How do I convince a lady to try out my big dick?
I'm a legit nine incher, proportionally thick. She claims size doesn't matter. It's not everything, but I've changed plenty of women's minds with my huge cock. Some of them had "big" seven inchers that didn't know what they were doing and jackhammered their poorly lubricated pussies. They thought sex with big dicks was uncomfortable, but that's not the case with me.
My plan is to explain to her that I'll orally pleasure her until she's wet and her pussy has stretched--it happens when they're properly aroused, i.e. when a man with a big dick eats them out properly--enough to take me. I'll make it clear I'll take my time easing my dick into her, which typically gives women at least two or three small orgasms alone, then go slow until she's ready for a pounding.
What else should I say to convince her to try out my dick? My roommate is leaving for a vacation next week, so she won't have to worry about him finding out.
Any other tips?
>>17358119
fuk u normie
>>17358124
Don't be jealous. Haha.
Anyone? Tips?
>>17358119
Try to slide some fingers inside of her to open her up more.
>>17358140
Good idea.
Before I do that, I have to convince her to try my cock out. What should I say to her?
Get to a point where you are making out with her, then drop the bombshell.
>>17358143
She won't do that until we talk first. The girl knows I only make-out with girls if I plan on fucking them.
>>17358119
Why do you care if you're roommate is away? Ask him to make himself scarce for a night.
>>17358153
How does it make you feel that dudes with small dongs have an easier time than you getting laid?
>>17358157
That could arouse suspicion. He's her boyfriend.
>>17358162
I have no problem finding one night stands and easy lays on Tinder, but changing a woman's mind about big cocks is a kink of mine. You change their thoughts on size when you stick your dick in to. Haha.
>>17358143
I should also mention I've told her about how big my dick is. I'm pretty sure she's seen it soft at least once.
>>17358188
You sound like you love big cocks. You sure you aren't gay bro? I mean it's cool, it's 2016, and being gay is the new thing.
>>17358188
>girl has a boyfriend
>her boyfriend is her roommate
>"How do I convince her to try out my cock?"
scumbag
>>17358226
That's what gave it away?
>>17358200
Nice projecting. You wish you were my size.
>>17358226
Shut up, moralfag. You're only mad because you're the one being cucked instead of cucking.
>>17358119
>I'll orally pleasure her until she's wet and her pussy has stretched
>I'll take my time easing my dick into her, which typically gives women at least two or three small orgasms alone
If you're not a creepy, 50 year old persian nightclub owner you have no business talking like this.
>>17358231
See my post above, moral fag.
>>17358244
Women in their mid-20's prefer being talked to like a mature man, not a horny weaboo.
Holy shit we autism now
Any more advice?
>>17358273
Please do, while I fuck your Stacys.
>>17358293
>>17358188
You sound like a shitty person. You do realize that this plan has about a billion ways to blow up in your face. GG dumbass.
Have fun fucking your roomate's gf.
>>17358311
Stop responding to bait, m8.
Obvious Bait/Brag thread since OP would "know" already if he has such experience.
>>17358232
>You wish you were my size.
Still focused on dicks... You sure you aren't gay bro?
>>17358119
If she doesn't want to have sex, you shouldn't try to pressure her.
>>17358119
ddont be a cuck
this is by far the worst thread i've ever seen in my life
>>17358119
A "lady" wouldn't be "trying out" your dick.
>>17358142
>What should I say to her?
"Hurr, Durr, Wanna try my cock out?"
>>17358252
>Women in their mid-20's prefer being talked to like a mature man, not a horny weaboo.
>Women in their mid-20's prefer being talked to like a mature man
>being talked to like a mature man
0/10, apply yourself.
Also to the rest of these anons for responding seriously.
I hate big cocks
Good thing I don't have a huge cock, I hate oral, I just tell them to bite the pillow and go in dry.
>>17358119
so how does she know you got a big dick, you lead with that? forget getting to know them or spending any time with them you just pull out the dick and say here?
Now I happen to agree you can fuck almost any woman with that dick and not hurt them to the point they tell you to stop and also agree the opportunity to try is nearly impossible to decline. Maybe you back off a little with the dick talk but make sure you are around when the bf is gone and let her come to you. Down boy
>>17358326
Finally someone caught it.
I'm O.P. I posted this to piss you off. It's fabricated. None of it is true.
Congrats to me.
>>17360449
>I'm O.P. I posted this to piss you off
You're either a liar or a sociopath or both.
>>17360449
>joke's on them, I was only pretending to be retarded.
>>17360449
Fuck off I'm OP
You guys are just stupid virgins with tiny cocks.
>>17360875
Fuck you, I'm OP you tiny dickman.
>>17360898
Fuck you I am OP and my name is Mr. Ed.
>>17360875
My penis is 13 inches long. When will you get on my level, OP?
>>17358119
no lie I got a 20" cock
>>17358119
Fellow 22 meter peter here i know that feel
Sent from my iPad
let her know if she doesnt like it you will stop right away. and also use lube so that she feels even more comfortable with it. be considerate of her feelings.
You made this bait thread yesterday.
>>17362656
its the same thread from yesterday
>plans on talking about his dick size with a girl
>even after the girl said that size doesn't matter to her
>writing nonsenses about women orgasms with absolutely no idea what he's talking about
you've got to be joking lmao
>>17358119
You sound like a virgin.
