aw man, I think I fucked up guys
you know that old myth about how gum takes 7 years to digest?
apparently that's actually sorta true, or more accurately it doesn't digest at all and usually just passes on through.
here's my problem, yesterday I ate 2 packs of gum and my guts hurt, there is a weird intestinal pressure Ive never felt before, I think I might have a bowel obstruction.
wat do
Drink coffee and contract your core area starting at your chest and move downwards to your waist which will create a moving pressure. Then you will quickly learn what is wrong or it shall be rectified.
Are you still farting?
>If no farts over two hours, go to the emergency room.
>>17276889
>If no farts over two hours, go to the emergency room
is that really what's considered a healthy frequency? seems excessive
>>17276868
>yesterday I ate 2 packs of gum
May I ask why?
>>17276910
Lack of gas passing indicates an obstruction.
>>17276911
it's all just candy to me, I really figured it would digest just like anything else.
I've always swallowed gum, just never this much at once before
>>17276934
Why the fuck didn't you just go and buy candy and eat it after the gum? How was it not uncomfortable to swallow like twenty pieces of flavored rubber? Why the fuck did you eat two entire packs anyway, do you commonly eat two packs of fucking candy in one sitting?
OK, sorry, none of that's relevant at this stage.
Uh, yeah, I'm inclined to think you'll be fine and that you'll probably be able to pass that amount of gum through your system naturally, but if your pain persists til tomorrow or you develop any other worrying symptoms at all, you should definitely get medical attention. And I want to be clear that I am not a doctor and not an expert in the subject of pooping out chewing gum, nor is, most likely, anybody else on /adv/ tonight. It usually takes more indigestible shit than would be in two packs of gum to cause an obstruction but I have no medical training and might not be considering all the factors here.
And seriously, man, don't do that again.
>>17276968
it was just so smooth and creamy, I couldn't help but swallow it all!
just slides right down..feels good man
>>17277023
>it was just so smooth and creamy, I couldn't help but swallow it all!
just slides right down..feels good man
Yeah we can tell you like creamy stuff going down your throat.
UPDATE!
I felt the pressure move lower, low enough that I thought I could poop it out
I can't get it out though, I feel it pushing and trying to get out but its like it glued my butthole shut.
this is a whole new problem we need to tackle now
do I want to eat a lot of fiber and sorta create a makeshift battering ram from the inside?
>>17276910
35 times per day IIRC. Nothing for 2 hours seems like a problem to me.
>it doesn't digest at all and usually just passes on through
That's also false. It doesn't take 7 years to digest but it also doesn't pass immediately through. It can take a week or two. Eating two packs of gums is not a problem. You should not worry about having an intestinal problem unless you experience serious symptoms like constipation or sharp pain. This is an imaginary problem and it will go away with your imagination.
Find a dissolvent for the gum and drink lots of it, can't fail
>>17278093
Ram that turd out son
>>17276868
I used to eat shit tonnes of gum in one go all the time as a kid and it would always just pass on through. Your problem might even be a coincidence.
>>17278093
This is now an adventure.
I demand results and pictures of your Frankenstein Gum Monster turd
Take some laxatives and post the turd.
>>17277023
>>17276934
what the fuck dude, just buy some fruit chews next time
I'd wait it out for a day, take a mild laxative and drink lots of warm water, see if anything happens by tomorrow afternoon, if not, then go to the hospital for a checkup to be safe
ok men, mission accomplished. I didn't take a picture because there was nothing interesting to see other than the ungodly amount of poop that just came out
I did a before and after on the scale, before 204.5, after 199.5
>>17278479
2,77 kg of piss and shit
Jesus fucking Christ. Congratulations anon, you are a father!
