Primate thread ?
>>2025132
So many amazing species, and only the most boring and destructive one survived. Sapiens sapiens is just another boring animal.
>inb4 le ebin neanderthals live on inside us meme
It's not the same.
>>2025137
le ebin humans are only destructive meme.
>>2025137
>and only the most boring and destructive one survived.
you don't survive very long by being destructive.
>>2025157
>you don't survive very long
We haven't. Modern humans have only existed for around 100000-200000 years.
>le ebin humans are only destructive meme
We're pretty good at constructing things too, but we can't construct anything that will last for a million years. We do, however, have the power of destroying Earth's conditions for having supporting any life ever again.
>>2025201
we didn't magically become destructive, we'll have to count atleast some of our ancestors.
either way it's pretty long for a species that's supposingly as destructive as humans.
figures we're not that destructive after all, or atleast we build faster than we can destroy.
>>2025201
>We do, however, have the power of destroying Earth's conditions for having supporting any life ever again.
also please, even if we gave it our all life itself is essentially a pest species you can't get rid of.
it'll just start from scratch again.
>>2025204
>life itself is essentially a pest species
bugguy confirmed to be a virus apologist(and a very creative taxonomist)
I don't now why but I giggled at OP's webm
>>2025137
>rock
>stick
another christmas family reunion breaks down into violence
>>2025137
Could we procreate with any of those guys besides Neanderthalians?
>mfw I taught the chimps at my local zoo to pop their knuckles
It's fucking loud to.
Bonobos are objectively the best primates.
>female gangs beat the shit out of potential rapists
>no sexual violence
>have cozy sex all day
>nobody gives a fuck about sexual orientation or number of partners
>even the children participate
Living the fucking life. When will women learn to do the same with human culture?
>>2025121
>>2025219
Never. Overpopulation and allocation of resources is already a problem, plus all first world women have been trained by pussy-whipped fathers and overbearing mothers that little princesses should wait for the right man.
Or a bunch of negroes, whichever comes first.
>>2025259
>what is safe sex
>what is homo sex
The idea to wait for the right guy comes exactly from the fact that 99% of guys are like you.
>>2025264
You don't even know me.
Also, no one said anything about safe sex because it's fucking obvious that it would be used anywhere it's available.
But that doesn't mean that women will be less competitive and/or eager to fuck.
Even with contraceptives, there are accidents, and no one wants to deal with accidents, but even moreso than that, no one wants to spend the necessary money on higher quality birth controls.
And I've had gay sex before. It's just not for me.
Keep your reaction faces and weak ham-fisted attempts at insults to yourself and your shit circle of family and friends.
>>2025269
>getting this buttblasted on an anonymous imageboard
Dude, what the fuck?
>>2025273
It's not even buttblasted.
It's the fact that you want to throw weak-ass ad hominems around and start a fight over why humans fucking like bonobos somehow isn't impractical and a bad fucking idea.
>"The idea to wait for the right guy comes exactly from the fact that 99% of guys are like you."
The only reason you replied was to post that. You wanted to argue.
>>2025277
You do sound pretty frustrated.
I pity the fool who can't even imagine sex without penis-in-vagina ejaculation or even penetration at all, let alone the possibility of safe and homo sex.
>pussy-whipped fathers, overbearing mothers, little princesses, negroes
Yeah, you're definitely the reason women wait for the right guy.
I just don't understand why people think apes and monkeys are so adorable/cute/whatever. I've always thought they're really ugly and just not fun to watch.
>>2025292
The fact that you think crude humor somehow negates my point speaks volumes for the efficacy of modern suburban white-washing.
And why are you still on the point of gay and protected sex? It's a non-fucking-issue. Dudes that are gonna hump dudes are already humping dudes. But are you seriously implying we have the money or infrastructure to support a sudden increase in the side effects of tripled, or even doubled, fuck-rates?
More babies, less medicine, and a heavier tax on government welfare plans. Increased insurance rates and lowered availability of resources within the fucking year.
But it's alright, because bonobos get their dicks wet and they're totally chill.
Get the fuck out with your university freshman poli-phil bullshit.
>>2025299
>still this buttblasted
>because he doesn't understand the concept of safe sex
It's almost sad to watch.
>>2025295
Most primates are disgusting creatures, but there are a few cool looking monkeys and lemurs are totally adorable.
>>2025318
Forgot pic.
Emperor Tamarins are cute.
>>2025318
In which category do you place the humans?
>>2025314
If you want to be the first person to volunteer for the US' first free, public gloryhole, go right ahead, numbnuts, but if you think tantric sex and condoms are going to divert the results of your ambitious dreams of getting people to fuck even more than they already do, you might as well be a chimp.
>>2025320
Humans are some of the more cool looking ones IMHO.
Also
>google "beautiful people"
>it's 99% women put in slutty poses
Fuck you, sexist culture.
>>2025320
The latter if they're female or have facial hair.
>>2025324
>"slutty poses"
>girl in pic is literally just smiling
She even has her hair out. Scandalous!
>>2025334
He picked a non slutty one you idiot
>>2025334
She was the 1%.
>>2025219
The female gangs are rapists, it's all sexual violence with them. They hump each other the same way chickens peck each other.
Everyone molests everyone including the kids.
Imagine a human society run by a gang of female sexual predators: you put out or else. And of course the rouge who doesn't play along is ostracized and dies of exposure, starvation etc. The same way all non predators thin their numbers.
It sounds horrible and nasty to me.
>>2025687
Ur full of shit m8.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bonobo%20sexual%20behavior
