Does anyone have tips with how to get laid? I haven't the slightest clue on how to start or what to say
>>17275726
Talking to grill is a good start.
Step 1: be female.
That's pretty much all you need.
Wear hammer pants and talk with a lisp.
Stop fapping
Your instincts will take care of the rest
>>17275763
No they won't.
>>17275822
Yes, they will
You will either get out of here and find yourself some pussy or cry tears of cum.
>>17275726
if you just want to get laid and nothing else, just hire a prostitute or go get drunk at a club
>>17275866
Top tier advice you got there desu senpai.
>>17275866
Not op, but honestly I dont see this working. For one, it could take months to find a girl and his nuts will explode. Two, not fapping isn't gonna magically make someone like him. He'll maybe get out more, but if he's a greasy blue balled schlub, then women will still avoid him.
>>17275810
>acting like this isn't a fact of life
only thing you might need to add is don't be a fat fuck but even today there are gross ass men who will slop that pig trough
>>17276194
An ugly nose girl is way less fuckable than a fat one. And this is a fact.
>>17276280
haha, no. its amazing to me that you would rather fuck a literal emodiment of sloth and gluttony than someone who gives a shit about their body appearance enough to go through the pain of getting a piercing or any other bodymod for that matter that isn't extremely appearance altering. what the fuck is attractive to you about a nose anyways?
>>17275810
he speaks the truth getting laid as a girl is like tutorial mode with cheat codes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wi81qEDo4
