My 11 week old female puppy just humped my leg. Should I be concerned? Am I still a virgin now?
>>2044644
Webm or it didn't happen
>>2044648
I don't have it on film.
I also once had a female dog humped my leg. Can anyone explain why a female dog do that? I thought only male dogs did that.
>>2044673
Establish dominance lol.
>>2044678
O I guess I did the right thing when I kick it. It wasn't even my dog and I only kick it hard enough to get it to leave me alone. More of a push really.
I've seen a female dog lift it's leg while peeing. Is genderfluid possible in dogs?
>>2044684
That's the most obvious solution.
>>2044644
Unless there was physical penetration going on, then yes, you are still a virgin. So don't worry, all of your super rare NEET Wizard powers are still intact.
>>2044673
You've never seen lesbians grind on each other in order to get off? Son, I think you need to educate yourself on something called "internet porn"
>>2044684
She lifted her leg to better her aim while scent marking her territory via the hormones/pheromones in her urine. No point in taking a leak for a dog if other dogs aren't going to be able to find it.
>>2044684
My family left our dog with our aunt and uncle for a week. she was hanging out with their lab all week and she had started lifting her leg. It was pretty funny. Once we took her back home she stopped after a day or two
>>2044684
My old dog had a ritual that once we got into bed, he would jump on my stomach, then latch onto my arm and just hump. He would also hump me or my wife if we were arguing or play fighting.
my female dog would hump other dogs all the time. it was mainly a dominance thing, although i think she may be a militant lesbian. she also lifted her leg to pee before old age made it too difficult. it was pretty funny to see her practically climb up a tree to pee on it.