So i recently got assigned to guard duty.
Im going to stand watch for about 7 hours. No lunch and no sitting or playing on my phone.
What can i do to pass the time? What should i think about?
Where you went wrong in life.
Be glad you're not an SS soldier in the Ardennes?
>>17308085
>>17308054
Gee thanks. Totally going to help me when im bored af saluting officers all day.
>>17308053
read. write poetry in your head.
>>17308053
There are lots of great options! Start learning a new language, and go over the vocabulary and conjugations in your head, for example. Memorize pi to three hundred decimal places. Learn to roll a coin over your knuckles like a badass gambler. This is an opportunity to practise something purely mental or purely manual while you're getting paid!
>>17308097
Okay, meditate.
>>17308101
>>17308098
Hey that actually sounds pretty good! I'll probably pick up learning French again.
Thanks!
>>17308104
Ill keep this in mind also
>>17308053
>What should i think about
Maybe think about guarding shit every once in a while.
>>17308138
Oh no. Like ISIS is totally going to come over and blow my command to bits in this hell hole in the middle of nowhere...yeah right.
honestly sounds like the worst job ever. to make up for it id be the best guard ever
Suck shit cunt.
We all get Duty.
Remember, no friends on Duty!
>>17308162
Rodger that.
>>17308162
>>17308168
hahahahaha, you should spend your time thinking about how those of us in special operations units never get assigned that bullshit
i think i'm going to use some of this free time that i have driving in and out of each gate on post, asking the guards if they're having a fun day
>>17308053
Chew gum, sunflower seeds, or tobacco. Or smoke cigarettes.
>>17308181
Laugh it up, i could have gone to coronado if i wanted to.
Fucking color blindness
>>17308151
Sure has been a while since we heard from OP...
>>17308181
>ITT: Things that never happened
