Ain't platypuses cute?!
they aight
they're quite strange, but cute
Yes yes they are.
they're literally the cutest animals on the planet
>>2007622
Don't forget those poisonous spurs. They'll do a number on ya.
>>2008535
According to a documentary I saw on them, the pain does not respond to morphine. It must hurt like a motherfucker
>>2008550
Today's Lesson: DONT FUCK WITH AUSTRALIAN WILDLIFE. Even if it's cute, IT WILL MURDER YOU
>>2008559
Even worse. Platypus venom will not kill you. It just makes you wish you were dead.
>>2008723
EDIT TO MY PRIOR STATEMENT:
DO NOT FUCK WITH AUSTRALIAN WILDLIFE. Even if it's cute, IT WILL FUCK YOU UP
>>2008725
haha ikr my dude! Australians have like... big and dangerous spiders too! Lol everything in Australia is dangerous! LOL! I had better post this on ifunny!
>>2008725
I have this recurring thought of extracting the venom from a platypus and shooting up someone I hate with a syringe of it. I get to the part of selecting my victim and realize there is nobody I hate that much. I guess I'm a nicer person than I thought.
>>2008740
I would do that to bugguy
>>2008749
Someone should talk someone in the pain olympics in to injecting their cock with it.
getting this back on track. With how many people love these little oddballs you would think there would be more or at least better pics of them. there are all so small
>>2008980
Platyfanatics assemble.
>>2009008
reporting in.
>>2008739
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Dooby dooby doobah
They almost always have twins and it's almost always a boy and a girl.
>>2008739
Look dude, I know the internet overuses the Australia thing but it's still fucking true
>>2008505
I think sloths have them beat.
I like patypuses... platypi... the platypus, because of its ridiculous goddamn design. What god would put this together and thinks "yeah, that works"?
Daily reminder that they sweat milk
Would you rather be stabbed by ten catfish right around the dick, or stabbed by one platypus in the gut?
>>2011247
Maiting season platypus or dry?
>>2011343
Its the males that have the spurs. The juvenile femails shed theirs shortly after emerging from their mothers burrow. The males are most venomous during the rainy maiting season. Some day I will go to Healsvill just to tickle one of these.
>>2011354
I love how there's no gradual transition from bill to fur. It looks like someone just glued it on his face.
I want one.
More puggle cuteness.
https://vimeo.com/65419497
So cute.
What to platypussies feel like?
They look like squishy bean bags.
>>2013112
That's because they are
>>2013112
They are supposedly very soft. They used to be harvested for their fur before they became a protected species.
cute as fuck but equally weird
Well shit I guess it's time to let this thread go.
>>2007622
Hell yeah they are
>>2011392
Birds are not that important.
It's basically a pokemon.
