I told my brother I'd be his best man at his wedding. But if I go through with that I have to wait another 305 days to kill myself. Should I even bother? Not like its going to matter after I die.
Don't leave him without a best man
Maybe you'll meet a hottie at the wedding, get laid, and stop being a mopey shit
Yeah but my ex gave me genital warts so I can't do that.
>>17284104
Sux2bu
>>17284104
Share the gift your ex gave you
>>17284115
I can't do that. I wouldn't have it in me.
plus wouldn't it be obvious?
Coward
>>17284135
pretty much
It doesnt matter, you wont feel a thing and none of this will exist anymore, you'll just be gone
>>17284077
Kill yourself at the wedding
>>17284159
going skydiving.
Denounce your sexuality and become a Buddhist monk. Dedicate your life to others.