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Learn japanese.
Don't settle
>>17349795
>>17349799
Also check the catalog fucking faggot
learn discipline ffs
you'll get challenges you won't be able to overcome excellently just with raw talent
also don't trust your tow male bffs
>>17349795
You can.
Get /fit/
All's good
"use accutane"
My acne was so bad and I should have used the nuclear option to treat it sooner.
fuck bitches.
get money.
git gud.
(I still haven't done any of these)
you're afraid and an idiot in many ways.
you're arrogant, the world doesn't owe you anything
your sense of trust in people is commendable but naive
you rely too much on others for comfort instead of yourself. people come and go
stop putting yourself down.
Fuck her
Hesitate less
"don't take her back."
Give up
>>17349795
Buy bitcoins
No cornrows
Listen to A.
(to doesn't count and does not exist in my first language)
Stop procrastinating going to the therapist things are just going to get worse and worse until you fucking do it
Don't hook up with Lucia, I know she's your type and you like her a lot and shit but she doesn't and you know what's worse? she isn't going to say no, she's going to play around with you and then she's going to leave you and you're going to act surprised when you knew well that she was trouble from the get go, faggot
Drop her.
Regardless of which one, they're all valid candidates.
>>17349795
Smoke weed
no tattoos
Leicester 2016.
Lol fag
LeBron will win one for da land in 2016.
Keep going
don't date scarlet she's a bitch
Kill yourself
>>17349795
Future Sucks!
DO NOT START PINNING PEPS UNTIL YOU KNOW HOW TO SWALLOW PROPERLY!!!! YOU IDIOT, YOUR METHODS WILL NOT WORK.
Sorry but It's just that I've been stuck with a vicious disease for nearly a year because of your stupidity.
GO BACK AND REVIEW THE PROPER SWALLOWING TECHNIQUE, IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS YOU WILL ALWAYS FAIL.
In my timeline you fucked everything up, it could have gone so well if you hadn't been lazy and stupid. just review the simple instructions OR ELSE you will nearly ruin your life for the next year and beyond. You idiot, I learned a valuable lesson. Patience.
>>17349795
Sadness awaits.
>>17349795
You'll succeed.
To young self,
Don't go to law school. Wait for Pepe to guide you.
Love,
Alcoholic self
Buy bitcoins.
It never gets better
>using more than two words
Row row fite da powa
Mom's right
be nice to your siblings
ask your teachers for help
ask about getting help with add
focus in school
volunteer and find a job
don't be afraid get your fucking license-it's okay if you're afraid...
make friends, unless you don't want to?
save up money
go to cc, vocational training or uni don't give up ask for a lot of help
don't watch a lot of tv or don't
walk a lot, don't go into any sports in school...
learn about computers more...
Don't date him he will just rip your heart out
>>17349795
Eat healthy
It'll be fine, it's not your fault.
Smile a little more, will you?
Kill yourself now if you don't want to go through the bullshit I'm going through now.
boycott starwars
Don't let her be your first kiss... She's a self centered witch
BITCOIN $900
If I could talk to my younger self now I'd say,
"Don't take nothin' for granted, kid
You haven't seen just how bad things can get
And you never know what'cha got 'till it' gone
Ryan sucks.
Your friends are not who you think they are. S is the only one who is.
>>17349795
be normal-er
>>17351561
This.
Dress crazy
Keep Job
get job
>>17349795
Medication wasnt the way to go, use a fucking noose
Flux capacitor
>Don't take advice you didn't ask for. Ever.
>Don't doubt yourself.
>>17352370
but you didnt ask for your future selfs advice...
>>17349795
"Fuck you"
Get fit
ayy lmao
Don't drink
>>17349795
Don't take all those acid and shrooms at once
Kill yourself
>>17349795
no games
>inb4 still would get addicted as fuck and wouldnt listen coz its the younger self
Push yourself.
>>17349795
Dear Self,
>>17349795
I'd either go with "You dumbass" or "Stop moping".
Please clap.
>>17349795
Save money
>>17349795
Ignore Blythe
If I had more words I'd write a fucking paragraph of instructions of what to do to reach the happy point where I am faster, although then again maybe if I was given that paragraph my life would be different in a bad way, less happy then I am now
>>17349795
use condom
change sex
No Drugs
Don't get hung up on relationships that end
Don't doxx yourself on 4Chan
Don't take yourself too seriously
Don't chimp out at people who want you to do exactly that
Family are invaluable and will always support you
Working in finance is not worth the coke addiction
Finish university you God damned faggot
Buy expensive everyday clothes and not formal wear
When bleaching your hair use a toner
Buy an Anastasia brow kit, don't fuck with cheap brow products
Wear sun cream
You can't be healthy eating junk food, no excuses eat your ducking vegetables
Don't pretend health problems aren't there, make bi-annual health checkups
Don't borrow money from friends
Don't forget to keep the kitchen clean every day, it makes such a big difference
Don't think you can cheat at life, work hard and be responsible for yourself.
Eat well, exercise, cook all your own meals, do laundry with a detergent that smells so good you want to do your laundry and treat other human beings not with respect (respect is earned ) but with dignity- that's how you see the best in everyone.
get on hrt immediately.
escape family
>>17349795
Choose Nina
Start learning how to play piano because you will enjoy it
Don't buy that acoustic guitar
Learn how to sight read
Go to the gym
Learn French and Engrish
Watch Berserk
Talk with her
Get started
>*month * *lottonumber *
Carpe diem
She's trouble
>>17349795
Ignore Masha
My life would have been a lot easier had I done it.
That said, I would have no way of knowing who sent the note.
make friends
>>17352923
>do laundry with a detergent that smells so good you want to do your laundry
Just curious. What do you use? I find all detergent and fabric softener scents execrable. I use unscented.
>>17349795
fuck you
Gain confidence
>>17351561
The feels
>>17349795
work out
>>17349795
Keep her.
>>17349795
Learn to count
More friends.
>>17349795
Get buff
>>17349795
end it now
Women bad.
Avoid r/a/dio.
>>17351619
Boy do I regret not buying buttcoins back in what, 2010? 2011? At some point around there they were worth next to nothing. That's what I get for procrastinating.
He's lying.
>>17349795
First I'd tell your younger self not to make threads without asking for advice.
Second, I'd tell myself to maybe to cs or physics. Actually nah, maybe just a minor in physics with a major in Astronomy. I'm basic af.
Warn mom.
mechanical engineer
her sister
No acid
Dump her.
"an hero"
The day will come when you must leave it all behind and never look back, family and those you knew growing up - you will do great things and learn to finish what you start. You will fail and go through alot of pain, but that's part of learning.
>>17349795
Please die
Money is the only thing that matters kid.
drink bleach
>>17349795
Love F.
Get therapy.
>>17349795
Don't start smoking cigarettes you faggot.
Don't smoke so much weed.
Stop being a lazy piece of shit.
Also, therapy wouldn't hurt but when I was younger everything seemed okay.
>>17349858
This
Tell her
No words.
I would just beat myself to a dripping bloody pulp until I couldn't physically stand up, smash my computer in front of him and then leave,
fuck you
Be bold.
>>17350220
Kekd
Don't do heroin
Just don't
Kill yourself
>>17349795
Just try
be normie
Beg girls to give you buttfuckings!
All of them!
Buy them the strsp-on and hand it to them
BEE YOURSELF
Keep going
Try harder
fucking talk to her you faggot insecure piece of shit, if you don't you'll regret it later
Try weed earlier and drop it after, build some character.
Don't start doing shit last minute in the last 2 years of college.
Don't be afraid to get rejected, don't be afraid to initiate things.
Fucking talk sometimes to strangers even when not spoken to.
Last 2 are most important:
1. Work out and eat nigga
2. Get over your fear of water and dentists
join army
>>17351581
that's a little more than 2 words
>>17356330
this
Stop masturbating
You're a loser and you should stop living in your fantasy world.
You're the cringiest person I've ever known.
Get help
> get out of the internet
> she loves you but want to see the same from you
>>17349795
Dump him
>>17350201
this x10
study programming
Chin up
wait a year before going to college. Follow yer dreams
school important
Eat healthy.
Invest Google
>>17349795
pursue her
Heyheyhey, smokeweedeveryday.
stop masturbating
Be Wellington.
Don't tell anyone about it
No one
It will fill you with regret
Don't be selfish and tell him
For the love of God
It was an accident
Forget about it
Please
no weed
arrogant fuck
>>17349795
buy bitcoins
Stop playing games and fucking kick their asses already.
2008 sucks
>>17349795
Ok buddy, look,
Don't treat her too nice, she'll walk all over you and she'll lose all respect for you
If you already did, keep your cool and try to make her start respecting you
She'll blackmail you and say she'll leave you, keep your cool, don't cry like a little bitch, don't beg, and don't let her see you suffer
If shit hits the fan regardless, she will start acting distant and really lose all respect for you; at this point she is talking to him again, if you don't do something she'll send him a letter and a necklace, thats when it goes downhill.
If she already did, you won't know until later but if she did it, you'll know.
If it all went south after all of that, just keep calm, don't yell even though she treats you like a rag. At this point she'll use you for attention and she'll keep you around because she's scared of being lonely. You are a safety net, i'm sorry.
Whatever you do, don't call her a two faced bitch, even though she is one and even though she just asks for it, DON'T give her a piece of your mind, that starts everything.
If all fails, you'll soon know despair; you'll soon realize how important she was, even though she treated you like complete shit.
I just tried again, young-self. We got togheder for a while and she just walked out on us again. We almost got back togheder, but she doesn't want you regardless, even though you're the one who's gonna suffer the most. So, younger self, do us both a favor and cherish her. I know you gave her so many chances and she is such a shitty person, but SHE WILL give up on you after the first strike. I know you're happy now, but you won't be forever. Do us both a favor and prolong our happiness, please.
Don't ever fucking give up on yourself even when the others did! I promise you, the mess and troubles you made will be cleaned up and you'll learn how to live again.
Stay strong
BE SOCIAL
Quit music
I hate you. That'll never change.
Therapist. NOW!
Don't cheat
pussi is gud m8. git moar
>>17349795
Have Faith
don't meme yaself
Please never go on 4chan
Move on
kill youuursseld innstead of porolonging the paiiin faggoto :^)
Try harder
Keep her
pull out
>>17349795
Don't overeat.
Give Darian a kiss back.
Go into entomology.
>>17349795
don't try
Transition now
People who you thought were your friends will fuck you over. Esp if you start out at the top. Cilmbing back to the top is hard. And you don't know it till you have to make that bitch ass climb.
>>17349795
You should have kept a fuckbuddy relationship with her, she is a bitch and will break your heart later on.
Fuck Caitlin
stop caring
>>17349795
Just don't.
End it
>>17349795
KILL RENATA
Detach yourself
Be free
Be yourself....
Be badass
"kys f a m, tbqh."
Eat something
Kill yourself.
