How do I get a MILF fuckbuddy? I'm borderline autistic, so make the steps as clear as possible.
>>17316906
The fact that you think there are actual steps like a cheat code, shows how autistic and out of touch with reality you are.
This is beyond your understanding.
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>>17316919
this
There are actually cheat codes, but you have to have pretty good social skills already to get access to them. Last I checked you had to have fucked 20 girls minimum. >>17316919 is probably just trying to keep up the charade.
I'm not supposed to tell you this but I'm getting married on Sunday so soon it's all going to be irrelevant for me anyway.
Tinder, I've ran into this chick and just asked for her number after talking.
Work on your looks as well such as lifting. And all that, better clothes etc. you can run into chicks like these.
>>17316906
You don't. You're an autist, and you've watched too much porn. You assume that if you find a hot milf, that she'll be fine with just having sex because you're young.
In real life, a single milf is looking for a second husband who can provide for her and her kids from the first marriage, who probably live with her. You can't provide that.
Single milfs aren't looking for a young man for a fuck buddy, unless they are already independently wealthy and don't need another mate. Thus, you're looking for a rich milf. Good luck with that.
Work on yourself, make yourself interesting and successful or at least ambitious, and you'll find a woman who is closer to your age and stage of develeopment.
And lay off the porn.
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>>17317273
I'm looking for a RICH MILF who will SUCK MY COCK EVERY DAY and KEEP ME LIKE A HOUSE PET
>>17317273
>In real life, a single milf is looking for a second husband who can provide for her and her kids from the first marriage, who probably live with her. You can't provide that.
So wrong it hurts. I'm 22 and the majority of girls I've had sex with were 35+ and already had kids. Probably about 13 of them total.
None of them were looking for a second husband.
>>17317152
>drinking a soda
>disgusting
Fucking fat people I swear...
