My girlfriend says my cum tastes and smells weird. How do I make it not taste and smell weird?
lots of fruits, cut the salt and meat
>>17341493
Lots and lots more fruit, like pineapple every day.
Also smoking and drinking makes it taste worse.
>>17341493
Oh also, have you had previous sexual partners and been tested recently?
Cum is supposed to taste and smell weird. It's not a fucking Turkey dinner.
Cum is like a turkey dinner its supposed to be a feast for the senses.
>>17341511
It tastes really sweet and good if the guy is very healthy and eats a ton of fruits
>>17341493
Oranges. Eat more oranges.
>>17341493
Stop eating beef, dairy, and eggs, stop drinking alcohol.
>>17341493
who's cum is she comparing yours too? perhaps theirs is weird and yours is normal
>>17341511
No the fuck it's not
Not if you want someone to swallow or blow you
Dude... Its semen. No matter what you do, it can't really change taste
>>17341493
I hear drinking pinnacle helps
>>17341665
Pineapple.
>>17341626
Yeah it fucking is, it's jizz. Girls tolerate the taste for their boyfriend but by no means is it a tasty treat. Jizz is gross, plain and simple.
>>17341685
My guy's tastes delicious honestly. I guess I got really lucky.
>>17341493
>How do I make it not taste and smell weird?
Become a carpenter.
>>17341723
yeah you did ;)
>>17341642
HOW WRONG YOU ARE
Semen can change texture, fluidity, thickness, color and even taste based on diet, health, temperature and many other factors.
You don't because it's semen.
>>17341493
My husband and I went vegan (for health, not the animals) as an experiment and now his semen tastes amazing. I couldn't exactly tell you why, but meat and dairy tends to make it taste bitter or "off."
>>17342152
>for health, not the animals
because FUCK the animals right?
>>17342176
Yeah. Animals are gay.
>>17342176
Having empathy for an animal is retarded
>>17341723
My fiancee tells me mine tastes sweet, but I don't know if she is just stroking my ego or not.
