>pizza boy
>deliver to this rich looking mansion
>hot 40 yo answers door in a dressing gound, half her breasts showing
>asks me how my night has been "good thanks how about yours?" "not too bad, could be better"
>starts licking her lips and giving me puppy dog eyes
>husband rock up to the door and gives me a smile "hey anon, what do you think of my wife"
>"she's a 11/10"
>looks at me like a weirdo and slams the door in my face
wtf is this shit? what kind of bullshit? did he expect me to further say "hey let me have a go bro, you dont mind do you?!"
Well, could be better, indeed.
pic related.
what am i missing in this scenario?
>>17329497
Perhaps they just wanted to fool around with the naive delivery boy
>>17329497
he obviously wanted you to fuck her you beta!
>>17329497
are you serious or what? I do pizza delivery as a 2nd job and fucked heaps of bitches, gotten their numbers etc, i even had a bitch i could root in exchange for pizzas for about 6 months, AND IM MARRIED !
YOU BETA FAGGOT ! ! ! GTFO !
>>17329554
>>17329546
this, how much of an idiot can you be, why didnt you just whip your dick out ?
they came back out after that which was weird..
>they open door again since they didn't get the pizza and i was just standing there
>asks how much it was again
>the wife gets the money and starts to give it to me
>husband walks away now
>amount was 15.70
>husband walks away
>she hands me 12 dollars in notes and then starts counting the small change the has
>she ends up dropping some of the change on the ground as she's counting, and then her nightgown comes apart
>she ignores the change and just looks at me, the gown is wide open and can see pretty much
>i just stand there bewildered and she lets out a 'gasp' but doesn't cover anything
>she ends up getting down on the ground, with her dressing gown wide open and spreading her legs
>she gathers it up and then slowly looks up at me
>she says in a deep voice (like trying to be sexy i guess), "i need something from you"
>i've got a noticable boner and i notice that she's looking right at it
>i ask what she wants
>she replys back, "i need about tree fiddy"
they came back out after that which was weird..
>it was about this time i realised this wasn't no average 40yo milf, and was a 300 ft monster from the paleolithic era
>>17329606
OP here, are you trying to recreate the scenario or?
>>17329599
>>17329554
are you retarded?
>sexual assult
>>17329632
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bkpkCQu2Q
If this is true, they probably are either
A) A cuckold couple. He possibly wanted to live out a fantasy of having the delivery guy fuck his wife.
or
B) They just enjoy teasing/denying others which is most likely
Then again "11/10" is a fucking amateur response. Just say she is very attractive, or complement her by saying she has gorgeous eyes or a beautiful figure or something.
>>17330094
>or something
Do not listen to this beta OP, you should have just started flirting with her (harmlessly) and you would of fkd that brawd !
>>17329497
Every delivery boy's fantasy and total bait.
>>17330247
>if he says words that leave things to the imagination he's a beta!
Do you realize how retarded you are?
>>17329497
>husband rock up to the door
Is her husband Geodude?
>>17329554
never happened
