Go party and fuck women?

>>17362069

strippers

>>17362069
Go to the shows, they're quite nice.
Also Vegas has a shooting range, some museums, and even an area where you can play with construction machinery. No joke.
Also check out grand canyon if you haven't. They can fly you from Vegas.

Evangelize and preach the Kingdom.

>>17362072
Oh yeah, also ugly and not wealthy, should've mentioned.

>>17362073
Cockteases suck :/

>>17362074
What shows do you recommend? That construction shit sounds fun. I should look into the museums.

Some friends were thinking of going to a buffet, suggestions would be great.

>>17362075
The imitators don't do him justice man. Everything has Elvis plastered everywhere but noplace plays his music.

backpages for whores ($100+)

cab/limo drivers for drugs

otherwise be a normie tourist and sight see all the free shit while casino hoping off the strip or in downtown

or throw away your life savings and max out all your cards and overdraft your debit then jump out your hotel window when it all gets flushed down the drain

Go do a Fear and Loathing in Vegas fender bender streak. That could be fun.

>>17362085
bachanal is the best buffet. it is also reasonably priced.
otherwise planet hollywood buffet i find has the best flavor (food doesnt taste buffet quality) and most variety for a way cheaper price.

>>17362085
Cirque de Soleil is pretty cool, not sure what they'd be showing right now though. Also Copperfield? I didn't go because I didn't get that much time to play around but maybe next time. Just grab a guide or go to TripAdvisor, you will find more details there.

There is a French buffet around there, forgot the hotel name though. It was pretty damn good.

Have fun OP

>>17362095
Best suggestion by far

>>17362097
Thanks for the heads-up. I heard Rio has some ridiculous deal where you spend $15 and get access to a bunch of hotel buffets all day. Probably look into it when I wake up.

>>17362087
*Preach the Kingdom of God, who is Jesus Christ.
Spend time spreading joy and love, giving peace to whomever will accept it. Give word of the true Gospel to all who will hear it. Heal those who are sick or hurt. What is done to honor Christ will never be forgotten.

>>17362102
But how will Jesus heal cirrhosis of the liver?

Most importantly, how can he get rid of my tummyache and my headache?

>>17362104
Find a brother or sister in Christ who has faith, have them pray over you and you will be made healthy. If God's will is to bring restoration, that is. Oftentimes He allows difficulties to remain, at least for a season, as seen in Job.
Matthew 19: 26 "Jesus looked at them and said, 'With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.'"
Philippians 4:13 "For I can do everything through Christ, who gives me strength."
John 14:12 "Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever believes in me will also do the works that I do; and greater works than these will he do, because I am going to the Father."

>>17362099
its $30 and is for exactly 24hrs (so map out your eating schedule accordingly) but does not include rio's seafood buffet (which is the one everyone wants)
but it will give you PHollywood buffet access and the others are nice too (if not exactly the same)

it basically gives you access to what can be seen as the same buffet with the same food just at diff hotels (but for some reason, like i said, PH buffet is best, taste wise...and is the only one with cotton candy)

>>17362119
>cus the bible says so

>>17362069
gambling, golfing, museums, comedy clubs, pools, bars, conventions, nightclubs, strip clubs, concerts, shopping

if youre bored in vegas, its not vegas, its you thats boring

or broke, but everyone knows to avoid vegas if youre broke

>>17362126
meh but i suppose you were just trying to be helpful. excuse my argumentativeness pls

>>17362135
I was joking because no one would follow that advice if a retarded stranger gave it to them on an adv post, but I'm also serious because I believe it wholeheartedly. The Spirit performs great unexplainable miracles.

>>17362144
tummyache dude here, got a laff outta me.

>>17362122
Thanks for the info.

>>17362129
I'm actually here for EVO, just looking into other options since we'll probably do some shit on the strip eventually. Also why the fuck would you go to Vegas to golf.

>>17362135
Nah dude, fuck that guy. Jesus was gay.

>>17362158
Jesus was the One who had everything yet chose to die that we may receive His joy, love, and peace. Jesus was the ultimate winner also death got fucking owned.

>>17362158
because they have world class golf courses and not everyone is broke like you