>be male angler fish
>be tiny as fuck, can't see anything this deep in the ocean
>smell something nice
>turns out it's the pheromones of a female, which are ugly as sin and just plain horrifying
>still, it's my only chance to avoid being eaten
>bite into her to latch on
>eventually, my mouth fuses to her body, so i can never let go
>slowly fuse with female as nearly all of my internal organs atrophy, including my brain
>the only thing that remains of me are my gonads
>live the rest of life as an unconscious pair of balls that the female can use to impregnate herself
Is there any animal who suffers more than a male angler fish?
>>2078413
I dunno, if we're going to pretend angler fish suffer, can I pretend dandelions do too? I mean they've got a pretty rough life.
>>2078419
>Getting blown by children 24/7
>Tough life
Pshht
Praying mantis gets fucked after sex, pretty brutal
>>2078413
Yes. The human male.
>>2078437
>gets fucked after sex
I thought thats what they were doing what
>>2078433
Upvote
Not accounting for level of consciousness, hyenas.
>>2078413
>Become a woman's genitals
It's like FtP, Absorption and CTF threads on /d/ but irl
how is that a bad thing? The only thing that sucks is his brain gets fucked. I'd rather be a conscious pair of female gonads
>>2078672
it's ok, he wasn't conscious when he had a brain either.
>>2078673
he only had le nociception :DDD
didt pass le mirror test :DD
>>2078715
ironic Ausfag posting is still Ausfag posting....
>>2078715
dont you fucking question me you little maggot.
i'm smarter than you i know what the fuck i'm talking about. don't ever fucking disrespect me again or else.
>>2078719
>I'm a vertebrate paleontologist and one of three people on /an/ with a zoology degree
>>2078720
> implying male anglerfish are under the purview of paleontology
> implying vertebrates are of zoology fish conscious copepod-esque section of the brain stem: sexual dimorphism. Futanari is deep-sea order of the day always with bioluminescence. Flecks of organic matter to fused male gonads: always.
>>2078722
>implying I wasn't checking your oldfag status
>implying not confirmed newfag
>>2078672
"I'd rather be a conscious pair of female gonads"
i wan't that on my grave.