Dialed a hooker to my plavce for 2 hours
She said she'll be here in 30 minutes
Dubs decided
>>17286758
This isn't /b/ but play Mario cart and record the whole session (hidden cam), post the complete video on 4chin.
>>17286758
Best of luck anon! Have fun.
Eat her out until her third orgasm.
Get pegged for the two hours
Fuck her face.
>>17286758
Chop her in pieces and eat her inside out until she is an organism.
Cannibalism
Drink her pee
Slap her face with your dick.
>>17286758
Cum deep inside her but make sure the condom "slips off" mid coitus.
Ask her to read Bible passages off the Internet while you huddle naked in the corner muttering "naughty boy" to yourself over and over again.
have her step on your balls
>>17286833
WE HAVE A WINNER