a year)
>Obtain 20-30 acre property of mostly flat farmland
>Pay to have it fenced off and have the fence maintained
>Invest in cameras set up all throughout property
>Invest in raising turkeys, ostriches, and perhaps some goats
>Obtains cheetah and two german shepherds
>Profit??
This is my ultimate dream and why I think I am avoiding having kids.
>>2105027
Why would you get Ostriches those shits are just so aggressive I think it would kill your cheetah
>>2083968
Why do baby cheetah's always look like they have poofy hair on their heads? Guessing it's just a common thing with babbies.
