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Why don't I get along with typical guys?
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I am a male and I just don't have much in common with typical dudes. I hate sports, I hate talking about sex or who is fucking who, I hate "dude talk". Like "oh yeah Anna? I totally plowed her field bro".

I feel alienated. I also don't get those super crazy sex urges. Like a lot of my friends said if some 10/10 offered to fuck then, they would not hesitate. I would hesitate and not fuck her.

What the fuck is going on? What's wrong with me?
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You're a beta
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>>17359656
you are around douches
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I'm male that doesn't get along with anyone, so I can kind of relate. I know I'm not building any kind of social relationships or network I'll make use of, I know it doesn't get me anything in the moment, and I know it won't get me anything later.

And, the conversation isn't enjoyable in the moment. A lot of this aspect is my fault. I'm either in pain or anxious about being crippled by the aforementioned pain, which has wired me over time to deal with things in discrete "chunks". When I communicate there's no flow. It begins and it ends, because I rigidly keep to what I have in mind.

With women I'm either detached or apathetic. I just don't attempt connection. People are probably readily aware I'm in a sense talking -at- them, rather than with.

Anyway. No one can give you answers here. You'll have to plot out the dynamic for yourself. Maybe what I said gives some means to begin considering what constitutes a given interaction.
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>>17359656
Best case: You are a saint among men who does no wrong

Probable case: You are well-adjusted and not an ass what you're describing

Worst case: You have low testosterone
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>>17359668
Oh. Also, not wanting to fuck anything that moves and looks nice enough is normal. You're probably thinking of the bigger picture of that hypothetical, and actually fucking some near stranger, or person you didn't establish a natural connection with (short or long term).

You sound like you're 18-20 or so. I was always similar to you. Now days I might screw an acquaintance if I was in the mood, she was seemingly in the mood, and we happened to connect in some window of time. I'un give a fuck. Unless she's a threat in some way, which you can never quite control for.
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>>17359670
^^^^^
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This sounds serious anon, you might not want to hear it.

I'm afraid...god damn it, I really hate doing this sometimes. I'm afraid, that you have a serious case of not being a total douchebag.
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>>17359656
You're a geek.
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Nu male.

Chances are they are acting normal and you are the autist.
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>>17359725
Machines mad of arbitrarily smaller machines.
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>>17359656
Lift some iron bro.
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>I am a male
Perhaps, but only in a technical, biological way.
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I only wish all guys were like you, anon. Don't feel pressured to change. It sucks knowing that any guy you talk to, even a close guy friend, probably thinks about you I'm gross ways.
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>>17359862
>It sucks knowing that any guy you talk to, even a close guy friend, probably thinks about you I'm gross ways.
Firstly, why?
Secondly, I can't speak for other males, but I think you're probably misframing / interpreting what a given male is actually thinking, how, and when.
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sounds like you're a fukken nerd trying to hang out with sportsfans and PUAs

stop being a poseur bitch and join an anime club and slot yourself in where you belong
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>>17359656

Sounds like you're a huge faggot. Go learn to squat 405 and OHP 185. See how you feel then.
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I dunno bro. Like, I didn't get into a lot of "manly" thing until I was 20.

I didn't watch sports, I didn't care, I did start having a lot of sex around then.

But, I wasn't a big bragger, like you know I'd mention it to the best homie, but he's my roommate, so it's kind of different.

I got into cars, too though.

I don't know, maybe you're just a bitch.

I'd attempt to get into a sport, Football is my choice, but I watch Basketball during the playoffs, college and NBA.

But, I can only watch NFL for football.
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>>17359915
Where is that gif from? I need it for...research.
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>>17359889
You're not compensating for aaaaaaaanything.
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>>17359932
beats me i just saved it when i saw it after laughing
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Don't get upset about how you think you're supposed to be. If they're the type of person to openly talk about "plowing" women, they're probably pretty stupid. Not being obsessed with sex is actually pretty beneficial to you, since you can focus on other things than getting laid. I don't even want a girlfriend currently, and I'm fine with it.

The only way you'll be happy is by learning to accept yourself as you are, anyways, so don't get all upset that you're not like everyone else.
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>>17359656
you're gay, beta or simply not a man.

not even joking. eat more meat, lift, drink lots of milk, spend time in the sunlight, stare at booty on the train.

do this and in time youll be fixed
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>>17359998
>eat more meat
Mammalian meat is carcinogenic. (Contains neu5gc).

Only eat poultry or fish. Turkey is the best meat you can consume.
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>>17359879
that riley chain is off the heezy
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Op here. Sometimes I worry because I don't really feel that instinctual sexual urge like "I need to fuck her now!!!"

I feel sexual urges but they never consume me.

Is this bad?
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>>17360071
Virgin?
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>>17360071
The bad thing is you being stupid enough.to believe it is a bad thing.
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>>17359656
This is basically me as well. I never thought of it as something bad though.
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>>17359998
>gay

I'm gay and I can kill you seven different ways using nothing but my hands. You sound like you're repressing something.
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>>17360074
Yes I am a virgin. R.i.p
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It's interesting to see the kinds of people this thread attracts. Half are fairly average, down to earth types who say that OP is completely normal and frankly should be proud of the fact that he has nothing in common with "typical dudes", as he puts it, and the other half are pumped the fuck up on not-steroids and telling him he's a pussy.

It's just entertaining is all.
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>>17360118
So, you're not even a man yet, and you're wondering why you don't get along with other men?
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>>17360126
Wow. Just...wow. I really want to feel sorry for you, but holy shit you're just such a fucking douchebag.

OP, if you ever find yourself considering taking advice from a no-neck retard like this, get really drunk and wipe the whole thing from your memory.
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>>17359656
you are a homosexual

>>17360108
oh shit, we got a navy seals fag here boys!
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>>17359862
Dont listen to her she just wants to make you into a beta orbiter and those creeps that talk about sex are the ones that axtually get laid
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>>17360135
t. another virgin
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>>17360135
It's a rite of passage.
When you're 10, your dad shows you how to shoot
When you're 14, your dad shows you how to drive.
When you're 17, you get your dick wet.

And if you don't do those these, you end up an autistic bitch ass pussy.
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>>17360122
It's so good i forget to eat the popcorn sometimes.
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>>17360137
HEHUEHUEHUEHUE I'm honestly not even mad, because I know how fucking pathetic you are in real life, and that just makes me feel sorry for you. If you need to do this much to make yourself feel superior on one of the least used boards on fucking 4chan in 20fucking16, you must be MISERABLE. But go ahead, call me a fag again. See if that makes the hurt stop.
>>17360156
Try again.
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>>17360146
That was almost words! Keep going champ, we all believe in you!
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>>17360071
>sexual urges don't overcome me
if not getting AIDS is bad, then yeah it's really bad
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>>17360165
You're going to die with so many fucking regrets. And not because you did anything wrong, but just because you outright refused to live your life beyond the incredibly narrow parameters you've set for yourself. Just like so many before you, including your father, and his father, etc., you're going to drink and smoke your way to 40, realize you're halfway done, get seriously depressed, marry some cunt you only kind of like because you're scared, hate her after a year but be too lazy to do anything about it, slowly degenerate into a fat useless nothing by the time you're 60, and spend 100% of your time drinking (you never really stopped) and watching shit TV until the day you find out you got some kind of cancer, or Alzheimers or something, at which point you'll get checked into a cheap home because your kids don't give a shit about you anymore and you'll die alone wishing you'd done things differently.

But I'm sure your view of the world is the right one.
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>>17360167
You lashed out at a person on the internet because he called you a homo. lol.
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>>17360199
I'm not lashing out. Believe it or not, I actually enjoy this.
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>>17360187
I mean what's there to do? All I aspire in life is to be a hard working man, support a family, and die. It's the cycle. I've lived, I've partied, I've been to Vegas, and I do exactly what I like to do. To live, is to die. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I just work hard, put my money into my home, and relax even harder man. I work out two days a week, eat healthy, have healthy habits of working on cars, playing video games, and watching NFL when it's football season.

I've been to Vegas, I've had a bunch of sex in my late teenage years, and I plan to keep living my satisfying life in the comfortable manner I currently do.

Just because I'm not living the way you prefer to, which is probably some tumblr homo travel mini house "Yes Man" inspired shit, and not living like a drunk that beats his wife doesn't mean I'm not living a satisfactory life, full of odds and ends.

Eventually though you'll get out of that teenage fantasy and realize if you want to live a proper fulfilling life, you'll want a home, a wife, and kids.
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>>17360213
Mhm. How old are you, anon?
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>>17360233
24 mate.
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>>17360240
Read my post again and find where you fit into the timeline.
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>>17360250
>drink and smoke my way to 40.

Okay bud, but again I don't drink, and I don't smoke. So, the rest of the timeline really falls apart.
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>>17360255
Your dad taught you how to shoot when you were 10, and you don't drink or smoke? Even if that's true, it's not going to last long.

Just replace "drink" with "fuck" and "smoke" with "play vidya". Same principle applies, namely that youth is wasted on the young. My point is that you're going to live up to your mid-life crisis with the idea that normal is good, and if you have nothing to complain about, then fuck it why ask for anything more? Yeah there's more shit to do in the world than you could possibly accomplish in one lifetime and most of it won't be possible in another decade or two, but whatever, you're happy right where you are. And then the concept of your own mortality is going to hit you like a fucking train, and you're going to resent your childish naivety because you want more time but it's far too late and there's no going back.
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>>17360274
Keep projecting man, when I've got my garage full of nice cars I've built over the years, and a video game collection to rival the most autistic virgin on 4chan, I'll buy a 30 pack of Busch Light, and a pack of Camel Wide's and smoke/drink until I puke just for you man.
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>>17360298
Firstly, I don't think you understand what the word projection means. Secondly, I don't expect you to actually believe me or heed my advice, that's kind of the point. A point which you're proving in spades with your last post there.

But sure anon. Whatever you say.
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>>17360306
>projecting how you believe my entire life is going to play out based on the fact I shot a gun when I was 10 with my dad is not at all projecting.

But sure anon. Whatever you say.
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It's very important to know how to control yourself, say "no" and aim high as a man (not aim for anything).

Sure a lot of guys will say "you're missing your chances, not living life to the fullest!"- but you can say that about drinking and getting into fights; which is also what club going sidewalk cavemen do.

Most women hate this sort of garbage truthfully and the more of a head you have on your shoulders, the more surrounded with women you are and the more you're true to yourself the more interesting you are.

Being macho; things like looking like a lumberjack, nascar, being a gun nut, football and all that jazz are just tools for jackasses to look like a stronk man.

Once you realize a lot of guys are just trying to be macho, the more you realize where this comes from insecurity.

Most dudes like this are the ones who end up in relationships they hate with girls that are "hot enough", since the only ones they can find are vapid drunk trollops they don't know how to actually talk to, since their dad didn't know how to do that (either).

There are definitely guys out there that are fun to chill with, too- that won't talk about garbage.
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>>17360274
Not him, but what do you suggest is a valuable way to spend your youth?
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>>17360354
>if you enjoy firearms, race cars, american football, or anything else that is a typical 'man' thing you're a macho faggot who is compensating for something.

Jesus christ, man. What're you supposed to enjoy? My little pony, barbie convertibles, and makeup kits?
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>>17360362
Get stupid on your time :^)
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>>17360362
Kek.
>"we don't compensate!"
>compensates
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>>17360361
Obviously you should be getting yourself cultured, and learn a second language, and while you're at it go ahead and learn a new trade that isn't anything manly like technology, or automotives. Maybe knitting and cooking that cultured cuisine you're getting familiar with.
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>>17360382
>liking anything manly
>compensating for lack of manliness

My bad, I forgot all the true alphas are going to the MLP convention.
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>>17360388
Having an interest in something "manly" isn't just for men, anyways.

The fact is; that if these are dominant personality traits, you're generally bad at communication and therefore bad at relationships.

Do you beat your girlfriends too? How's working in construction going while I make thousands as a lawyer?

Oh , you're too busy fishing with your wife's son that left you to come to my party

That's ok . You're alpha. I get it
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>>17360362
>>17360388
Haha. Oh no, no football! That means I must enjoy little girl toys!

Yup, no compensating for a lack of anything here!
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>>17360397
A dominant personality trait isn't what I would consider a physical interest.

I communicate fine, and have a great relationship.

I don't beat my girlfriend, and I work as a store manager also making thousands.

If anything I'm too busy relaxing at home with my girlfriend who is right there with me playing video games or watching movies.

So your facts seem pretty skewed in your favor when you're projecting that shit on me, mate.
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>>17360312
You think I'm basing everything I said on the fact that you shot a gun? Holy fuck you're delusional.

And you REALLY don't understand what the word projection means.
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>>17360384
This isn't
>>17360274
me.
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>>17360416
Physical interests can become dominant personality traits, so you're wrong about that.

Sitting in front of the tv with your girlfriend doesn't make you any more or less "manly"

And if you don't feel like you're part of the kinds being described here, maybe you're not?

Also, not everyone who argues, criticizes and points out flaws is projecting. Someone who can't handle these things is.
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>>17360433
>someone projecting someones future is not projecting
>someone who is on the business end of said projection and disagrees is projecting

bruhhhh pass the bong
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>>17360440
>doesn't know how to communicate

Looks like I was right all along. Have fun with your gf watching tv m8
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>>17360452
>doesn't even know what projecting is
>keeps saying everyone else doesn't know
Looks like I was right all along. Have fun with your virginity jerking off to cuck porn m8


"forecast of a future situation or trend based on a study of present ones."
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>>17360464
You seem interested in the whole cuck thing going on here lately? That sounds like a pretty manly interest. You like porn?

I DID say maybe you weren't one of the kinds of men being described here, but you're still butt blasted. But I guess that's pretty easy to ignore when you're mad.

You sure you're not mad about something else?

Did the expendables sequel not have enough women for you?
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>>17360427
What do you consider a valuable way to spend your youth, then?
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>>17360481
Uhh, just projecting that you enjoy cuck porn bruh, why you so defensive?

I still haven't seen any of the Expendables, but Rambo First Blood was pretty good if I remember.
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>>17360511
Rambo fucking rules.

Not everything is projecting when you don't like it grumpy boy :^)
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>>17360511
>"bruh"
>likes shit tier Rambo films
>you're projecting X 1000
>works as a store manager
Hahaha what a fucking failure. We know who's been cucked the most here. Namefag is right even though he

types

Like

This

Wtf man??
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>>17360074
Not-OP here chiming in to say that I'm by no means a virgin but feel similarly
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>>17359656
>What the fuck is going on?
You're too intelligent for your current environment
>What's wrong with me?
Nothing you're just not fitting with trashy people. Go out and find some cultivated intellectual people who are more suited for you .
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>>17360489
Not spending 20-30 years playing video games, smoking weed, getting drunk, playing pickup basketball, whatever it is that you people do with your time day after day after fucking day. Go travel around Europe or Asia, try skydiving, build a computer, live on an island for a week that's only accessible by kayak. Do SOMETHING. For fuck's sake you're not immortal, and you're going to be out of the game sooner than you think. Make use of your incredibly short time on earth while you're still here and fully functional (mentally and physically).

Too many people think that their preordained positions are the only life they'll ever have. Survive public school. Make it through college or university. Get a job to pay off your debt, which you need to accumulate in the first place if you're ever going to get a job good enough to pay off your debt, which you need to get in order to get a decent job...and before you know it you've wasted 20 years on a job you hate, you're terrified of being alone so you marry the first person you find, then you have kids because "it's normal and you're not getting any younger", which either prevents you from getting a divorce but makes everyone's life a living hell or makes the divorce that much messier, and puts you in further debt along with a deep existential depression, and soon enough you're 65 and you haven't seen the light of day in a month and you wish you had just gone to that music festival instead of college, which you really only decided to go to in the first place because you didn't want to seem like one of those losers who never went to college.
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>>17360108
Yeah dude, I'm sure you can, I love the homos, they're great people, #GaysForTrump, etc.

But if this dude doesnt have the healthy interest in vagina most men do, there's a decent chance he could be your next boyfriend.
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>>17360187
man i'm not gonna read all that shit but just judging from how asshurt you are alone, I'm gonna say that guy's probably onto something
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>>17360274
you just sound really fucking upset some guy is living a happy life by standards you don't prescribe to.

grow the fuck up
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>>17360666
>doing the same stuff... across the country, with no job or sign of a comfort zone.

Yeah that'll get you in way less debt than working a stable job for the majority of your life, enjoying vacations each year, and having a loving family, and potentially having a divorce

>build a computer
Oh yeah, that's so tough. We haven't all been doing that since we were 14 or anything.

>live on an island for a week
Sounds like a great vacation I could take at any point in a decent, stable career in the States.

>Do SOMETHING
Things that seem appealing to you, are not to others. Just because you want to travel to europe and be a jobless vagabond doesn't mean everybody wants to.
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>>17360666
man that sounds fucking gay.

i honestly want to die of cancer at 65 and have kids that hate me if that shit is the alternative.
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>>17360666
What's the real difference between playing video games and building a computer? I mean, I could get behind it if you meant something like get really good at a skill or help people, but the things you're describing just look like two sides to the same coin.
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>>17360666

lmfao my fake response was better than his actual one.
>>17360384
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>>17360728
Potentially? 50% of all marriages end in divorce. And travelling is cheap as fuck, you can work for a couple years and then be on the road for 5 as long as you're not picky about where you sleep or what you eat.

Good for you, it was an example.

Did I say live in a fucking resort? What part of "only accessible by kayak" did you not understand?

Congratulations, you got me. I told everyone to go be homeless and you found the flaw, I guess I'll go home now.

My point, the one you all seem to be missing, including
>>17360713
>>17360721
>>17360730
>>17360743
you dipshits, is that you should do what will make you happy, not what you're told will make you happy down the line. Because when you get there, chances are you're going to realize that shit's really not that impressive, and maybe it wasn't worth it to spend the entirety of your youth on building for a future that really only entitles you to stay in the same place and do the same thing, every single day. And if decades of monotony and then death sounds like your cup of tea, then hey, I'm not gonna stop you. But the biggest misconception regarding life in general that the average person has is that happiness means stability. The world is a massive, beautiful place, and statistically, something like 80% of people die within 50 miles of where they were born. We're brought up to believe that the way things are is the way they've always been, and for good reason. But It doesn't have to be, and despite how it might feel, there's nothing actually stopping you from going off and doing whatever the fuck you want.

You ultimately need to ask yourself this: do I want to life a long and relatively boring life and then die, leave the earth forever with no second chances, no extra lives or save files, knowing there's a shit ton of stuff I'll never experience, or do I want to make use of every single fucking day?
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>>17360703
He doesn't want to fuck everything that moves, that's not unhealthy. It's called demonstrating restraint.
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>>17360777
>t. a 17 year old who has maybe possibly only worked a part time job in his life, if that.
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>>17360792
Nope, try again. Again.

Seriously is that all you can do? Just make baseless assumptions about people in the hopes of getting enough of the thread on your side to discredit them completely? How about you tell me specifically what's wrong with my post?
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>>17360798
You're retarded with no experience.
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>>17360804
Alright, good talk. See you later.
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>>17360812
Nice credentials. Good talk. They got pretty good internet connection on that only kayakers allowed island off the coast of Europe bruh.

I'm 'bout to enjoy my vacation in the gulf of mexico, and make it back by next week to get back on my 9-5 grind stacking money in the bank for another vacation sometime.
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>>17360783
Honestly what this guy described sounds much more like complete lack of sex drive. A genetic hormonal disorder of some kind, a serious psychosomatic disorder. It doesn't sound normal for a healthy young man not to have a sex drive, also he seems to dislike the fact that he's a virgin.

Basically, he's sad because his body and mind are connecting the dots and realizing, he's not a man. He doesn't feel like a man. He's not going to be happy like a man is supposed to be.

Demonstrating restraint is a virtue for women and men who are in committed relationships. It's not a virtue for a virgin who hates their own lack of masculinity, it's actually a scapegoat for their failures as men. I can guarantee you, even if this guy won't openly admit it, he knows I'm right.

My advice would be first of all he should see a doctor, then seriously try to get in touch with his own masculinity again. He needs to do things like ride a motorbike, or go fishing, or shoot a gun, or play baseball, or SOMETHING that a man would do. Otherwise he's going to feel permanently chemically imbalanced, unhappy and unsure why.

That's the reason he made this thread. And he can choose to ignore the truth or not. It's his funeral.
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>>17360825
NO
HUMANS ARE GENDER FLUID NOW

IF YOU LIKE MASCULINE THINGS, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE INSECURE AND NEED TO DIFFERENTIATE YOURSELF FROM BEING UNISEX. AND AS STATED YOU ALSO ARE PROBABLY COMPENSATING FOR THAT REALLY TINY PENIS
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>>17360819
Like I said, if decades of monotony and then death sounds like your cup of tea, then more power to you brother.
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>>17360777
man, just fucking grow up

it's such a waste of trips that you get both satan dubs and holy dubs because you're advice is so bad.

other people are living their lives happily doing shit that obviously gets your panties in a twist, and because of this you have to rant and ramble about how we're all wasting our lives for being happy, manly men.

I guarantee you your grandfather looks at you with utter disappointment every time he sees you. your mother even more so.

>>17360831
shit your right, I should just get my microcock turned into a vagina, start growing out my hair and get fake breast implants and go protest a Trump rally or something.
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>>17360834
Like I said, if decades of being a homeless bum and then death sounds like your cup of tea, then more power to you brother.
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>>17360825
>I don't understand it, therefore it's unnatural and needs to be stopped

He doesn't seem to hate that he's not full alpha battlecast prime, he just feels alienated when talking to his "friends", that really just sound like stereotypical douchey frat guys. Believe it or not there's actually an entire population of people that are completely fine with not having their testosterone make all of their decisions for them. You just don't see them much because when you've reached that point, the obnoxiously loud cunts that you choose to see as normal (typically in clubs 3 nights a week, with a jar of creatine on top of their fridge that's bigger than their head) kind of get on your nerves. I do agree that it's ultimately his decision whether or not he wants to make a change, but at a certain point he needs to decide what will actually make him happiest.

I know it's hard for you to wrap your head around, but there's more to life than getting laid.
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>>17360852
I mean, I get laid, watch football, and own a couple guns but my ideal Friday/Saturday night is playing video games or watching older anime.

I know it's hard for you to wrap your head around, but there's basic instincts we all have, and he's deprived. I'd suggest he certainly has some sort of issue and should probably get his blood and urine looked at when he sees his doctor the next time.
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OP, the shortest answer is that you're allergic to meme manliness.

The long version of that is that real manliness has been boiled down to a set of commercially acceptable meme traits. Bacon, beer, WOMEEEEN, FOOTBAAALL, etc. You're not allowed to be a real man anymore, you need to identify with these superficial categories of manly behavior subscribed to us by people that are, at their core, the opposite of manly.

Normal men aren't like that is my point, OP. Vast majority of men don't behave that way and the vast majority of women don't like men like that. Just one of those things you have to put up with in the adult world though, lots of douchebags.
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>>17360842
Yep, because I'm dragging people out of their homes and shoving them into the back of my van, forcing them to live the life that I think they should live.

What is so fucking hard about this? I mean jesus fucking christ I don't know how many times I need to say it. You can waste your best years saving for a life that's almost guaranteed to not be quite what it was advertised as, or you can spend every single day doing something worthwhile.

What exactly is so threatening about that to you? Listen to yourself for fucks sake, you're putting in way too much effort to defend yourself against someone who isn't even remotely trying to attack your way of life. You could have said jack shit and nothing would be different. What the fuck are you trying to prove?
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>>17360860
Basic instincts that we haven't needed in centuries, basic instincts that yield literally nothing positive and are honestly widely considered to be inconveniences. You can choose to be a slave to your hormones if you want to anon, I prefer to live my life on my own terms.

In all honesty you sound roided the fuck out. And "protein supplements" are the exact same thing, hate to tell you.

>what, so working out and trying to look my best means I'm a slave to my hormones? lmfao you can stay a pussy if you want i prefer to be a man

Good for you champ. I'll be busy doing shit that matters, you keep turning yourself into T-1000.
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>>17360869
>"who isn't even remotely trying to attack your way of life"
>"You can waste your best years."
>"misconception regarding life in general that the average person has is that happiness means stability"
So, the average person finds happiness in a stable life. But, some un-average limp dick faggot finds happiness in being a vagabond in an unfamiliar country so he can knit and cook his heart out.

I mean, it's great that you consider working hard, and getting out of life exactly what you put in boring.

But, I'd consider sleeping on a dirt bed and eating maggots and wild flowers a life not even worth living.

>"Hey baby, I can't get hard, but my dirt bed sure is!"

>"Hey baby, I can get hard, but my memory foam matters sure isn't"

Pick one.

PS, niggas that work for a living can live the way you do in the drop of a hat. You can't near reach a kingdom we've built without years of dedication and hard work.

I've quit my job, sold my shit, and went the vagabond road before. It's not my cup of tea, and I'd rather shit in my own toilet than under a bridge.
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here's some fucking advice bro, I got you, I got you. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL OF YOU FUCKING TROLLS. Like the fuck is wrong with you? Have you nothing better to do than to fucking sit here and pretend to actually talk with people on the internet when you could be talking to real people in real life? You fuckin scrub lerds. You fuckn nurds. You fuckn suck cock. You fuckn think being a troll on the internet is funny and makes u "cool" but u r a feygit. We all know the answer to this very simple question. he's not a beta. The other people arent alphas. they are just unoriginal cock suckers who secretly want to take it up the ass but are too unmanly to admit they want to take it up the ass like good little girls. OP ur a feygit too. Everyone here is a feygit. the feygitry is too much 5 me. You all just fucking make this thread with your stupid responses just for the sake of doing something with your shit lives. You should all rebel against the machine. And fight back against the scrub lerds who claim they are alphas but are really just scrub lerds. Problam sulved.
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>>17360879
We wouldn't exsist at all if we haven't needed it in centuries. The only positive thing about our natural instincts is to keep the human race alive. What an inconvenience.

I work out not even two days a week most the time, and I don't use any supplements at all.

Keep doing shit that matters, see you on 4chan when I get back from my vacation, puss puss.
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>>17360852
Mankind cannot fight against nature.

A man who wishes to go against millennia of evolution which crafted homo sapiens sapiens will always regret it. He will always be unhappy and feel unfulfilled in his ability to satiate his self-actualization. Being a virgin is actually a symptom of the core problem, not the problem itself, which is that he's uncomfortable with the fact that's he's a man. He can't even relate to the camaraderie that men feel amongst themselves. He's not a man and he can never be a woman, at best he can be unfulfilled. And believe me, everything I've said also applies to women. that's why modern third wave "feminists" are some of the most unhappy and unattractive women you'll ever find.

>>17360869
I'm not proving anything. I think the sheer histrionics of your posts speaks more volumes than I ever could. You're upset because other people like to live their lives doing manly things, having a stable job, kids and wife. No one gives a damn that you want to build a computer (lol) and go hiking with your unemployment money in your pocket.

When faced with a strong horse and a weak horse, people will always like the strong horse better. And believe me, that strong horse is much happier with himself, comfortable with his life and will probably die peacefully. The weak horse will always feel scared, threatened, and on the verge of outcast. I don't think I need to state which horse OP is.
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>>17360884
Holy mother of fuck you're still at it.

I repeat, what the fuck are you trying to prove? That you're completely incapable of grasping simple concepts, no matter how many times they're described to you? That you feel the need to solve all of your problems through an unnecessary level of confrontation?

For what I sincerely hope is the last fucking time, everyone is free to do, whatever they want to do. If you want to spend 75% of your awake time doing some boring as shit 9-5 job just so you can spend 20% playing vidya and jacking off, 4% fucking, and 1% actually doing something meaningful that you'll remember on your deathbed, then that's your decision. All I'm trying to say is that life is a lot shorter than it seems when you're young, and most people are mentally incapable of fully feeling the weight of death until it's much too late. Once you're dead, that's it. You don't get to come back. You don't get another shot at being young, I just can't understand people who decide to waste the ONLY time they have on something that isn't fucking awesome, or directly contributing to something fucking awesome.

I know, I get it, you have the right to stay in your job and have a normal life and raise a family and all that shit. I get it. I really really do. Please don't say it again.
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>>17360902
>building a stable life for your family and heritage to continue to shine and leave a good name for many centuries to come

>being a homeless migrant who shits in the woods but thinks he's gods gift to the world.
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>>17360899
Yeah, where would we be without all of the genocides and wars and holy crusades that our natural instincts have brought us? You know what anon, you're absolutely right. Fuck the Jews, fuck the Cambodians, and fuck anyone who doesn't believe in God, or Allah, and fuck Prodistents, and fuck everyone. Just fuck everyone. Life is better this way.
>>17360900
Manly things? Manly things. I'm not even going to read the rest of your post, jesus fucking christ you're delusional.
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>>17360906
Do you have a learning disability or something? Are you even reading my posts before trying out the exact same fucking reply? I can't even count on both hands how many things you got wrong, and you managed to do it in only two sentences. I'm almost impressed.
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>>17360908
Where would we be without humans? Gee I don't know, fucking no where? It'd be the same shit, but a different day.

Just because animals don't have the ability we do to excel at everything and retain information, doesn't mean they don't have their own struggles.

You're the most retarded kid I've ever talked to, and that includes my experiences on Xbox Live.
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>>17360913
What you see as making the world a better place for everyone is kayaking to a fucking island and sleeping on dirt.

That's not my fault you're a fucking retard with a low standard of life.
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>>17360908
no one cares

god I feel sorry for the girl who accidentally ends up dating you. when her vagina dries up around you and she ends up fucking some other guy, look at these posts and stop to ask yourself why.

i know you're not that stupid, you're just a histrionic bitch who lacked a father figure in life. but when you stop and look at your failures in life, read these posts. read them out loud in your own voice. record them, then play it back to yourself.

then stop and think: if I was a woman, would I want to fuck this thing?
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>>17360916
Did you miss the part where I said basic instinct was obsolete for the last couple centuries, and not the beginning of the fucking ice age?
>>17360921
Seriously do you have a learning disability or are you just not reading my posts at all?
>>17360922
I actually have a fantastic father, and before you inevitably call him a degenerate too, he completed an Iron Man triathlon. He's 55 years old and still races competitively.

Oh and nobody fucking asked you, but thanks for showing the world how much of a shallow ignorant child you are. You can leave now.
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Issac newton was a virgin and he was successful
Op do you and do things that make you happy. Don't just """""""""be a man""""""" because some fag on the Internet told you because muh nature fallacy
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>>17360942
>HURR I SAID WE SHOULDN'T HAVE REPRODUCED FOR AT LEAST 200 YEARS, NOT THAT WE SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE TODAY YOU RETARD.

>HURR NOT ONLY AM I RETARDED ENOUGH TO THINK A PLOT OF DIRT IS A HIGH STANDARD OF LIVING, BUT I ALSO THINK ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A DIRECT PROBLEM TO THE WORLD AND RETARDED. BAN MEMORY FOAM!

>HURR MY FATHER IS A MANLY MAN, HE RUNS TRIATHLONS AND STILL HAS THE DRIVE TO COMPETE AGAINST OTHER MEN, TOO BAD I'M A JOBLESS PUSSY LIMP DICK BITCH WHO WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ENSURE HIS NAME LIVES ON.
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>>17360954
Alright, well, I think I'm done here. There's nothing I can say that will solidify my victory harder than whatever the fuck you just posted, so I'm not even going to try. I graciously accept your surrender.
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>>17360165
Funny enough, I actually lost my virginity at 17
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>>17359670
Ayyy probable case comin through.
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>>17359936

Who's the girl? She's got some nice tits and nice hamstrings.
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>>17359660
Sexual active men != douches
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>>17361224
Being sexually active /=/ talking about it all the time
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