A few years ago a friend of mine who worked at a sex shop got

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2016-07-16 23:41:22 Post No. 17364034
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:41:22 Post No. 17364034 [Report]

A few years ago a friend of mine who worked at a sex shop got me a horse shaped dildo as a gag gift. I threw it in the back of my closet with all of my other toys and completely forgot about it when I got a boyfriend. It has never been used.

Today my boyfriend was helping me clean out my place when he discovered my box of toys in the closet and the dildo. We both laughed and I told him the story and I thought it was funny but then he suddenly said he had to go. I've been sitting here freaking out for the past two hours staring at my phone, should I call or text him something and try to explain?

> tl;dr got a equine shaped dildo as a joke gift and forgot about it until boyfriend found it, wat do?

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:45:17 Post No.17364048
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:45:17 Post No.17364048 [Report]

So is it shaped like a horse, or is it shaped like a horse's dick? Because I know which it probably is, but my mental image is still very confused.

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:47:13 Post No.17364053
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:47:13 Post No.17364053 [Report]

Did he take the dildo with him?

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:47:53 Post No.17364054
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:47:53 Post No.17364054 [Report]

Have you named the dildo

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:48:33 Post No.17364058
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:48:33 Post No.17364058 [Report]

Get a boyfriend who has a sense of humour

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:50:18 Post No.17364069
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:50:18 Post No.17364069 [Report]

>>17364048

Horses dick. I think it's around 14-15 inches so it's pretty much impossible to do anything with it anyway. It's supposed to be one of those shock value items I think.

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:50:25 Post No.17364070
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:50:25 Post No.17364070 [Report]

It sounds like you already did explain things to him. His reason for leaving may have been something totally unrelated and you're being paranoid. Just give it time and if you're still worried, like, a week from now, talk to him about it.

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:51:40 Post No.17364072
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 23:51:40 Post No.17364072 [Report]

>>17364069
>I think it's around 14-15 inches so it's pretty much impossible to do anything with it anyway.
Jesus women are size queens today.