move to the outback

I'm assuming you live an apartment?

Once you 'break her in' she (probably) won't have any issue fucking in the bedroom. Until then you might want to find a better place in the apartment to shag, one that isn't immediately beside where someone else might be sleeping.

>>17316535
>she's worried that the noise will annoy the neighbors

And you actually believe this?
Sorry pal, she just doesn't want to have sex with you.

>>17316535

give her a ballgag.

How do you marry someone without realizing this is a problem?

>>17316535
Are you fucking serious?

Start by fucking her during the evening or afternoon. There will most likely be no one there to even overhear. If they do, they're not going to be calling the cops...

Just don't do that loud 3am banging, because yes, that shit is fucking annoying.

>>17316535
Two possibilities:

1) Your wife is telling the truth about her reasoning, which means that her anxiety has reached the point of being crippling to her personal life and she needs to get herself to therapy.

2) Your wife just doesn't want to have sex, and thinks that "Sorry hon I have a headache" is too old-hat.

>>17316535
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>17316535
you dun goof'd anon
either take the pussy or get a new woman

>>17316846

Well, it's probably option 1.

She is diagnosed with Bipolar and takes mood stabilizers.

>>17317188
Then the anon you replied to is correct. You don't have a wife anymore, you have a mentally ill spouse.