Bonus points if it's your pet.
Extra bonus points if you greentext some shit that the pet did.
>Be me.
>Also be Lilly, the Nazi.
>Call her The Nazi because she's white and has blue eyes.
>Also probably has some german sheepkeeper on her, but that's not important.
>One day i'm walkin around with her, i'm on my bike and she's trying to run as fast as she can.
>Obviusly cant keep up with her and she ends up doing pretty much all the moving job.
>She suddenly wants to pee.
>She wants to pee so much that she stops.
>AnchorDog.mov
>Bike stops with everything.
>If she wasn't using a pectoral collar she would be dead.
>I'm not so lucky.
>flys from the bike.
>Literally can hear "I believe i can fly".
>Hit the ground, get up and get to the bike as fast as i can.
>Act like never happened.
>Never walk with Lilly alone again.
I still love her though.
>>2007326
Toguyio the Catloaf ™
>>2007326
Bask in her glory.
>>2007326
This was a while ago, but I was trying to prove to my sister that taking a photo of a dog while looking at the camera would have the weird eye effect.
>stray mom and her kittens living under my back step
>been feeding them for a few days trying to catch them and find them homes, no luck they're too feral
>watching them one day, see them going on a field trip to my shed
>oh shit this is my chance!
>grab my backpack "it's cat hunting time"
>open the shed door, the mom isn't in there, just the two kittens
>they freeze and stare at me
>the one by the mom in the pic bolts and I'm not quick enough to get it, but as the second one tries to escape I grab her, she rips my arm apart but I manage to put her in my backpack
>she poops in it out of fear
>spend the rest of the night sitting down with her in my room as she hides beside my dresser
>jumps up on my bed in the middle of the night and crying
>her mom was outside looking for her
>she notices I'm right in her face, hisses at me and jumps down
>>2008852
Incidentally these are the only two pictures I have of her when she was younger which is pretty regrettable
>>2008853
I lied I had one more
Wasn't able to catch the other two kittens as the mother moved them shortly after this incident .
My neighbor caught the mother and had her spayed later that year, though.
>>2008702
spoopy
this is one if my favourite pics of my green cheek, gypsy... every day she takes a bath in the sink...
Majin, stealer of pillows, fell asleep while I rubbed his belly. He loves his belly rubbed.
My doggo is a cheeky cunt who won't ever learn not to snatch corn
The greenest anemone of them all
>>2008853
How long did it take her to not be afraid of humans? Was she healthy? A+++ would you do again?
>>2008893
Cute birb
Greetings from /k/
>>2008983
She was healthy. It took about 4 months before she was comfortable around people. Would do again with long sleeves and gloves
