ive been having a problem with getting sex from my girlfriend when I want it, and only when she wants it.
Last night she said were going to have sex in the morning. Upon waking up i got her all excited and ready for sex, then decided that i wanted to take a shower. I invited her, and we got washed up.
>she gets dressed
>lays on the couch like a lazy cunt
>i get her cereal cuz im taking the highground here
>suddenly shes not feeling well, and shes tired
>raised her voice at me for seemingly no reason
What would you do? Ever seen something like this happen before?
She is fucking someone else better start packing boy
>>17274713
shes not, i know for sure. I just dont think shes attracted to me anymore. i showed her too many weaknesses.
She's probably in search for a better man
op is probably a little bitch.
gl with ur shit relationship kek
I don't get sexually excited often, and when I do, it's usually in the morning.
My GF goes to bed sad that I don't have sex with her that night, but when I wake up with that morning wood, and her ass right there to grind against, we finally have sex.
I wish I could be more spontaneous for her, but I'm not that fortunate. Maybe she has problems getting excited too.
>>17274865
You don't want to have sex at night?
Your a faggot
gf is just a hideaway for OP
confirmed faggot
>>17274898
what does that even mean? If im gay, its only because females are stupid as fuck.
whats a hideaway?
>>17274780
What you need to do is play what seduction types call "the dread game," where you instill DREAD in her that you might leave her or go out and fuck other women. What I recommend is, tonight, look for some BDSM porn online, I mean rough shit, where the guy is just fucking dominating some poor girl. Find a couple of these videos, watch halfway through and then take a screenshot, that's Prt Scn on a Windows machine, CMD+SHIFT+4 on a Mac. Then load up the screenshots in your favorite image editor and replace the face of the male porn stars with your face and the faces of the female porn stars with your girlfriend's face, her sister's face, her best friend's face, you get the idea. Then print out hundreds of copies and leave them strewn around your apartment, taped to the fridge, under her pillow, and so on, so that when she comes home she's confronted with actual physical proof of how alpha you are.
You could additionally take a dick pic and photoshop a picture of the Milky Way Galaxy in the background so it looks like your dick is approx 100,000 light years long. She might laugh, but it's a nervous laugh. Stuff like this intimidates and excites women in equal measure.
>>17274926
>>17274692
just break up wit her, she obviously doesnt respect you
>>17274926
Are you literally 16?
>>17274926
What the fuck.
>>17274978
Firs day here huh?
>>17274926
fuck dude i cant even
>>17274692
Have you talked to HER about this yet? More specifically, have you said: "I dont like that we dont have enough sex, is somthing wrong? I ask because I like fucking you and I want to make sure sex isnt all about me."
In her mind maybe she feels like its a chore or a service she performs for you, the only way to fix the issue is to talk about it openly.
>>17274926
>so your dick is approx 100.000 light years long
This man is a visionary.
>>17274692
Set up the mood? Seems like a chore at this point.
>>17275612
the only chore is me working my ass off to fuck her to orgasm, while she sits there and does nothing. I told her to do her thing while i took a break, and she said no, i can keep going.
>>17275647
you want me to set the mood every day when shes got some sort of woman mood swing vagina disorder its impossible.
https://youtu.be/Abrn8aVQ76Q
>>17274926
>You could additionally take a dick pic and photoshop a picture of the Milky Way Galaxy in the background so it looks like your dick is approx 100,000 light years long.
Maximum kek achieved
I'm choking on tears of laughter here
>>17275612
>dem thighs
HNNNGGGGG
Wait, wait, hold on a second.
She said the two of you were going to have sex in the morning.
You woke up and got her warmed up for sex.
Then, you DIDN'T fuck her.
Instead, you decided to take a shower and invited her to join you.
Then, you DIDN'T fuck her in the shower.
Instead, the two of you finish washing up and then get out of the shower.
So, she's feeling bad because you got her all hot and bothered for sex and then DIDN'T fuck her, so she puts on some clothes and lays on the couch.
Then, you DIDN'T fuck her on the couch.
Instead, you got her a bowl of cereal, like this was all how the morning was supposed to go.
And you're here wondering why she's upset that you teased her and then cockblocked her, and are wondering why you didn't get the chance to fuck her when that's what she wanted you to do all along?
>>17276372
This, what.
>Last night she said were going to have sex in the morning. Upon waking up i got her all excited and ready for sex, then decided that i wanted to take a shower.
Seriously, why? I would be upset too. She wasn't feeling well because she wanted to have sex, was looking forward to having sex, and after you went through the effort of getting her turned on, you decided to NOT have sex. After which she doesn't want sex because now she's feeling bad about herself because you've just managed to make her feel undesirable and you have squandered your opportunity. Congratulations.
>We got washed up
What.
WHAT.
WWWHAAAAAT.
You got washed up?
You and your girlfriend were naked, taking a shower together, and you got washed up?
Holy...
I don't even...
What the...
What.
I mean, I don't even know what to expect. Were you wearing bathing suits or something? Was she in a bubble? What the actual fuck. I retract that, that just makes it more kinky.
What.
>>17276372
she does it to me all thge time
coming from a guy with a pretty frigid gf, take it where you can get it while you can. fuck her stanky and sweaty... shower after.
i mean i dont get it often and when i do i dont care how she looks, how hygienic she is (im always usually showered at some point) i dont question her mood is she's willing to have muh dick in her some way some how
Read "The Sex God Method" by Daniel Rose. Normally I don't go for this kind of self-help books, but this one made me realise one thing: what woman say they like, and what they actually like are two separate things.
One thing you have to accept about female sexual psychology: they all want a strong man to fuck them all the ways they have always fantasized about but would never dare to vocalize.
Summary: sex is something you get, not something you ask for. It will leave both you and here more satisfied.
>>17277423
If your relationship is about one-upping or getting back at each other, you need to end it.
>>17274692
>ive been having a problem with getting sex from my girlfriend when I want it, and only when she wants it.
That's called consent, anon, assuming you're happy to oblige whenever she wants it. It's not her fault if you've got a stronger libido than she does.
>>17274692
>then decided that i wanted to take a shower.
...So YOU decided "actually no let's not have sex."
>and we got washed up.
Just washed up, you didn't initiate anything?
>she gets dressed
You didn't say "hey wait what about that sex we were supposed to be having"?
>lays on the couch like a lazy cunt
Well apparently she's too repulsive to fuck even after a shower, she's probably busy re-evaluating her entire schedule to factor in what her shitty mood will do to her productivity.
>suddenly shes not feeling well, and shes tired
>raised her voice at me for seemingly no reason
Case in point.
>>17277423
What the fuck are you even saying? So the story in your OP is supposed to be your example of getting back at her? Because it sounds like it's your example of her denying you, with you just being completely fucking oblivious.
>>17277720
it very much isnt, but we do get competetive in a lot of things, in a healthy way. And we both learn by example, i think she just needed a push to learn the lesson.
We ended up having sex not too late into the afternoon, so i guess she got the idea that we dont only have sex when she wants to.
>>17277505
well, i love the stank, dont get me wrong. ill fuck her sideways balls deep in blood.
>>17277837
your comment sparked something in my brain. we used to fuck all the time, every day, no question. she got some implant birth control, and thats when she started being a total cunt to me for no reason. It didnt happen instantly, but its been getting worse over the past month or so. which is when most of our problems began. buuuut who knows for sure if its actually the implant and not just US,
>>17277845
i got touchy and stuff, yeah, we enjoy our showers. And i only asked her why shes getting dressed, i didnt want to push the "i want to have sex right now", though i was sprawled naked on the bed.
>>17277851
no, i gently denied her. to show her that we have sex, when we both want to, and when i want to, not just when she says its okay.
>>17275667
You didnt answer my question. Have you spoken to HER about this? Have you asked with a genuine interest in fixing the problem? If you want to just want to enjoy bitching and moaning you are in the right place, but if you want to actually enjoy fucking this girl she is the person you need to be talking to.
>>17275667
Yes, if YOU want sex YOU need to make it appealing.
>>17274926
Fucking lost it at the Milky Way
Well done
>>17274692
pms brUh
>>17278150
I've never heard a boyfriend call his SO a cunt so much because of his own autism. God, you sound insufferable.
>>17278268
You some kind of beta cuck?
>>17278150
>And i only asked her why shes getting dressed,
What did she say?
>i didnt want to push the "i want to have sex right now", though i was sprawled naked on the bed.
You know you don't have to say "sex me now, woman, I command it" to just have a conversation about sex, right?
>buuuut who knows for sure if its actually the implant and not just US,
You know for sure. Once you talk about it with her like an adult.
