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Ok guys so I was out at the bar and ran into some old milfy neighbor who basically told me to fuck her daughter. She implied it, repeatedly, by telling me that I should really say hi to her the next time I see her because she's (the girl) always asking her (her mother - too many pronouns) about me, and it was worded pretty close to this "**** is always asking about you of all the people who grew up on the street, she's always wondering how you're doing and I think she always had a little crush on you"

This is obviously a pretty cool opportunity, because I'm thirsty as fuck right now. Single doesn't even begin to describe my status, and unfortunately, I'm in school living at home, so the female situation is kind of dead as fuck.

The problem is, the holidays are almost over and she goes to school in a different county, so idk when the fuck I'm supposed to "just wave when I see her on the street" I don't think I've seen her since we were in high school together..

So what do I do? I don't have her phone number or any reasonable way of obtaining it, because this mom that I ran into explicitly stated that I will NOT under any circumstances, tell this girl that her I had a drink with her mom and thats why I'm talking to her right now. I can understand that. I really hate resorting to Facebook because I think its weird and impersonal and I feel like I would have better chances if I saw her in real life, or if she were to contact me somehow. That way she would have to respond in real time as opposed to sitting there on a screen with time to think about her response. You don't just not reel when you've hooked a fish..

So yeah what should I do