Since shampoo bottles aren't tamper-evident, how do I make sure nobody's jacked off or something in the shampoo I'm buying?
>>17130424
I am afraid you will have to stop using any bottles in your daily life or embrace the bukkake showers now and then.
>>17130424
Semen is full of protein and is good for your hair.
Read about the women who do bukkake, and you'll find that the next day they report:
- lush, full hair with amazing body from all that absorbed protein
- a raging sense of regret and emptiness
If anything, you should be jizzing in your own conditioner bottle.
>>17130424
I think it's safest to assume that someone has always jacked off in your shampoo. Also spat in it, and in at least 40% of cases, stuck the nozzle of the bottle up their anus. That's why the labels always advise washing your hair twice in a row--for sanitation, not just to make you run out of shampoo faster.
>>17130441
Sadly, this is a myth; only about 1-2% of semen is actually protein. By volume, it's mostly (70%+) fructose and other carbohydrates.
Luckily, these are also good for hair's shine and strength. Garnier's famous Fructis line of shampoos, also heavy in fructose, were modeled after the biochemistry of jism.
>>17130424
Make your own shampoo.
Taste it.
Buy bars of shampoo or make your own
Problem solved
>>17130424
Ah, yes. I remember those golden days in the shampoo factory, when we used to idle away our breaks by ejaculating into the bottles. Oh, what fun we had!
>>17131514
>diy
Waste of time/too much effort
>>17130424
walk past a cum dumpster with some shampoo, any semen contaminant instant female boner
>that gold digger look
>>17130429
LOL
