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>Tfw bf has penis that can fit in, but is too big to be comfortable.
>Tfw every guy I've ever met who has a proper sized small useful penis is into femdom and humiliation over it for some reason.
>Tfw I can never find a guy with both a small penis and an aggressive attitude.

Where the fuck are they? They have to exist, right?
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Yeah.
We're typically pedophiles, though.
I hope you're alright with wearing elegant lolita dresses and calling men "daddy".
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>>17322382
How small are we talking?
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Try /soc/.
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>>17322420
to me, the ideal would be like 4.5" long, 3.75" circumference.
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>>17322437
holy shit that's small
Sorry anon
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>>17322437
That's interesting, would definitely give some small dick dudes hope.

Are you a small girl? Height/weight/race prefered
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>>17322459
Only half an inch below real world average when we remove blacks and porn stars.
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>>17322483
I'm tall, but very thin. 5'11, 130 lbs, Caucasian.
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>>17322382
5.5, 6 on good days, uncut
If average is your thing

I am aggressive in the sense I will always equal her intensity. Going beyond may hurt her so I avoid that.

>>17322506
My babe is 140 5'6.

Just be patient, dicks come and go, you'll find the perfect one if you wait.
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>>17322506
And it's still that painful? I'm 5'3 and weigh 110 but my bf has about 8" dick and it sucks to be sore after sex and having to use lube always. And by sore I mean my pussy hurts and can't have sex for days. I think small dicks are the best, even average is kinda meh. With small dick it's all about pleasure, no pain.
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>>17322535
And to add, I wouldn't leave my bf because his dick is too big, we just do our thing differently, I enjoy giving blowjobs and we do a lot of that. But sometimes I do miss one ex who's dick was the size of my two fingers..
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>>17322535
Yes, although I would add that my current be is quite thick, and has a low radial symmetry, which makes things worse. It hurts to take it in, even in the mouth for too long.

Similarly, I'm not about to leave him over it, but it's not great in bed.
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Have tried dating an asian guy?
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>>17322382

Have you tried to teach your bf how to treat you?
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>>17322600

Nvm I read the OP wrong
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>>17322599
But what if they have the next Eliot Rodgers?
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>dat assumptions

cock size has nothing to do with sexual preferences, OP. my bf' cock is 8 inches long and has a circumference of 6 inches. he's heavily into femdom, pegging and being submissive in general. funny thing is, i had to tickle that out of him first. i guess if you have a cock like that, you are "expected" to be agressive and possible vice versa. just find a guy with a comfy benis and then guide him towards being as assertive or submissive as you want.
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>>17322611
For some reason, half-Asians where the Asian side comes from the father are generally well-adjusted. It's the ones with Asian moms that are batshit crazy.
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>>17322635
not a girl. No girl knows the exact measurements of anything except their dress and bra size and certainly not a dick.
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>>17322651
lmao. i measured it myself
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>>17322658
Yeah it's fun to measure it since some guys lie and say their dick is bigger than it actually is.
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>>17322666
i was messing around with his dick one day and asked him how big he is. he said he doesn't know exactly (yeah sure) so i told him we're going to find out now.
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>>17322682
I've noticed that some guys with actually big dicks don't really know the size, guess they never have to worry about it being too small so they don't care to measure but some guys with average dicks are all about measuring it and tend to add an inch or two there some how.
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>>17322690
accurate af
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>>17322406
lmAO true
This is my br
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>>17322499
The world average is pretty low because of all the asians I think.
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>>17322721
>believing the small asian dick jew

i bet you think every black guy has a big dick.

t. korean with an above average penis
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>>17322721
I've fucked an Asian guy with a bigger dick than me, I've also fucked an Asian guy with a smaller dick than me.

Both Chinese. Bigger was 6' tall, smaller was 5'11.

I'm 6.5 on a bad day, 7.5 on a good day.
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>>17322690
>I've noticed that some guys with actually big dicks don't really know the size, guess they never have to worry about it being too small so they don't care to measure
Pretty much is, though it's more about security than size. You also see it in average or even smaller guys who have taken the time to actually get good in bed.

>but some guys with average dicks are all about measuring it and tend to add an inch or two there some how.
Yep. These are the ones on the borderline: not sure if they can get by in bed on size alone, but unwilling to actually git gud, so they wind up all insecure and shit.
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>>17322721
the penis chart was made by some racist dude. Too bad it got the job done.
t. asian with an avg schlong
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>>17322545
>>17322590
And yet you've chosen the guys with the larger penises even though you claim you prefer smaller. Think about that. Who are you trying to deceive?
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>>17322506
>5'11
>tall
Screenshotting this
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>>17323823
>>17323823


Yes, and I articulated why in the OP. You did read the OP, didn't you?
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>>17323823
Oh wow, girls should pick their boyfriend by penis size? That sounds like a smart decision :)
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>>17325037
Feel bad for my GF, she's 5'0, I'm 6'5 and with an 8" cock.

To be fair she takes it better than anyone else I've been with, vaginas are scary yo.
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>>17322535
It seems like every girl on here has a bf with a supposedly 8" long dick
The meme is real
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>>17325520
Case in point
>>17322535
>>17322635
>>17325150
An actual 8+" cock is what they label the 10" meme cocks in porn. I guarantee 99% of you/your bfs are 7" at most. I'll just link this with japanese porn censor meme because my dick mutilation looks really ugly in this pic kek. But this is correctly measured at about 6.3" and women are notoriously bad at judging size, not to say men are much better. I get guesses of well above 7" most of the time and oftentimes 8"+.
Maybe all you guys have/are dating guys in the top 1% of dick size, but I really doubt it.
https://u.pomf.is/ofpnyb.png
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>>17325525
It's hard to judge from a pic but as we said, we have measured the dicks ourselves. So we do know. And they truly are 8". Other ex had 5,1" dick. I measured that too.
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>>17323838
>>17322506

When will they learn
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>>17325150
How did a fat fuck like you manage to get such a small gf?
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>>17322737

>being that insecure
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>>17323838
TALL FOR A FEMALE
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>>17322382

Try /fit/. They are obsessed with their normal penis size being too small. You could really cheer them up.
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I got small/average, im white though, but im fit and can have an aggressive attitude.

6.5"x5" im not into femdom or humiliation.
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>>17328096
How the fuck is that small/avg. Lol at ppl with above average stats staying they're below avg to fish for complements
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>>17329218
im white, lol we got small dicks bro.
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