worst relationship experiences, go
my ex watched cuckholding porn.
That relationship ended right then.
She gained 80lbs and stopped putting out as soon as I put a ring on it.
Got pregnant from her boss during one of our "breaks"
>>17366142
this
married her and her sex drive stopped and her appetite increased. divorced a year later
>>17366135
my ex bf was into bdsm, i loved him but that made me dryer than the Sahara and he the normal sex he was just too boring at and never into sexual stuff unless it was kinky stuff
>>17366135
She stopped taking anti depressants, lost her sex drive, threatened suicide unless I changed for her and did exactly what she wanted...
My first GF started a relationship with me and wanted to have something between FWB and a serious romantic relationship. Turned out that I was one out of four candidates. As soon as I found out I dropped the bomb and informed the other three. Suddenly I was the villain
Waited for her to move back from LDR. She promised me 'a summer of blowjobs'. Came back, things were fine, but she was avoidant whenever we hadn't planned anything. All spring we had planned a trip to London together. One week before our trip she sent me a message saying she wasn't sure going on a trip together was such a good idea. I tried sending her a lot of texts, asking her to explain wtf. She stopped responding. I met her by accident while out with friends. She was with another guy. Refused to talk to me, and had her friends threaten to have be thrown out of the pub (she knows the owner.)
I puked from crying to much.
Boyfriend proposed to me after staying together for a year, said yes and the morning after he got cold feet and left me.
>>17366135
>girl claims shes not ready for any thing serious
>says she wants open relationship at best
>this is all i want so im good
>i fuck around a lot, but anytime she calls asking to hang out, i cancel any hook up plans cuz shes awesome
>she acts like shes all open and cool about it so i have no problem discussing my sexual antics
>she returns the favor only once, despite me insisitng i find it hot
>the next day send her a dick pic by accident
>she realizes i was supposed to send it to someoen else
>we go out to eat that night
>she gets up and just leaves me there
>texts me saying she had an anxiety attack cuz she knows im with other people
>she just last week detailed sex to me
>she said she only did that to make me jealous
>didnt work, i find it hot
>since this isnt working tell her we might as well break up
>next day breaks into my house while im showering and scares the fuck out of me
all in all I was happy to learn that I have a manly scream
>>17366225
Pretty fucked up that you would tell her about your other business. You should have kept thst private.
>>17366228
she claimed she was as into it as i was. honestly i had no reason not to think so, she seemed like a pretty sexually liberated kind of gal and didnt mind telling me about her fun sex experiences since the break up.
the worst part is i honestly didnt tell ehr that many of my experiences. she mostly found out abotu them cuz we'd be walking aroudn town and bump into a girl id been with before every fucking week, and it'd be awkward as fuck. especially the
>hey i think i know her from somewhere before...
>then that awkward smile as i realize where
plus she was always checking out guys in front of me as well, though tihs admittedly pissed me off. I dont mind that shed check out guys but she'd make a big show of trying to check out guys that are five stories up and that she couldnt actually see. if a guy was two blocks down she'd make a show of trying tocheck him out, only to realize its an ugly old man when we got closer. made it very hard to maintain conversation
>>17366244
Oh so she had serious problems. Thank fuck that's over. She probably wanted you to want her really badly and try hard to get intl a serious relationship with her even while she was resisted. She probably would've given in after she sees how badly you want her. She probably has trust/abandonment issues and wanted proof before investing anything in you.
>>17366259
nah i think she just WANTED to be sexually liberated, but its hard to deal with the conflicing feeligns that come with it.
I for one will get jealous if i know my partner is getting romance from elsewhere, not just sex.
I think she was trying something new that felt better after her hard time in the last relationsihp, where she was tempted to cheat. she just didnt realize how conflicting the feeligns can be.
when i look back i only remember the good times to be honest. despite us never officially 'dating' i had never felt moer loved than when i was with her. and while i love being an aggressor, a chaser, etc. there is something to be said about being THAT appreciated.
i dont think i ever met someone that cared for me the way she did. despite a healthy dose of crazy, she really would have done anything for me.
>>17366268
Oh I see. I'm pretty jealous to be honest.
Imagine having that but with a healthier dose of crazy. Then imagine yourself being a needy cunt and ruining everything because of your inexperience and neediness. I wish I could fix it. I don't know what to say anymore, how to start conversations or anything. Feels bad man.
>>17366135
>I'm bisexual
>>17366140
>cuckholding
Holding male chickens?
>>17366396
>Aku no Hana
>worst relationship experiences
LMAO
>>17366135
My ex litteraly couldn't have sex with me unless he was allowed to fuck others on the side. Which he weren't... Guess who got cheated on multiply times within two years. Finally broke it up after getting some more self esteeme... Then he tried to make it seem like i was the crazy one cause "he never cheated" even though theres proof and multiply people know it, saw it and helped him with it. Isn't it a wonderful nworld we live in?
>>17366225
>>17366244
>it's another episode of anon can't read between the lines
He had BPD.
>>17366135
There was this hideous bitch who kept pushing the beautiful on the inside meme just to compensate for her ugly face while attempting to bullshit her way into a date but obviously nobody gave a shit because she actually had a disgusting personality that made her stand out. Females are so fucking wierd thank god i'm gay.
>>17366474
my sympathies, anon
>>17366451
There was nothing to be read there desu
She seems like she didn't know what she wanted
>>17366210
I'm so sorry annnon. How long was this ago?
>>17366210
That's harsh man :/ What a cunt
He fucked me while I was at my most vulnerable, and cheated on his girlfriend by it. Broke up with his gf after few months, fucked me so more, told me he doesn't want a relationship but if "something happens it happens".
Then we had a drama over him wanting to date some chick, and he told me doesn't want to date me.
Cool, I started dating around. Moment I've gone on my first date he started trying to fuck me again - and that was a second week after that convo.
He finally did worm his way back to my bed with stuff like "I missed you" and "I care about you".
Then asked me on a date and bailed. Then he fucked some chick he shittalked before.
Then we did did this sort-of date.
And then he started dating the girl he wanted to date and expected me to stay "friends" with him.
I felt so used. I know I'm an idiot but I'm really inexperienced, he was the first guy I fucked. He was the first guy I wanted this badly.
>>17366555
Ow.
This thread is too depressing. Fuck it I'm out.
>>17366555
if only chad realized how vulnerable and precious you are
>>17366555
Lmao
This is /r9k/'s view of the world incarnate
>>17366607
Time to find a robot bf
>>17366629
That's not what i meant.
>meet very inexperienced girl on tinder, never done anything but kiss
>make it clear I just want to be fwbs so we just makeout every so often
>eventually like 6 months later she gives me a bj and I eat her out, still won't have sex though
>another 8 months later and I convince her I care about her because I'm moving away
>have sex finally
>meanwhile over this past 1.5 years I was banging other girls the whole time, never said I wasn't though
>she still believes that we're only not dating because of the distance and that it was a tragic love story
>still talk to her sometimes on skype to prevent her from hurt feelings until she finds a bf
As long as she dies believing that she lost her virginity to someone who cared about her, no harm no foul right
Was a skeptic, never believed anything I said. And was a blockhead who thought he knew everything...in retrospect of course...
>>17366567
Wait, do you know my ex? The it's like the same person.
>>17366213
Legend. He got lucky.
>>17366651
She likes, she isn't looking for a bf.
Doesn't seem like you care of she is hurt either, sounds more like a trophy or some shit.
>>17366140
Why? Did he want to watch you with a dindu?
>>17366135
Said he needed to impregnable me or the relationship was over. I was 19. This guy was younger than me and wanted to live in poverty. it was his dream to be poor. Also thought that I should never express any of my own opinions and always agree with him even if he was clearly wrong. What a retard, hope he has schizophrenia now.
other ex was so vain he told me my tastes were stupid in everything (couldn't go to resturant i like or have my own sense of style) and I should only listen to him and always agree with him. I dumped him and he tried to play mind games with me to get me back to being with him. Called me 51 times in a row. It was hilarious.
>>17366651
It's better than what I got, you're still a piece of shit. Don't tell her the truth and stop talking to her so she can really move on.
>>17366555
> if "something happens it happens".
this is when you know a guy is trash
>>17366681
>>17366710
I'm behaving exactly like I would if I actually did like her though. In her mind I do, so why spoil it
>>17366651
When you have some free time, you should kill yourself.
>>17366781
So she can move on and find someone else. You dont have to ruin it for her, just say you cant cope with distance or you want to find a gf and you dont want to hurt her
>>17366686
I think the anon you're replying to is a male, and he's talking about his ex-gf
>>17366798
I will eventually do this if she shows no signs of getting distant
>>17366535
>>17366539
Thanks senpai.
This was almost exactly two years ago.
If I told you the rest of the story, your sympathies would just drop off though.
>>17366713
Thanks for the heads up.
>>17366798
see
>>17366681
She boosts his ego, is a trophy. He doesn't have her wellbeing in mind, if that wasn't apparent by now.
>>17366135
My ex beat me, emotionally abused me, demanded that I spend a certain amount on her or took her to nice enough places so she could check in on facebook to make her friends jealous.
She cheated on me with countless guys, she only told me when someone else outed her, then she told me that if she cheated on me with one guy, then another before telling me she wanted a break (which we never went through with), she technically cheated with one guy because I was on a break after the first guy (without being told).
After cheating on me and us breaking up, she would contact my employer, friends and family and claim that I was abusive and stalked her, my workplace knew she was talking shit because I was at work when she claimed it had happened, my friends and family doubted me.
Then she would tell me that she had every right to try and fuck me over, because any self confidence I gained throughout our relationship was hers to take back.
After dumping me and being ignored by the guys she was casually fucking, she would call me and beg my forgiveness and then tell me I couldn't do any better.
After taking her back, she would self harm when she didn't get her way, after a while I tried dumping her, she threatened to file a false rape claim then kill herself saying she can't be a mother to a rape baby.
When I finally dumped her, she didn't kill herself, but she did tell me that she cheated on me with 8 guys throughout the relationship, when I asked about her logic, she said it didn't matter how many.
After I dumped her, she wanted to be friends with benefits, turned out she found a new guy, I didn't go through with it, she is now pregnant and engaged to a guy who looks like a retard.
>>17366916
>After I dumped her, she wanted to be friends with benefits, turned out she found a new guy, I didn't go through with it, she is now pregnant and engaged to a guy who looks like a retard.
You gotta admit you're satisfied with this ending.
>>17366916
I genuinely would like to know what made you take her back after all that.
>>17366916
I feel sorry for the guy. He is you in the past.
>>17366991
Maybe he has some sense and he'll beat her
>>17366951
>You gotta admit you're satisfied with this ending.
Far from.
She got away with everything, no repercussions for abusing me physically, emotionally or financially.
She got 5 years of my life because she made it difficult for me to leave.
She took my self confidence whenever she could.
She had control over me even when she dumped me.
I flinch when women try to touch me or even when they raise their hand.
I've been single for 19 months now.
She got to have her cake and eat it, she has the guy she is probably cheating on, she got the ring and therefore the commitment she wanted, she has the kid she always wanted on the way (she always wanted someone who would unconditionally love her) and she has a home with what I'm assuming is a stable lifestyle (failing that her parents were rich and paid for anything she wanted, they even paid off her student loans).
The guy might look like a mong, but she still has everything she wanted.
>>17366975
I didn't know it all until afterwards.
When your friends and family turn their back on you because they believe you are some sort of stalker, when rumours float around your workplace about you and those who stuck around are cautious of you, having an offer of companionship from someone who claims they love you, that they made a mistake and that they only want you, that they are sorry for lying, when that is all you have offered to you, you take it, because anything is better than being so miserable and alone.
It is easy to say "I'd never get into that situation", but I never realised it at the time, my ex was manipulative and I wouldn't see it because she was all I had.
Now I don't have much more, I joined a gym, I run a 3 hour marathon, I gained muscle, but I am still scared of women, I back down when I'm shouted at, I live every day worried that she will weasel her way back into my life.
>>17367021
>she always wanted someone who would unconditionally love her
Someone take that kid from her.
Finaly got with the person I liked after dating for half a year only to find out she was into orgy's and expected me to participate.
Wish I could find a girl that isn't full of ''suprises''
>>17366555
Hahaha you fucking idiot
Even though you clearly know he's shit, you still continued to see him. That's on you, not him, moron. He thinks he can get his dick wet by telling you "I missed you" (which means nothing, by the way) and he's right.
>>17367046
>That's on you, not him, moron
That's a strange logic. When someone gets killed you think the killer is innocent too?
Other than that, you're right.
i was being kind of abusive in the sense of i wanted to have the control of every action she made and by extension, her life. i was still deeply in love with her, affectionnate and very kind but at the same time very severe, like a father.
After 15 months, she lost her love for me and cheated on me, a week after it happened, i found out and broke up.
I was devasted for a good year, now i feel better but damn, that pain was....painful.
But i still feel like i'll never connect this much with another girl, she had everything i liked, body/face/personnality/sex openness
>>17366135
My girlfriend at the time beat herself unless I restrained her. I stopped because she was doing it for attention. She then told me I was a horrible person for not stopping her.
I never should have gone out with her. Factors beyond my control kept the relationship going for awhile, but I shouldn't have entered it with the woman. I've been single for almost four years with almost no dates or prospects of finding a girlfriend now because I've either lived with my parents or not had a job for most of the past four years.
I hate my life and am considering suicide.
i'm just going to post this here.
how do you talk to a girl whom you haven't talked to in years when you don't see them anymore? how do you "break" the ice?
>Dated a girl. She was sweet, sexy, liked to cook for me.
>Lasted about 4 months, she said she was having second thoughts
>Changed her mind before the conversation was over
>Another few weeks go by
>She doesn't want a relationship, but wants to continue to be friends
>Sure, I'm not so dramatic I can't handle that
>She fucks my best friend, neither of them tell me about it, I figure it out and confront him
>(Eventually) forgive him, she convinces me not to hate her for a moment of weakness (sexually abused as a kid, she's got issues)
>Fine, whatever but we're not cool like we used to be and we're not fucking again
>Go to the bar with some friends
>Run into her and a few people
>Run into my dad and a few people
>Dad invites all of us back for an after party
>Music's going, people dancing, drinking, it's a good time
>Ex is dancing with dad
>That's kinda cute
>She leans in and kisses him
Now, I'll spare you the details, but I reacted appropriately and with exactly as much aggression as you might assume
>5 years later
>Still won't date
>>17367064
have a good reason. Write her as if you suddenly thought of her because something reminded you.
Example: Her favourite band is playing, so you tell her that you saw a poster for it and remembered that she was into them, so though you let her know so she doesnt miss it.
No matter what your reason for writing her is, don't ask her to do anything, and don't write expecting an answer. This is just to open up the conversation. You proceed according to how she responds. If she's happy to hear from her, you can ask her how she's doing. Always talk in the positive, even if not all is dandy. Make her think that your life is great and you're an exciting, fun person and a good man. To meet up should ideally be her idea, so just plant some seeds, show patience and wait for her curiosity to take hold.
Green text
Be me
Be 17
Finger girl at party, also 17
Spend a few weeks texting and meeting up for dates
Start to realise she might have some issues
She says she only has sex with people who love her
OK.jpg
Fast forward to my 18th, a month later
House party, go to my bedroom
Tell her I love her despite having serious concerns for her sanity
She fucks my brains out for the next two months, still fap to this sometimes
Everywhere, all the time. Cinemas, hotels, parks, buses, you fucking name it, even blew me on a fucking war memorial
Start to realise she's actually seriously fucked up
She got jealous when I told her I fapped
Relationship went downhill
I went on holiday and she demanded that I go the full 2 weeks without fapping
Lolno
She has a tantrum so I split up with her
Turns out that after about 3 months she had set up a joint bank account after forging my signature, had also fraudulently signed a rent agreement to live with me in a 4 bed house in a town fifty miles away, saying I was a scientist. She also continually called and messaged me for months. Turned up at my door a year later with suitcases after running away from home, expecting me to offer her a room. I had to change my phone number because even years later she still messaged me on my fucking birthday and christmas.
She told me just after we broke up that she had been raped age 13 by her stepfather and got pregnant but had to get an abortion. I believe it because she told the story in a very factual way including details such as the age limits for certain drugs and the parental consent stuff in this country.
Lesson is never finger girls.
>>17367064
Being abusive i guess. That's what i learned from this thread.
>>17367069
Ayy lmao
>>17367083
>
>>17367075
this isn't a one sided thing though. she confessed to me, but things never kicked up. i was too beta at the time to do anything about,and she was too shy to continue. this was like 6 years ago and we havent talked since, or seen each other since, since we went to different schools after that.
>>17367083
Should've married her
>>17366198
>Suddenly I was the villain
I know that feeling. Why were you the villain?
>>17366827
Do tell the rest.
lazy, emotionally abusive, hated men, lied badly, thought she was going to use me and is now using other people, probably fucked around behind my back, pissed in multiple places that aren't the toilet. she's not going to have a good life, just glad I'm not a part of it anymore.
dunno why I bothered.
All of them.
>>17367069
Man... that girl is a fucking whore. And how could you forgive your bestfriend? You know he actually doesnt value your friendship, right? How´d you find out?
>dated filipino/spanish girl, almost legally a midget
>all her exbfs cheated on her, some abused, some stole, one almost killed her
>she was the meanest person alive & lost the ability to trust
>one of the least intelligent humans alive - didnt know what it meant when a dog wagged its tail, didnt know if aliens had ever been discovered, didnt know if skits on music albums were real or not (thought eminem shooting himself in the head on mmlp2 during track 2 was possibly real), thought i was cheating on her with every vagina in existence
>highest sex drive ive ever seen in my life - 90% of the time we were alone, it was hours & hours of non-stop sex; she never wanted to do anything else. claimed she dreamt about white cock almost every night. sometimes after several hours, she'd have me drained completely but would suck on my flaccid dick for over an hour until it was back up again. she wouldnt take it out of her mouth. she had me eat her out 3-4 hours a day. she ripped my clothes. she'd hop off me & be like 'ok im going home for the night'. i felt like a male prostitute. probably cheated
>spoiled the living fuck out of me, spent hundreds weekly, i never once asked for anything
>would get high for free & have a mean asian slut all over me all day
>worst & best relationship ever? idk
>we lost touch & i moved but i still think about her sex drive because no one else will ever compare to it
>we broke up about 30 times in 6 months, maybe more
>during one of those times, i joined a dating website & only visited it twice
>during the last 2 months of our relationship, she did some internet investigating & found my profile on the website, convinced herself i was cheating on her again, among other things she made up... but kept it to herself for 2 months, making herself mental, distance, paranoid, heartbroken, & thinking i was a piece of shit. until i just left.
>never heard from her again. had the same name as a sibling. she's convinced all her exs & i are obsessed with her
>>17367307
forgot some pretty simple information about her... ready to hit myself. she constantly had breakdowns and would verbally attack me constantly because she thought everything i said and did was an insult to her. i never had any idea what she was having meltdowns about. she'd eventually realize she was making a mistake, get embarrassed, spoil me, then just make it up to me sexually. at least 1-4 times a week, she would create some issue in her head. i never once ever did anything intentionally to hurt this girl. i felt sorry for her. as miserable as she sounds, she was actually fun to be around and could be really sweet. it was sad because i knew she was in pain but i also knew i didnt need that and she was disrespectful towards me for thinking she could behave like that
I've had zero relationships in my entire life
do you guys ever feel ugly even though many attractive girls find you attractive?
>>17366135
Dated a guy who had a 2 inch penis that he couldn't do anything with because he had such bad phimosis that he couldn't pull the skin back even the slightest bit. Looked like a turtleneck sweater pulled up past the top of someone's head.
But I was 18 and he was my first boyfriend, and I wasn't really "into" sex stuff yet, so I shrugged it off. Turned out he was a special kind of crazy who was way too into Rocky Horror and he made friends with a bunch of psychos who would harass me and make passes at me while he did nothing to stop it. So I noped the fuck out of there.
We have mutual friends on social media and I stumbled across him not too long ago. Turns out he's gay or bi or something now.
explain this.
girl calls me her bf, holds my hand, hugs me flirts, etc. i tend to ignore her a bit, but she hits me up on twitter dm to talk to me then i say if she wants to actually wants to have a converstaion or something to text me instead. she says she doesnt have a phone, which she does. nothing for weeks then randomly messages me to congratualte me.
>>17367325
I'm physically Bill from King of the Hill, take a wild guess.
>>17367273
Very well.
Both went on the trip to London anyway. Didn't speak with her even though she tried both at departure and arrival, and texted me when we were there. Felt awful as fuck the whole time. Gave it another three weeks of no contact, and then I decided I still want her as a fuckbuddy. She asked if we could talk, I told her to call me a few days later. Ended up meeting and making out. Started to text game her. She came by to fuck a few times until I realised she was dating that guy from the pub. Told her that I had to cut her out. Another month of no contact. Long story short, I end up fucking her a couple of times more and make her break up with everyone else. We say goodbye on a good note, and agree to no contact, because I don't want to pine. She leaves, but continue to text me every other week until I write her a very long email explaining why, and she should make her mind up. Don't hear back for months. She finds a new boyfriend on her trip. They move to my hometown. We meet to have a talk, end up flirting. Two more weeks, we meet at a friend's lesbian bachelorette party. Flirting continues, end up in front of her and her boyfriends apartment. She says she still loves me, but begs me not to kiss her. Two more months and she breaks up with boyfriend, reaches out and I just go over to fuck her brains out. She came seven times, not even joking. Continue to see each other every now and again for three more months, but she pulls away as soon as she figures I'm seeing someone else. She starts dating another guy three weeks before she leaves yet again. We have an argument about her flakiness. Don't speak for two months, now we're back at writing/skyping. She told me she loves me not eight hours ago, and it never fucking stops. It's been six years of off and on, and we fucking belong to each other.
>>17367330
Wow, kinda strange for a first relationship
>>17367325
i dont know how i feel about myself - i think it might be arrogant to have an opinion about yourself, unless you really know for sure. sometimes i look at myself and think, hey not bad. sometimes im like, hey i have a goblin face and im too skinny so why do people compliment me and why have i gotten so lucky? sometimes i feel good about myself because a lot of people are actually really unhealthy eaters and dont care about their appearance and i eat very healthy. i dont want to be arrogant but ive been told my entire life that i have incredible eyes, so i believe it. ive hypnotized females with them without even trying. i think its hilarious but deep down inside, i feel bad for having a manipulative skill. i try to avoid using it. im not sure if its true that confidence is all you need but whatever. its probably not helpful to think negatively about yourself
>>17367342
Yeah, no kidding. But he was my first and last crazy person, so I'm glad to have gotten it out of the way long ago. Every other guy has been great. I'm painfully normie now.
>>17367332
nooooo your name is Lenore! why are you calling yourself Bill?
>>17366916
That sounds like a rollercoaster. Maybe she has BPD?
>>17367348
Good question, I forgot Bill left to go get some beer. God, it's chilly.
>>17367083
>lying to a girl to get sex
You deserved it.
>>17367325
yup, I get checked out all the time and I know I'm objectively attractive... never feel I'm physically right where I want to be though. getting checked out all the time, the self consciousness that brings, and having other guys hate you off the bat sometimes, makes it an interesting situation that results in a net negative for the ego. once I've got money too though i won't give a fuck. every time I get a good check I find the world goes all rosy and i just laugh at detractors. its that little boost to the ego from success and progress that puts me where I should be.
are you guys self conscious about small shit literally no one cares about? like i dont like the way i look when i talk, or the profile view of my face etc.
My luck with life in general. I totally have it good when it comes to my job and my romantic life. Its just the small stuff; car problems, house in need of repairs, cat shitting outside the box.
Right now its the relationship between me and my car(s). At the moment i feel i cant get a break. I have learned to work on them on my own to save money but when i fix something, something else gets messed up on either the same car or a different one.
Today i got a tripple hit. And im not quiet sure how its going to work out but as long as i show up to work and my kids have food to eat i think ill manage.
>>17367418
I'm so self conscious I never take pictures of myself.
>>17367439
its all in your head bro.
>>17367418
no, male privilege means we don't worry about the profiles of our face. only what we look like from the front, we have to be scary and intimidating so we can eye rape.
idk if that's the direction this conversation was going, some privilege internet bullshit conversation but I found this response hilarious so here we are.
>>17367469
Ayy lmao
Sometimes anon makes good posts
>>17367442
Sure it is.
People can't stand to look at me because it's all in my head. Right.
>>17367021
>you take it, because anything is better than being so miserable and alone.
I hope you realize now that this isn't true. You could be alone but you don't at all have to be miserable.
how do i keep shit from old relationship from affecting the new one?
>>17367060
Don't do that. Don';t let enough person ruin your life. You're in control of it and no one else. You can change it around if you really want to.
>>17367331
help
>>17367517
Take every new relationship and treat it as a fresh start.
Take your new relationship and shove it in the face of the old one's. Yeah, I have /this/ now. What do you think about this, bitch?
In your mind, of course. Actually doing that might cause unnecessary drama.
>>17367524
what about with the same person?
>>17366555
I'm going to jack off to your tears tonight.
>>17367530
Why are you trying again?
If it doesn't work out the first time it probably won't any other time.
>>17367307
I honest to God almost fapped to this....Holy Christ, dude. I'm not joking, if I wasn't abstaining I probably would.
>>17367545
im told i communicate very "eloquently" and that i should write books... and ive written porn stories for websites in the past. what i typed is completely real though. her name was christine and she was from illinois. she dressed up like a slutty eskimo for halloween and i kept demanding that she wear it all the time. always interesting to see replies
>>17367337
>and it never fucking stops. It's been six years of off and on, and we fucking belong to each other.
HOLY CHRIST ANON WHAT THE FUCK. Just try to fucking uncover the source of issues? You might be made for each other. God damn, that's a long time. I was going to say "This kind of ended well for you" but you two are still at it. For SIX years no less. You have some serious shit to work through with her.
>>17367434
You sound like a bit of a bitch. Life has much worse ongoing and consistent problems than that. You're lucky.
>>17367553
I think you could make something out of it. I don't know about eloquence, but that was very well structured. It was enrapturing and intriguing too. It was like slowly building up with each point, getting more and more intense.
When I was a teenager I was an irrational, insecure, clingy emotional wreck. I had a really great girl who I had a real connection with, but I blew it.
Oh well.
>>17367145
Fuck i love crazies but they always tur. Sour
Just left the father of my child. He promised me he'd get a job when I was pregnant, we agreed we'd do this together as a team and we'd get married, he didn't and we didn't. I threatened to leave him when the baby was born, he got a full-time job. Slowly started cutting back on hours until he was only working 2 days a week. Meanwhile, I couldn't work, I was taking care of the baby fulltime and wouldn't make enough to afford childcare. Whenever I brought up my issues with him, he insisted he was trying really hard and was going to make it as an artist/entertainer (he gets maybe one commission a month). He also would skip out on spending time with me and his son, but would stay up until afternoon the next day playing video games and getting drunk with friends on Skype. He promised to stop going overboard with the drinking, but he never stopped. For a long time I felt like I was walking on eggshells with him, because if I said the wrong thing he's get really angry and start yelling about how "no one believes in me." Every time he was with his child, it seemed like he was just waiting for the kid to fall asleep so he could go back to playing video games. Often he would just ignore his baby and play video games, anyway.
One time he drank a ton, and stayed up so late (over a day) that he started hallucinating, and he attacked one of our friends. Tried to choke him. When he was pulled off, he started threatening to stab people.
When I finally left him, he tried to guilt me into staying, because he decided suddenly that he was surely suffering from depression and he expected me to be there for him. He's still trying to get back together with me.
It's partially my fault, I accidentally enabled his behavior for a long time because I was afraid of upsetting him. But I can't really say I regret dating him, because my son is the best thing in my life, and I wouldn't have him if I hadn't dated him. However, I do wish I could slap my younger self for being such a pushover.
Kek you guys have seen nothing
ACT I
>be me
>15 year old retard in middleschool
>some chick is into math like me
>start dating, she's my first
>get reports that she's a slut
>IGNORE
>summer goes by, we're still dating, I feel on top of the world
>first week of highschool she dumps me because she was dating another guy, let's call him "fucker"
>blames it on her mother 'who gave her PTSD', says she's a compulsive liar because everytime she told the truth she was punished by mother
>she's switching fucker and I out every 2 weeks
>I go along with it because she's first love
>she escalates with fucker
>starts sneaking out of the house to have sex with him in the middle of the night
>i'm still a virgin
ACT II
>fucker dumps the SHIT out of her, she's heartbroken
>be retarded, try to put the pieces back together, start dating
>months go by, it's pretty alright
>her need for attention starts to become overwhelming
>says I should stop hanging out with my friends to give her more attention
>fuck that, break up
>skip some months
>she's drinking, binge eating, failing classes, fucking falling apart
>still talking to her sometimes
>go to a party
>she is literally begging me to have sex with her (no, she hadn't been drinking)
>two days later, I decide I want to earn my wings, have sex
>made it exceptionally clear it was a one time thing, she likes the idea
ACT III
>skip another two months
>at locker, putting things away
>turn around
>she has a kitchen knife like pic-related
>stabs me in my back and arms
>fucking desperately fighting for my life, friend comes in and saves me
>why the fuck did she do this
>rushed to hospital
>skip two months
>her legal team trying to blame it on me
>she claims I raped her
>says I gave her PTSD
cont?
>>17367671
Cont faggot.
She was actually dating someone else while simultaneously dating me for about 2 years. Lived far away so there's no way of me knowing. After I found out, I started retracing my steps trying to figure out when exactly she decided having 2 boyfriends was beneficial and I figured that was when we actually started having "problems." I never actually did anything wrong, she just wanted to break up with me and kept manufacturing things that were my fault, but she never actually had the stones to do it, cause she was a two-timing moron. Definitely a story for the grand kids.
>>17367693
Oh I think I should add more to the crazy of this. She made a fake profile and befriended me on kik, I thought she was just someone who followed me from my blog and was being friendly, had met a lot of people like that. So this profile was apparently her masquerading as a girl called Miriam. She kept egging me on for nudes but I never budged, then things got even crazier when this Miriam said she knew my gf in real life and that she was going to cause her harm. I was a confused teenager at the time so I panicked and alerted my gf, (let's call her Claire) she would then pretend to be alarmed, and sometimes she'd just disappear off the radar cause apparently Miriam was a super rich posh Cali girl who could hire goons to kidnap her (I wish I was making this up)...so I wouldn't hear from Claire for days or weeks on end and I would think something bad would happen. One time I even called her school and the police. Turns out that she'd been going on escapades and vacations with her boyfriend and to get me off her back, she'd lie about being in the hospital cause of Miriam, so I wouldn't hear from her for days, one time even a month, and then when I would I'd get a text like "Hey" and no information whatsoever following it until I had to press for it, then I'd call her on the phone and have to listen to her fake tears.
I really really wish all of this was fake, but the sad thing is that it isn't. Messed me up for 2 whole years after it was over cause I was still trying to collect myself from it and process just what had happened.
>>17367708
She'd say she was sedated and raped and was unconscious for weeks. Another time she said she got run over by a car and that she had a huge scar on her face, she posted a selfie the next day and she looked perfectly normal, even skyped with her and she did not look like someone who had been maliciously run over by a car to the point she needed bandages on her face. Now that I think about it, I never once saw one of those hospital tags they put on people's wrists when they get admitted over-night.
She'd give me fake phone numbers of her friends and family, and when I'd text them it would just be her on her 2nd and 3rd phones.
I could write an entire novel about that entire 3 year relationship and it could become a NY best seller. Maybe I will one day.
Such a nutjob that woman was. If I met a girl who was even 1/3 crazy as she was then I'd be happy. I put up with so much of her nonsense it's unbelievable thinking about how high my tolerance was.
>>17367671
You deserved it faggot.
>>17367671
Hory shiet continue
>Be in LDR
>Move in with him after a year
>Turned out he lived with his mom
>His lonely insanely possessive mom who had nobody but her son for company
>3rd wheeled any time she could
>Kept trying to walk in while we had sex
>Convince him to move out
>She locks him in her room for hours convincing him not to
>What he also gets from this is that he needs to prove he's a "man" and I need to prove I'm "loyal"
>He quits his job, racks up debt and demands i git gud enough to support us both and demands i have his child
>Tries to impregnate me multiple times
>Literally daterape drugged me once
>Refuses to pay for birth control anything
>Stop having sex of course
>He gets extremely paranoid i'm cheating
>Accuses me of cheating on him with best friend of over 10 years
>Flips out on friend calling him human scum for not having a gf of his own
>Demands the both of us never speak to each other again
>Worried because friend was a depressed shut-in
>Friend decides respects this out of some bro loyalty bullshit
>Find out he's cheated on me with at least 4 other people
>Confront him and he tries to bribe me with money to pretend nothing's wrong
>Break up anyway but stay waiting on new apartment
>Find out best friend killed himself during that week
>Ex took the call from his mother and pretended I wasn't home
>Tells me and says something like friend was just too pussy to handle living
>Flip shit and immediately make plans to leave the next day
>Ex had the nerve to ask for goodbye sex
>Can't sleep because he kept stopping by my room every 20 mins explaining why his "meat needs to be satisfied"
>Finally got him to fuck off when I threatened him with a knife
>Still wanted to be friends after the break up
If I was smart I would have left after finding out he lied about living with his mom.
>>17367252
they found the knife i hid in her stomach
>>
You needn't continue after LDR.
>>17366433
> he made it perfectly clear that he wants to fuck around on the side
> I am the victim
no, he told you and you were just too much of a pussy to put a foot on the ground.
>>17366675
Ahahah... You want part two, mate?
After he left me his depression spiraled out of control and he ended up in the psych ward. Honestly I'm glad I got out but it was still a dick move of him.
>>17367056
>killer stands in front of your door
>with a knife in his hand
>you ask him, if he wants to murder you
> replies: "something happens it happens"
> you let him in
> eternal bleeding till your death
you could have avoided all of this by keeping the door shut
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door...
>>17367021
you know, it might seem, like she has everything she wants, but what you dont see is: there is nothing for her to be found, she is manipulating everyone around her as much as she manipulated you, trying to give them the impression she would be happy. She hopes that this will make herself happy, but she has a hole in her soul that she will never be able to fill with anything like this.
My aunt was kind of like her, perfectionist, many children, showed everyone how she was a great mom doing everything for her kids, while working hard and caring for her mother, while doing political work and everything needed to be perfect. but when her kids turned out to be dictators and spoiled brats who would always have screaming battles with her. She killed herself, hung herself in the shed for her children to find her.
She will not get a happy ending Anon, but you may still get one.
>>17367670
this is the perfect example of why men think women have a bad judgement. there are mentally sane, hard working successfull men out that that dont drink and arent artists. but you didnt give any of them a child, instead of that you reproduce with an alcoholic manchild...
4/10 not even mad
>>17367563
Yup. We're both laughing about it though.
But yes, the issues run deep.
>>17368266
It was more like
>killer stands in front of your door
>with a knife in his hand
>it's someone you care deeply about and you owe him a lot
>you ask him what he wants to do
> replies: "something happens it happens"
> you let him in
> eternal bleeding till your death
If i was a whore, it would be easier to swallow. It probably wouldn't even happened, I'd be done with him fast and be spreading my legs for countless of other people. But no, I was virgin and in love. Does that make it less dumb? No.
Nice nursery rhyme, btw - go back to /r9k/
>>17368169
Holy fuck dude
>>17367069
>I'll spare you the details
No, please. I would have at first pretended not to notice, then snuck off to find a heavy metal pole and beat my father to death with it.
Fuck that.
>>17368486
Why beat the father. Why not both.
>>17368490
I'm deciding between quietly pretending nothing wrong happened after my father lies there dead in front of everyone or yelling at that bitch to get the fuck out (if the party was at my or my family's house).
I guess I just assume that whores will act like garbage and it would hardly be worth acknowledging her at all. It might just be because I have issues with my own father though. That's probably it, but that's what I would do.
>>17368169
>Find out best friend killed himself during that week
Anon, I'm so sorry.
>>17368450
>>it's someone you care deeply about and you owe him a lot
But that's not even the case. He took your virginity, big deal, thousands of poeple are having sex everyday and some of them for their first time, your story is no different and not a big deal at all. You just got fucked and tricked by a player, let that sink in your little brain.
>>17366433
Yes, it is a wonderful world. It has new and exciting people to fuck when your gf gives you tacit permission to do it and it has spell checkers and auto correct for those who can't type.
>>17368666
>But that's not even the case.
Maybe you should get it into YOUR little brain that you don't know the whole story. And I did actually owe him.
>>17368315
If I were to fall in love with a sane and successful man, I'd be happy to give him a child in a few years. But you can't force chemistry. I'd rather be alone than in a relationship with someone that I don't love. Unfortunately, I fell in love with a manchild.
I was 21 and from the UK, she was 27 from the US. I'd just graduated and had a stable job, she'd not finished HS and still lived with her parents. She had mental problems like anxiety and used to cut herself
We met on-line, talked on Skype and fell in love. Visited her a few times and after a year of "dating" I brought her over to live with me. Was going great for about 6 months, until she started getting distant and was always sleep when I got home from work. Turns out she fell in love with another guy on the internet and was in a "relationship" with him.
I wanted to send her back to the US, she started getting drunk and cutting herself. Took 4 months to finally put her on a plane and out of my life.
Anyone who says internet relationships work is a fucking retard, sure 2/3 work and they end up married; but the other 50,000 don't. Worst experience of my life and has completely fucked up my view of women.
>>17368676
Not the same guy but you were his affair. You acted like a whore.
Slept with my teacher.
Found out he had a girlfriend.
Oops.
>>17368229
Kek
>>17368691
Alright.
>>17367712
More deets! This is the most interesting story on this thread
My husband lied about stopping taking drugs before we tried for a baby. His sperm was fucked from the drugs he 'wasn't taking' and our baby was severely fucked up resulting in a still birth, during which I was pronounced dead twice. He left me to recover in the hospital and went home to send dick pics and a marriage proposal to someone he met online.
>>17368829
How is it to die?
I know everyone has it different, but what was your experience?
Hope your life got better.
>>17368838
Just nothing. Everything just fell away and there was nothing.
My life now? So good that if I described it nobody here would believe me.
The husband has moved on too. Oh, and the person he proposed to turned out to be a man!
>>17366268
>she just WANTED to be sexually liberated
what she meant was she could fuck anyone she wanted but you could not. That is what women mean by Sexual Liberation
>>17368856
Are you irish or scottish?
I feel like you can make a dark comedy book based on your life.
Just make sure to end it on the very begining of your happiness.
She declared her love for me on the second date. Politely told her that I 'liked' her, not loved. It looked like she took it good. Though it resulted in her stalking and harrassing me for about three months. Had no idea it was her, I even told her about my 'stalker'. She just nodded and pretended to listen. Ended up with really creepy texts and random presents left on my doorstep. After a while I got sick of it an rang the cops. Turned out it was her. She was batshit insane...
>>17368863
I'm not either of those. I often think of my life like that, and I do write professionally, so maybe one day I'll put it on paper.
>>17368872
Just don't make it an autobiography, at least on my opinion.
>>17366135
serious relationship for 2 years
big group of friends and we all socialize together
one friend she doesn't like much, he arrogant, mistreats women, etc
group of couples at the lake for weekend and camping, skiing
friend she doesn't like skiing and falls and gets back into the boat and swim trunks ripped and see his junk, fucking huge and everybody laughs
everybody parties late head to our tents and I wake up 4 am and gf gone
get up stumble around in the dark, eyes finally adjust and see someone in the boat
not someone but my gf giving head to big dicked friend she said she didn't like
>>17366135
I've only had one relationship ayy.
>Go out with girl.
>She was more experienced than I.
>Thought her asking to fuck was a test, so I told her I respected her.
>Tells me she's probably bi.
>Whatever.jpg
>1 month 5 days later, breaks up for me for a girl.
>My ex is transitioning to be a man now.
>More swole than I am.
And I guess I never recovered.
>>17367418
I'm 5'4, been super self conscious about that after multiple girls have straight up told me "you're too short for me"
>high school beta
>on again off again friends with girl in my class
>texts me every day, she always wants to hang out, get close, tells me weird shit like I'm "the only thing keeping her on the path of good"
>ask her out, she refuses
>okay, whatever, give up on that
>months later, she starts coming around asking why we don't hang out anymore
>give it a chance
>doing the same shit, telling me I'm the most important person in her life, I'm the only one who understands, etc
>ask her to prom, she says yes
>fucking stands me up the day of
>go stag with the lads
>she calls at midnight begging me for a ride because it's rainy out and she's far from home
>give her a ride, have a long conversation but tell her not to contact me again
>two years later we were at different colleges, I had a new gf, her best friend rips into me for "leaving her" because now she's a drunk borderline dropout stuck in a shitty relationship with a frat guy
>laugh and have a good day, take new gf out to dinner
>>17368791
Sure.This one is towards the time when the relationship was coming to a close. It was around the time of her 21st birthday, I lived on the East Coast, and she lived on Cali, I had a bunch of money saved up so I told her I wanted to come visit. I was initially going to hop on a plane and surprise her but that was way too stupid an idea I later discovered. So I tell her this and she just clams up. I would think she'd be happy I'd be visiting since we hadn't seen each other in almost 3 months, she starts making up all kinds of excuses. "My mom will want to know who you are" "My family is too mean" "I don't want you to pay all that money for me" "I don't want you to stay in a hotel"...the last one is particularly funny cause she had said the party would be held in a hotel they had booked and she was allowed to have 3 friends show up. She told me she had only 2, and after I finally got the impression she didn't want me there at all, I just gave up trying, kept the money in the bank and stayed in my dorm all weekend (4 days cause I didn't have class Friday and Monday was a national weekend)
So anyway, I don't hear from her at all for about a week and she uploads a whole ton of pictures from her party where she's having fun and dancing and holding hands with some dude (her bf she was cheating on me with) she then does her usual contact schtick of texting "Hey" with nothing else attached. I ask her how the party was and she says it went well other than the fact that this guy she was cheating on me with (let's call him Chris) had showed up nude in her hotel room and flashed her entire family cause he was drunk, and that she never wanted to be his friend again.
Of course the real story was that they'd spent the night together in the same room and her family had caught them fooling around together so she decided to tell me this whack story for some reason cause maybe she thought I'd find out about it somehow.
>>17369003
When I later talked to Chris after the relationship was over, I found out from him and her that they used to have sex pretty much everywhere and anywhere. In public bathrooms, in elevators, when she was on her period, back of the bus, debate tournaments.
Here in my head I always thought this chick was this sweet innocent girl but I heard all this horror stories after the fact, and then came the sticking knife. Chris said he didn't even know who I was. I used to hear all kinds of stories about him. "Oh Chris and me are going to go to this debate tournament" "Chris and I are going to go study for finals talk to you later" "Chris and I are just friends, he already has a girlfriend anyway, why don't you trust me?!?!" "Chris knows we are nothing more than friends"...so I pretty much knew who and what Chris' personality was like, but Chris never knew I existed. In fact when I told him that I'd dated her for almost 4 years he was surprised cause she'd never mentioned me to him even once, and then he told me how much of a horndog she was and how she'd initiate sex even when he wasn't in the mood, about how one time she was having her period and still wanted to have sex, and she said, "we'll just put a towel on the bed" and on her blog she used to give all kinds of sex advice and in the back of my mind I'd be thinking, "Aren't you barely 20? Aren't we dating? Where do you find the time to learn all these new positions" I was a damn idiot, if I could time travel I could back to that timeline and slap myself silly cause the red flags were all there.
This shit messed me up real good to the point I couldn't go out and talk to any woman who I wasn't related to. Even after he found out she had been two-timing, they still kept seeing each other. I was still in the recovery period and I'd do dumb things like stalk her social media and there I'd read about what kind of raunchy sex she just had with the guy.
>>17368913
why didn't you fuck him brosef?
>>17368921
you're going to have to pull a kevin hart
be funny and be rich, else u won't land a bitch
sorry man, genetics fucks all of us over in some way
whether its
>cancer at 35,
>no height,
>being allergic to all gluten
I'm 6"2' and above average attractive (just trying to lose baby fat and grow facial hair, which dad didn't get till 30s)
and while I can't emphasise with you, I can tell you there's a lot more to dating than being tall and good looking
I guess just try to reflect on the fact that you're doing a lot better than a couple billion other people in the world in a lot of ways
>>17369021
Dunno, I mull it over to this day. It was also super fast, like 2 days in or something, so I was skeptical.
I gave her this whole, look I respect you schpeel which she absolutely loved. So I thought I was in the right.
Now I know some girls just wan sum fuk sometimes and that's cool.
>>17369026
Haha and I'm no where close to doing either.
Every other part minus the girlfriend thing seems to be going okay for me. So I'm not too devastated by it, I'm just super aware I guess.
>>17369018
They eventually had a falling out, and she started seeing another guy, a med student who lived in Boston, who coincidentally had friends in Cali, so in the middle of the night when I'm doing my own things I get a picture message of her in bed with this guy, and I'm like "Wtf?! why did you feel the need to send this?" and she just sends a smiley face. Then the next morning she sends me more and more pictures with this guy, and it was at that moment I realized what a crazy neanderthal she was. It wasn't enough what she had been doing for the past 2 years, she wanted to feel less weirder than I cause I had called her a whore and told her she'd never amount to anything in life when I found out exactly the kind of person she was.
She then went online and on her tumblr blog which had a couple of thousand followers, put in my real name and real address and said, "anon is a sexual predator, he threatened to rape and kill me"...put my phone number there too, she made about a dozen posts like these, and every time I'd google my name, or employers would google it, the first 5 results would be linking to her blog where she accuses me of being an abusive rapist boyfriend (wtf? I barely even saw her more than twice a year when did I have the time to be a "rapist")
So I graduate college and I'm wondering, why it is I can't get interview call-backs and lo and behold, it's cause this crazy bitch is calling me a rapist on her blog. She was the one who went and cheated on me for years, was the one who slept with multiple guys on end anywhere and everywhere, but no, apparently she hadn't caused enough pain so she needed to make sure I never ever got hired anywhere by putting up false info about me. I did what she wanted done, I ended the stupid relationship and called her all kinds of names under the sun, something she probably should have done prior but didn't want to cause she has a gigantic ego but she wanted to show me the vengeful spiteful jezebel side of her too.
>>17369038
was she a girly girl or a tomboy?
in future, instead of the "I respect you, so no dick for you" line, give her this one
>"I would absolutely be down to fuck"
>"But if you change your mind, I am totally cool rolling it back to what it is now"
She'll respect your confidence; you're not so desperate for pussy that don't have to lock her into her promise of sex
If you have spare money in the bank, you can actually extend your height slightly
some guy grew 6 inches a while back, and it cost 85k and took a few months to complete
but if you can pony up the cash, and are that serious about joining the big boy group, give it a squiz
>>17369049
She was a bit of a tomboy, so I wasn't completely shocked when she said she might be bi. I just figured "well you're with me so no problems here."
Looking back, I guess I just did a lot of beta shit around girls thinking the nice guy gets the cake. Not realizing how fuckin pathetic some things were.
And I don't make nearly that much. I just work a desk job for now.
>>17368713
Stupid whore
holy shit some of these are wild...
suddenly its not that bad that ive ner
>>17369110
Don't use these stories to justify why you're alone. Yes a lot of them suck a lot but when you meet someone who isn't completely insane it can be the best thing ever.
>>17368900
Oh man... how did you react?
>>17368900
Well, his dick must've been really good looking.
protip mate: It's worse if they don't like one of your attractive friends, it means they have stronger feels for them. It's probably what that jackass is relying on and how he gets women before he takes his trousers off.
>>17366451
there was nothing to read anon. i knew what the issue ws but i was unwilling to change and unwilling to break up with her.
its not my job to control her life. if she wanted to leave me she was welcome to at any moment. if she wanted to address the issues to she was welcome to at any moment.
>>17369044
What the fuck bro, she is a demon. Have you gotten a job ever since that happened? Have you been with other girls?
