i'm praying for you

>>2032967
Only the vet can save you now.

Just accept it OP, it's time to put old Sparky down.

>>2032974
I think Sparky is going to put OP down first.

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I have Gas-X and Pepto Bismol Max in the medicine cabinet. I wonder which one works faster.

>breathe through nose
>oh god, I'm going to die
>switch to breathing though mouth only
>holy lord I can fucking taste it
>mfw I realize that there's some microbial level ass-to-mouth shit going on here

>>2032988
Just incase your not joking, please don't give your dog human meds, unless you really do want to put old Sparky down.
>>2032982
Kek

>>2032988
Either is fine, as long as the dog isn't bloating. Pepto is 1 teaspoon per 5lbs of weight, I don't know about gas x. Play it safe and keep the dosage low.

Oh, and FYI, Pepto is really bad for cats. Just in case.

>>2033000
I went with the Gas-X. Thanks, now I can go to bed.

Letting loose some paint peelers, eh?

Is that dog browsing /an/?

Just feed him popcorn, clears it right up.