How do I get a gf if I look like pic related?
>>17283151
summerfag.
>>17283151
Cut your hair so it doesn't look so weird. Make sure you build up some muscle. Many women don't mind extremely manly faces if you've got manly muscles and a voice to go with it. (My wife is one of these. She likes how I look OK even though I've got finer features. She'll point out some guy she thinks is hot and he'll be some CroMagnon looking dude).
Haircut/facial hair
>>17283170
He looks like this guy I know with a really ugly gf. I bet his wife/gf is average looking and just fucking him for the money.
>>17283176
>married to actress and supermodel who is more famous than him and probably makes more than he does
>>17283151
Become gay
>>17284109
She hasn't been in a movie in years, m8.
>>17284114
She has a main role in three movies for 2016 m8. Javier is in one.
>>17283151
Go on match and hot all of them up, like a clusterbomb of replies. Sort out the responses and go from there. Who the fuck cares about the 90% or whatever amount who didn't respond back - just focus on the few who did, and start the ball rolling there.
Talk to ALL of them equally - maybe you will have more than one in a good chat, and narrow it down - like your own personal bachelor episode - have fun with it, nothing to lose why not
>>17284109
please. this isn't 2004, penelope cruz hit the wall a long time ago. yes, hollywood woodwork turns out many half-passably competent actresses who happen to look good but have a shelf-life of 5 years. barely anyone even remembers this bitch's name.
>>17285076
Yet they remember Javier Bardem's name? No. She's more famous than her husband, period.
>>17284109
Literally who?
That looks like generic-hot-actress #234. Her husband will forever be immortalized for his performances.
>>17285076
>please. this isn't 2004
That might actually be when I jerked off to her last
Well, maybe around 2007-2008 actually
First, walk up to a woman.
Second, take out a quarter. Not just any quarter, one that has been traveling for 22 years. It's your lucky quarter.
Third, say to the woman "Call it".
Take it from there.
