Usually if I have chemistry with a girl the conversation just happens naturally, but some fallback topics would be nice. Any tips?
>>16622500
How was your day?
Have you seen this recent movie?
Does my napkin smell like chloroform to you?
>>16622500
>How many times am I going to fuck you tonight?
>Can my friend come over and tag team you?
>You're cool with herpes, right?
>I don't use a condom so don't expect one.
>Do you have any sisters?
>How many glasses of wine does it take to get you drunk? Waiter! I'll take that many glasses please.
Easy peasy, OP! Surefire conversation starters right here
>>16622517
>Cool with herpes?
Implying that 90% of the population doesn't already have it
Implying that the symptoms aren't mild to none
>>16622528
>implying those 10% want anything to do with your nasty virus
Stay away from me you crusty human trash
>>16622542
>Implying you can stay away
>Implying there's really any benefit from staying away
>Implying there's no benefit from not staying away
>>16622548
>implying I want sores on my dick or my mouth
Fuck you people are nasty
>>16622582
We're already covered in little red dots. Honestly, have you even SEEN another human outside of movies?
>>16622589
>Just little red dots
Fucking disgusting. Stop trying to defend your gross as fuck disease. Maybe we should separate you into colonies like we did for the lepers.
>>16622691
Please, that's just the extreme minority of herpes cases. That's like saying that all whites took part in the holocaust. Many cases have either no symptoms or the symptoms are barely noticeable. That's why you don't take sex ed from Sarah Palin.
Talk to her as if u were talking to a frend
