I want to make everyone who loves me hate my guts so i can kill myself w/ relatively good conscious.
My BF especially will be devastated. How can i get someone head over heals in love w/ me to hate me?
What do?
Become a carpenter.
>>17341708
why a carpenter? Why will everyone hate me for that?
>>17341711
Just do it, you will get the results you want.
>>17341722
1. i hate that line of work
2. i suck ass at that line of work
3. no tools
4. no
what else is there?
>>17341708
this
become a carpenter
trust us
>>17341729
Why? can you explain why?
Im not going on a whim to do this.
>>17341727
You have to be REAL sexy about it. Fellow carpenters are lumberjack 2.0 dress sexily and they'll pound you.
>>17341735
>Why? can you explain why?
it will nail down your problems
>>17341738
nah, im not attractive
fat white guy, kinda ugly
Also i doubt getting laid will help
>>17341739
is this a joke? You fuckers are being really cryptic.
>>17341706
>My BF especially will be devastated.
>fat white guy
homo-carpenter
>>17341746
Homo-Carpenter fat guy is the MOST sexiest person possible...I have a boner now
>>17341706
> go to /soc/
> post picture of pussy
> invite /soc/ over for a gangbang
> fuck as many guys who show up
> Have crazy, degrading sex with them
> Video tape it all
> Say shit like "This feels so much better than when my boyfriend's tiny dick is in me!" while doing it
> send recording to bf
No matter how much of a pussy your bf is or how much in love he is with you he'll hate you after that
>>17341757
>>17341762
wtf are you wo on about?
>>17341764
im a guy dude.
But maybe i could do this if i wasn't SO FUCKING UGLY
>>17341764
>> post picture of pussy
it's a dude
>>17341764
Plot twist: the boyfriend has a cuckold fetish
>>17341764
>Being this misinformed.
OP is obviously a sexy Homo fat guy school man. It is foretold
>>17341770
plot twist: the boyfriend is the carpenter
>>17341774
A carpenter with a cuckold fetish
>>17341774
>>17341706
>the carpenter meme
welp guess i can try again later.
>>17341767
> I'm a guy
It doesn't matter, /soc/ is full of horny degenerates
Exchange "pussy" with "asshole" in original post
It literally does not matter how ugly you are. Just promise to do anything they want. They will fuck any warm hole
You could kill yourself, that tends to breed resentment pretty quickly.
You can't intentionally make other people hate you. Even if you do terrible things to them, some part of their mind still readily sees through you to the core.
A truly hateable person does shitty things because they're a shitty person. Not because they're trying to be shitty relative to another person's needs or perception. They're just obnoxious gutter trash and the means for that are woven throughout their entire broken being.
>>17341706
Cuck him.
I volunteer to help you through this.
>>17341844
wait, OP is a dude?
I said nothing.
Kill yourself fucking faggot.
I really don't see how getting him to hate you is going to clear your conscience. He's just going to feel worse once you're dead.
