I hate women.
How do I make friends with guys?
>>17306259
You are a woman, i presume?
>>17306284
Correct.
>>17306259
Why do you hate them?
>>17306311
Because she feels threatened. She wants attention from guys. But she will probably say "cause drama".
>>17306259
You can add me on Skype if you have at least passable tastes in anime
>>17306296
Just be cool.
Don't force subjects men are stereotyped with like sex and beer.
Find something you like that has a predominantly male audience.
Don't have those annoying pet peeves women have like wanting to kill every insect or saying everything is gross.
Be chill.
>>17306326
Both. Actually. Won't lie.
>>17306343
You're one of those retards that doesn't know how to use punctuation correctly
Typical. Retards. Don't know. That. This. Isn't. How. Sentences. Are. Formed.
It makes me want to break all your fingers with a meat tenderizer
>>17306367
That's great advice you got there. Anon.
>>17306374
I think learning how to form sentences in a coherent manner is more valuable to your life than talking to random faggots who only want your company because they want that frothy diseased cleaver wound between your legs
>>17306381
Ok.
>>17306384
>>17306391
Tripfags like you ruin the board. I mean I know the kind of people coming to and giving advice on 4chan are fucked, but your posts are always cynical, angry, unhelpful and put others down for often menial things. If it were just another anon it would be different, but it's like you think your brand of shittiness is so great that you have to identify yourself with a trip code. Why? Just be anon like everyone else.
>>17306259
If you're not the ugliest thing in existence, most guys will be your friends, but they will mostly only do it in hopes of getting laid. If you're fine with that, then it's ezmode, just talk to any guy you meet. If you want to go beyond that, it gets more complicated and you'll actually have to put effort into it and become competent at something. If people with similar interests can recognize that you're not only in the hobby for the sake of getting attention, but have actual insight, they will actually consider you something more than a hole to put a dick in.
>>17306412
Shut the fuck up normalfag and know your place
>>17306417
Thanks, m8.
>>17306341
>just be cool
>be chill
Pretty much this
>>17306341
Can't believe I missed this post >>17306440 Guess I was just too distracted by the faggot in the thread. Best advice so far. Thanks, guys.
>>17306445
DUDE BE COOL BE CHILL BRA
Have fun getting raped
>>17306453
Go back to the Youtube comments section mouthbreather
>>17306460
Just ignore and filter, Anon. Don't waste your time.
>>17306338
The thirst is real
>>17306343
Then just dress nice, be kind and sensitive, and try to find a group that has some hobby you have at least some interest in. Be cool, and just react to things. You will be the center of attention, but mostly because they will want to dick you. If you want more than just attention and actually being valued, be good at something they deem as useful and interesting. If they can have a deep and meaningful talk with you about something that genuinely interests them and you can keep the conversation going, they will quickly forget about your tits. Men are bad at multitasking.
>>17306487
Thank you, anon.
>>17306501
Whatever, just don't be a hateful exploitive attentionwhore like the women you hate are.
Why do you want guy friends? For an emotional sponge?
>>17306470
kek so thirsty i told her to die
u got me newfam
>>17306532
You still want to get your dick wet. Just admit it you pathetic virgin
Offer to suck their cocks you fucking whore
>>17306453
Can you report fags like this
Isn't this breaking some kind of rule I mean they're adding nothing to the topic and just screaming "look at me look at me" incessantly
>>17306538
Woah. Lewd!
>>17306538
>>17306547
You can since it is a violation of global rule 3 and 6, but you'll get faster results if you just filter.
>>17306412
>Tripfags like you ruin the board.
Pegasus is the one Tripfag that makes this board better ever since Reality buggered off.
I hope his shitposting never ends.
>>17306614
Reality had actual useful advice. Pegashit is just an edgy faggot.
What do you expect from guy friends that you don't get from girls?
>>17306617
Pegasus has the added benefit of beating down stupid questions with even more stupid statements. He's the hero we deserve.
>>17306626
This would be positive I'd he had some insight of what's a stupid question, but he has proven he doesn't have.
>>17306632
Y'all love peggy sue and you know it
>>17306632
>I'd he had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY
See me after class
>>17306655
please be my boyfriend
>>17306655
Checked.
You can do better than be a grammar nazi
>>17306343
well just make sure they want to be your friend to. as in you both are mutually friend zoning each other (For real though) I mean it can happen but one way or another either he or she starts thinking about sex at some point or another. and if not then at the very least this "friend" is going to pass judgement on who you date or vice versa.
men and women were made to fuck. and it just becomes a problem. why are we not fucking? we get along so well....she's so cute, god he looks hot when he gets out the shower, god her tits are nice. It just starts and then there is no stopping it. someones feelings get hurt inevitably. But ill be your friend.
>>17306659
Your offer is gracious but hollow
>>17306662
The beauty of being free means I can do what I want bitch
A man chooses, slaves obey
>>17306678
But the choices a man makes define him in the end. So choose wisely
>>17306685
I define myself, nobody else has anything to do with it
>>17306697
That explains a lot
>>17306701
Why would you let other people define your existence?
I need a friend, let's be friends, anon.
>>17306738
Why would you stray from social norms and diminish your chances to ever get laid willingly?
>>17306614
Shut up Pegasus.
One tripfag is always one too many.
>>17306807
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be
>>17308561
Lol you're one of those "I'm so freeee I'm FREER than all you" fags
While you're locked into your computer patiently waiting for people to give attention to your messages
>>17308645
Don't you ever speak to Peggy that way ever again!
>>17308653
Log back into your trip code fagboy
>>17308645
I played Overwatch with my friends all night
sorry your life sucks bruv
>>17308664
>I wasted my life on a video game with other fucking nerds who don't go outside
K
