Last night I got blackout drunk, and at one point decided to drunk dial a girl while crying to profess my love for her, but I fat-fingered and was actually calling one of my friends voicemails. I haven't heard back from him since.
How the fuck do I mitigate this? I know the guy left for a festival today so chances are he's either already forgotten, or he's saved it and shown everybody.
I have no clue what I said, but there was definite sobbing and "I love you" so there's very little room for explanation. I'm hoping this just never gets brought up again, but what the fuck do I do if it does?
>>17338017
Just laugh it off. Don't let him know you're embarassed. Just text him
>Shit bro I got so fucked up last night and drunk dialed half the people in my phone. Sorry about that, I probably said some really stupid shit.
>>17338021
that's the current plan. not gonna text but i'll see him at a party next week probably so i'll act like nothing happened and if he does bring it up i'll say i was trying to call my mom or something lmao
i think what im most anxious about are the hypothetical situations in which
1) he thinks i was professing my love for him
2) this story is making the rounds in his friendship group and im just going to get roasted to death at this next party
>>17338033
Yea this seems like a smart plan.
But..
You could also dropkick him in the the fucking face, steal his phone, smash that piece of shit, shout in his face like a fucking berserker, then walk away with your redeemed alphaness.
It's the only way to get your alphaness back dude.
>>17338063
>this story is making the rounds in his friendship group and im just going to get roasted to death at this next party
oh come on, if this happens you deserve it
just try to laugh it off
I would kill to have this be the worst thing i did black out drunk.
>>17338068
Look outside, I know that you'll recognize,
it's summertime~
>>17338313
I like you
>>17338335
Still like 2 months of this left.
>>17338017
If it makes you feel any better, i got drunk and passed out behind the building in the middle of a work-shift when a 10/10 girl was also working. The fact that made it so bad was, i had both underestimated the alcohol content since i didn't know it exactly, and i had eaten almost nothing that day and underestimated that as well.
What was suppose to be a light buzz to get me through the day, ended up being me looking like a little bitch in front of everyone.
I one time called my long term girlfriend's mom while blackout drunk and asked to marry her daughter.
Don't fucking cry to me
