>>17325344
What pain relief did they give you so far?

>>17325359
I honestly can't remember it's nothing to strong. I'm not drowsy or anything

>>17325374
That's cool I guess, probably better to not be as much pain in the first place that be in agony then get fixed.

I can't remember what it was they gave me when my appendix burst, but my wife reckons I went from a whimpering mess to trying to get the paramadic to sell me his watch over the course of about 10 minuites.

>>17325401
Haha mine has not popped yet, but I was in the cradle position wondering why I couldn't shit out whatever was in my stomach before I knew what it was.

How long were you out of commission after your surgery?

OP, tell me a bedtime story

>>17325428
There once was a boy who wanted a story
a lame tale one that you could call boring.
So OP tried to deliver
But he kept feeling pain in his liver
Regardless he went on
To tell a story about a man named Bron
Bron was a man of wit
His smooth words get him lots of clips
One day he met a girl named Jill
She gave Bron quite a thrill
Until he woke up
And seemed to be out of luck
Cause he got aids.
The End

>>17325453
I love you mom