How do I convince my gf to let me put food in her vag?
>>17329010
that's not safe for her vagoo
Please guys it's my biggest fetish
>>17329021
How bad can it be for her vagoo
It's not like it's poo
>>17329030
All I want to do is stick a hot dog or two
Up her tuna canoe
>>17329010
>will Give her a yeast infection
>will give her a uti
>>17329042
Fuck
Died
Sides
Gone
>>17329030
vag is pretty sensitive to slight changes. sticking fucking meat inside of her is going to fugg her shit up
>>17329049
Yeast infection UTI
all I wanna do is stuff her pie
>>17329063
You should work on your scansion, but you're still giving me some giggles. Please continue.
Maybe go easy on her at first. Start with a summer sausage and move up from there.
>>17329093
This is a serious issue
But I'm not surprised it would miss you
Give me some advice on how to penetrate
My girlfriend with the sausage I said I ate
>>17329118
Starting small is something I acknowledge
But soon I am off to college
There's no time to waste
I must stuff her full post haste
A+ Writing at least
>>17329144
Thanks, aight niggas I'm done
>>17329010
carrots yes, hot soup no
it's unhealthy. she might get an infection. do you want her vagoo to smell like rotten fish? yeah, thought so.
>>17329311
>carrots
I now want to try this
>>17329030
ph balance
You're gonna give her a yeast infection
>>17329330
i tried that. and cucumbers. didn't get an infection. but i washed them very well first and used lube. if you use food inside the vag, you have to be very "sanitary" and carefull.
>>17329343
>lube
That would ruin it, because I'd want to eat it after.
>>17329345
then wash it again after. this is important so she doesn't get any micro-tears in her vaginal tissues. it would accelerate bacteria growth. also, make sure the vegetable is intact. no cutting stuff away or so. choose really fresh and good looking veggies.
if you don't want to use lube because you don't want to wash it after becasue you want to "taste her" on it, then make sure she is FUCKING wet before you insert anything. try it when she's at peak fertility (about 2 weeks after her last period STARTED). her vaginal discharge should be clear and spinnable. see pic.
then get her really worked up. i hope you know how to do that...
>>17329125
I'm out.
