>>17350171
maybe if you'd read the fucking book you'd know that putting yourself in a disadvantageous situation for someone else's benefit is about as "unsatanic" as it gets
you're going to let some shitty website tell you how you're allowed to read? are you sure you're cut out for the philosophy behind this book and aren't just doing it to be edgy to your parents?

>>17350171
they're just saying electronic copies are no good so you'll have to buy a book, moron.

They're saying you're aa guillible idiot and you should give them money, moron.

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see, And don't pay in time or money to listen.

My advice > any religion. Have fun.

>electronic copies of the Satanic Bible are all bootleg and using them is unSatanic.
I call bullshit, they just want to make money out of you.

Other than that you've already answered your own question, there's only one solution: buy the book and hide it somewhere your parents can't find it. Or stab them to death, eat their hearts, chop them into pieces and hide their bodies in the freezer.

>>17350171
>I just read an article on churchofsatan.com about how electronic copies of the Satanic Bible are all bootleg and using them is unSatanic.
LaVeyan Satanism is a troll religion. Not in the sense that only trolls practice it (though some certainly do), but in that the practice and archetype of trolling is highly respected. The article you read, in fact, was almost certainly a troll post in and of itself.

>>17350171
>I'm a young person living at home
That's a subtle way of saying you're 16

Don't worry, you'll grow out it. In the meantime, enjoy rubbing urine on yourself

>>17350171
you don't have to be an edgy satanist to be a hedonistic degenerate.

t. atheist, regular black metal listener