How the fuck do you measure your dick correctly? Is bone pressed actually the correct way? Because it seems like ceating
Why do you need to know this information? You can't make it shorter, you can't make it longer. The girl doesn't ask for how big it is. Nobody asks for how big it is. Nobody gives a fuck.
>>17271387
Not OP, but I assume it's to compare it to the reported average size.
>>17271387
What kind of stupid unhelpful post is this? And no, you are wrong.
>>17271381
I would assume just go to the base of the dick and don't press in. That's how far you could get into a girl so that seems fair. If your ego really needs it after that you can go, "well if I pressed in it would be a little longer". In reality girls don't care as long as you're good with it or around average. I'm like 7x5.5 and no girl I've been with could tell. It's like if you're 5-7 you're average. It has to be huge or tiny for them to take note. Even my tiny korean girlfriend didn't think it was big until she looked up averages. Now she is really happy but she was happy before she knew as well.
>>17271405
Losing weight then makes it bigger
>How the fuck do you measure your dick correctly?
Start from where your balls meets your shaft.
>Is bone pressed actually the correct way?
No.
>>17271873
Shut the fuck up
Every study ever done measured from pressed down to the pelvis to the tip
When referring to average penis size this is the measurement used
>>17271405
Coming from someone who actually measures that, there is no way in hell you do. You would be getting serious reactions if you did. Most women haven't had a penis that big even if they've had 20+ partners. Five-and-a-half inch girth, in particular, is guaranteed to raise some eyebrows.
>>17271381
Well for starters, don't hold the ruler backwards.
>>17271381
If you want to compare yourself to studies measure to the bone.
>>17271381
Go do the subreddit bigdickproblems (inb4 leddit).
In the side bar they have a link to a YouTube video that describes how to properly take the different measurements.
The most commonly compared measurements is to the pelvic bone though.
>>17272042
I have 5 and a half inch girth and it doesn't seem that thick desu familia.
>>17272042
7x5.5 is well average. Not a confirmed dicklet, but nothing that would get anyone to comment.
>>17271381
I lay a ruler on top of my dick. It says 6.5 inches. If I hold a ruler at the side of my dick I can make it 7 inches. Which one is it?
>tfw tiny dick
at least i developed a sph fetish!
>>17272157
>7" by 5.5" is average
No, it really specifically is not.
>>17271405
>It has to be huge or tiny for them to take note
Uh, for me it's I have got to have it in me or why bother. Most of the guys are in the why bother category. Even had some start talking about how big their penis is, (as if I care nor have any idea when they start talking inches). It's wow or not. WOW ME.
>>17272157
>7x5.5 is well average
Wow, you get broadband in your part of africa?
>>17272157
According to the few studies done on the subject, both the length of 7 inches and girth of 5.5 inches are in the 95th percentile for men worldwide. That's pretty fucking huge.
>>17272166
Neither.
>>17272458
yeah, but all the asian and indian dicklets drag it way down
Use a straight ruler, and hold it against your pelvic bone at the base of your shaft,
>>17271381
>Is bone pressed actually the correct way? Because it seems like ceating
It's how you correct for differences in body fat distribution.
>>17272484
Actually that's not true.
The studies that focus solely on Western countries get the same findings.
>>17271387
Size does matter, you dickless wretched woman.
>>17272109
My dick is about as big around as most women's wrist is. You are full of shit.
>>17272157
Bullshit. You aren't kidding anyone by lying. It's not like a women listens to your measurement anyhow. They will still compare you to previous partners and know you are small. Actual 7x5.5 is near the 99th percentile. Again, it means nothing over the internet.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/03/average-penis-size-comprehensive-review_n_6791672.html
>>17272484
>>17272548
This study was done with Caucasian males, mostly. You are full of shit. Also, those African studies were self-reported. All of the Caucasian studies that were self-reported were over measured by an inch to an inch-and-a-half.
Go find a BBC porn video. Those guys are 7x5.5, roughly. Some of them like Lexington Steele are like 7.5-8x6. A 7x5.5 inch dick is very large anywhere in the world.
>>17272488
What this guy said, its the way to do it so fat men don't get upset.
>>17272157
Also, most women giggle. That's probably the most common response. You are mismeasuring or lying to yourself. Any woman who knows her dicks is going to know a genuine 7x5.5 looks huge (what it looks like, not the measurement; they don't care about that).
>>17271405
>she was happy before but
See theres the fallacy (no pun) my man
She was fine when she didn't know but once she did you were lucky to be at the other end
>>17272185
>>17272233
>>17272458
>>17272548
>>17272616
Dicklets detected.
>her face when she sees your little shrinky dinky
>>17272555
>tfw my cock is as thick as the blacked guys
>>17272642
Except I'm not. It's not like you can lie anyhow, like I said. You can lie where it doesn't matter, but not in the bedroom. It's like lying about your height: you still look like a shrimp compared to someone who is actually tall, making your lies completely ineffective. Big dicks will look and feel larger than small ones, completely blowing your big dick claims out of the water if she has any context to judge it by.
Women look at my dick and think it's big (even huge). No measurement is needed. It just so happens that it measures 7x5.5. They don't know that. If yours measures 7x5.5 and you don't get similar responses, you measured wrong or are lying to yourself, end of story.
>>17272655
Yeah, thanks grandpa.
>>17272674
What the fuck did you call me? I'll have you know I'm top cock in this thread and graduated top cock of my class with over 300 confirmed cocks
You're cocked kiddo
>>17271387
This. The vast majority of women really don't care.
>>17272493
>Size does matter, you dickless wretched woman.
Wouldn't that make her an authority on whether or not size matters?
Tfw 7x6.3 and I don't feel huge.
Like, expect all women I sleep with to have been with bigger guys, what up?
>>17272784
>6.3
Don't measure the balls, too, dumbass, just the shaft. Also, you would get a shitload of comments and many would downright refuse to have sex with you. Nice try, though.
>>17271381
>How the fuck do you measure your dick correctly
Measure to your asshole
>It's an "Everyone on 4chan has an AT LEAST 7 inch pecker episode"
>>17272472
Then where should I hold the ruler, to the side, on top...?
>>17273736
>using a ruler
I use a yardstick, get on my level.
>>17273664
Almost exactly six inches, so pretty much right on top of the bell curve. I expect at least some of the 7+-inchers in this thread are, you know, like me.
No, offended anon who's about to reply in a huff, I don't mean you. I'm sure you, personally, have been nothing but honest.
I'm not Don Juan or anything but I've had enough sex to know that an extra inch really wouldn't make much of a difference, except to my ego.
>>17272157
>This meme
Every time
>tfw 9x7.5 and most girls say I'm average
How do you get a big dick
>literally 5.5x4.5
>5'11
being average is great, hell, i could've done worse!
>>17271381
why does it matter? if you had a big dick you wouldn't feel the need to measure it. you only want to measure it because its small/average. just deal with it
