How do I ground my cat, Erdos?
He's a good cat and all but has been loaded with static electricity lately, with each stroke there's a discharge and sometimes petting him sounds like rice crIspies in milk and it seems to annoy him
Rubber cat boots?
humidifier
You can wipe him down with a used dryer sheet. Used only. It won't hurt him if you do that sporadically.
You can also get a humidifier.
>>2018822
Cover him in tinfoil.
>>2018822
Used dryer sheet. Humidifier for your house; lack of moisture builds up static.
Just give him a spritz with a water spray bottle every now and then.
Try to do it a randomly as possible, like when he's sleeping, so it becomes just a normal part of life.
Also follow him around holding the bottle, and stand over him with it while he's eating to help him get used to it.
>>2018822
Stop feeding him gluten.
>>2018822
send him to his room with no TV or video games.
>>2019106
this