>be 21-year-old virgin
>want qt virgin gf
>after getting /fit/, finally meet qt gf
>she tells me that she's a virgin
>later admits that her last bf almost fucked her as he tried pushing his cock in, but it only went in a cm or so before she stopped it
>she was clearly very upset about it and cried when I expressed my disappointment
>stayed with her anyway
>when we first started having sex, she appeared to have an annular hymen intact, but I'm not entirely sure
Not sure if I took her virginity or if her ex-bf did...Does putting only part of the tip in count or did she only lose her virginity once I properly went balls deep and pumped away?
>>17268035
did she have a hymen?
if not shes lying to you
>no hymen no diamond
>>17268041
Yeah, like I said, she appeared to have an annular hymen. There was definitely some membrane there that is no longer present now that we have had sex.
This is embarrassing
>>17268044
This
Grow up OP
Dude she clearly likes and trusts you enough to tell you this shit. Does it really matter? Sounds like she just told you about how her ex tried raping her. She voulda just lied if the hymen was intact but she redpected you and trusted you enough to tell you this.
>>17268035
are you fucking serious with this shit?
>>17268044
>>17268048
This. But for the sake of your question: losing your virginity is about experiencing sex for the first time - at least, in the context of a relationship it is. You realize that shoving a finger all the way up to put in a tampon feels closer to penetration than half an inch of a dick? You are the first one that she went all the way with.
You do realize that not having a hymen doesn't mean that she's never been penetrated, right? The hymen can be ruptured in different ways.
Also
>Muh purity
Virginity of my ex was taken by some homeless men that gangraped her in her youth.
I did not give a fuck.
Step up the game OP.
>>17268067
>I did not give a fuck
That's because you're a degenerate. Real men only want pure virgins.
>>17268067
I bet you fantasize about that hobo dick inside her all the time
>>17268124
>Real men
You mean dreamy crybabies with unrealistic expectations?
>>17268132
No, I mean men with self-respect who are not cuckolds.
>>17268130
Sure I fap to it when no one is looking.
>>17268130
>Implying he doesn't fantasize about him getting the hobo dicks
>>17268053
Kek, expecting his gf to tell the truth, stay classy \adv\.
My golden rule for sex is: no hymen, no semen
>>17268146
>you always have a home in my boypussy Jamal
>>17268139
Only beta cuckolds think about other mens' cocks. A normal, well-adjusted male who is not a whiny manbaby will see a pussy and put his penis in it. A beta cuckold like you will see a pussy and start thinking about all the cocks that have been inside it.
>>17268152
>My golden rule for sex is: I'm going to die a virgin
Fixed that for you.
>>17268139
>self respect
>feeling humiliated by your thoughts about some past lover
>while she wants to fuck you
No.
Every single day we're being raided by /r9k/. Why can't they just stay on their own containment board?
>>17268155
If you're not the beta cuckold then why do you know about her hobo '''''rape'''''
You asked her didn't you
fukken cheque m8
>>17268155
>Thinking about all the cocks
So then wanting virgin girlfriends is kinda gay. Very gay...
>>17268162
>implying wanting a virgin isn't just insecurity about you being virgin yourself
People have lives, except those faggots and they are scorny about the fact that they had sex when they couldn't
OP is either a /r9k/ outcast or a mudslime.
>>17268174
>>17268174
Being a slut isn't a necessary part of everyday life you know
>b-but it's 2016!
fuck outta here you inner city shitwipe
>>17268188
lol i have a virgin girlfriend and she was shaken when i told her that one time i was in mexico and boned a prostie but couldn't even get hard so i didn't see it as losing my virginity. She didn't take it the same way and once i told her thought my virginity was a lie. It was pretty bad. Some people care a lot about virginity.
>>17268207
Fuck off back to /r9k/ already. Your kind isn't wanted here.
>>17268213
>Some people care a lot about virginity.
Only some virgins care about virginity. Normal adults don't give a shit.
>>17268217
>only virgins care about virginity
Do you even bother to read this before you post?
>>17268214
>all those hormones! how could I possibly be expected to resist my urges!?
>you're just a virgo cuz you couldent get any xD
Doesn't matter if you kill a man with poison or a sword,either way he'll be dead and you'll be a killer.
But it's not all your fault anon, I'm sure there were a lot of environmental factors that lead you to sin.
I wish you better luck in the next life.
>>17268335
I can't wait for summer to be over and for you underageds to fuck off back to school.
>>17268335
>I'm so hungry! How could I possibly be expected to resist my urges?
Only degenerates eat food. Put your money where your mouth is. Stop eating and starve yourself to death.
>>17268345
Food is not a sin anon, unless you're talking about gluttony.
If you consider the consuming of food in healthy portions to be an act of gluttony, I propose that you consult a dietitian.
>>17268152
>\adv\
>>17268155
>>17268161
#rekt
You're an idiot for caring about virginity.
>>17268553
This idiotic /r9k/ thread needs to die already.
>>17268558
Hello Mrs. Clinton
>>17268041
OP here. Thanks, guys. I'm just gonna go ahead and consider her a virgin for my sanity's sake. For better or worse, virginity matters to me. I can't help it.
>>17268562
Hello, kissless virgin overweight sperglord NEET.
>>17268568
>tfw literally none of this those things
>>17268161
I have decided you are one of the worst tripfags to ever grace /adv/. Get the fuck out.
>>17268626
Leave /adv/?
I AM /adv/
>>17268626
I have decided I am glad he's back. His absence left a void in this place that only he could fill. I think you should get out you fucking jabroni.
>>17268632
What is dead may never die
>>17268631
No, you are /r9k/ . Stay there.
>>17268649
I have 8k posts to prove I'll be more /adv/ than you'll ever be you shit goblin
>>17268659
>being proud of the countless hours you have wasted on a shitty weeb image board
>>17268659
Glorious. 8000 posts of pure shit. I'm legitimately proud of you.
>>17268718
>pride
I want normalfags to leave
>>17268130
I'm disappointed in you, Pegasus.
>>17268729
And they/we/everyone wants you to leave, and you don't.
Almost like nobody gives a shit what the people they think are stupid want.
>>17268737
Join the club sweetheart
>>17268740
So what's really the point of expressing our mutual desire to not see each other when we know its futile?
Really makes you think...
>>17268744
What a nice picture. I offer you a quality GIF in return.
>>17268750
Perhaps you've posted about 8000 times too many.
>>17268758
Who knows or cares
>>17268754
Have a quality bloody death scene, its really captures the beauty of life
Its not only a picture about the misfortunes of Chelsea, who tried to live a happily life she knew she wouldn't be able to continue, but a statement about the show itself
>>17268750
Man, it sure does. It's almost like we are wasting our time on here, so whoever wastes more time here isnt important, and that all we can judge and be judged by is our life experiences and the advice we give. It makes you really think, assuming you don't already understand basic socialization.
Sounds like your gf was a virgin, OP. Stop freaking out.
>>17268035
>ITT: OP's girlfriend was almost raped and OP pretends he's the victim.
>>17268772
>Have a quality bloody death scene, its really captures the beauty of life
The cringe. How old are you even ...
You've had a girlfriend for the short time you left? Then she left you and you came back crawling to /adv.
Or your mum came to visit and you weren't allowed to be on the internet. Hence the ragey cringe.
>>17268796
Can you formulate a post without buzzwords?
>>17268774
>It's almost like we are wasting our time on here
I'm sure there are quite a few lurking non poster anons who we've really helped with our advice. Or at least we got them thinking.
From time to time there are a few thank you threads. Makes my heart all warm and fuzzy <3
>>17268809
There are no buzzwords. Maybe you're autistic and can't see that?
>>17268818
>ragey cringe
nice buzzwords
>>17268818
He's legitimately insane. He pretends he has had a gf, he pretends his life is in order... he himself doesn't even know who he is anymore.
>>17268825
What? lol
My life is not an episode of X-files
>>17268836
>never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line!
>>17268844
I love this film, I know what I'm doing today
>girl dates dude with coke-can-thick cock
>hurts virgin pussy too much
>instead gets used to anal
>gets her ass pounded by wrist-thick cock so often her butthole becomes loose and prolapsed enough that she shits herself when she sneezes
>has had her ass and mouth stretched out and fucked by this guy and who knows how many others over the course of years
>eventually she ends up with you, an actual adult virgin who has never had sex
>"I'm a virgin too, tee-hee! my hymen is still intact!"
>THANK GOD SHE'S A VIRGIN I WOULD NEVER FUCK SOME SLUT WHO HAS EXPERIENCED SEX AT SOME POINT IN HER LIFE
I just don't know, OP. Why would anyone seriously give a shit if a girl's a virgin? Superstitious gypsy culture? Hardcore Christian? Muslim? Watch too much anime? Afraid of being compared to her first, probably a guy who actually knew what he was doing?
If you live in North America, the only women who get all the way to adulthood without having sex are either too ugly for anyone to fuck, or are so sheltered by their parents that they have translucent skin and only know of technology and pop culture from decades ago, due to never being allowed to leave the house. And the latter only happens once every couple hundred thousand people.
![BxcuYwVCEAAONMQ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KcZ3Tvw.jpg "BxcuYwVCEAAONMQ[1].jpg")
ITT
>>17268885
>being this much of a cuck
lad status: wew
>>17268940
>guy sticks his cock into whatever pussy he wants, knowing full well that he'll be more satisfying than any guy the girl may or may not have been with prior
>total cuck
But by all means, keep on believing you're the only guy she's ever been with. While you're at it, keep on believing you're the only guy she's currently with, seeing as you're already so accustomed to believing women's bullshit.
>>17268885
There is nothing wrong with wanting to date a virgin if you're a virgin too.
If men can do it, why can't women?
>>17268953
But if you have sex with a girl as a virgin and freak out that she wasn't a virgin afterwards you're just an idiot.
>>17268953
Because normies (especially females) are vapid semi-sentient automatons who mindlessly blather meaningless bits of "small talk" in an attempt to rationalize their pathetic normie existence.
>>17268951
>fuck sluts
>date virgins
gg no re
Good thing I'm not an Americuck.
>>17268067
hahahaha men are this desperate to settle with damage goods.
>>17268984
They even try to spin it as being "mature" too.
Ho Lee Fuk.
>>17268984
>>17268989
Good luck finding a kissless, hugless, cocksuckless virgin girl older than 10-years-old in 2016.
FUCKING STOP REPLYING TO SHITTY R9K BAIT POSTS
It's literally here:
>>>/r9k/29365973
Let it stay there where it belongs.
>>17268035
>caring about this
Stop.
>>17269001
Good luck dating sluts who literally fuck for free bruh.
>>17268962
Yea man being lied to by your significant other is in no way something worth being upset over
>>17269031
Good luck dying a kissless virgin.
>>17269082
Good luck dying without ever having driven a school bus on the bottom of the Pacific ocean.
(see how easy it is to create arbitrary goals?)
>>17269231
Good luck waking up in a 1.2 million dollar car
>>17269027
>being a cuckold
Cease and desist.
>>17269231
Don't you see how contradictory you are? On one hand, you want sex more than anything. On the other hand, you're making sure you will never have sex.
>>17269260
>on one hand, you want sex more than anything
Please either lower the brightness or stop projecting altogether, I have sensitive eyes.
Yes, I would like to be a in a relationship.
That doesn't mean I'll lower my perfectly reasonable standards just to get in one more quickly.
Y'all modern kids are so caught up in trying to live up to eachother's standards that you've forgotten to set your own. Used to be common sense to understand easily-gained things have little value at all.
>>17269260
Dude, I said it earlier I fuck sluts but date virgins.
Yes, I'm aware of female taqiyya.
>>17269294
Cool double standard, asshole. Why should a virgin girl date you when you're a manwhore?
>>17269297
Because most girls, virgin or not, are attracted to assholes.
Deal with it, you fucking nerd :^).
>>17269299
Now you gave it away that you're indeed just a virgin trolling.
>>17269304
You clearly don't know Chinese women.
>>17269310
Neither do you, you've never even touched one.
>>17269320
I'm not you though.
>>17268035
I wonder when sex got this complicated.
I'm not even joking. When this "act" of pleasuring each other got to be a competition. (I'll admit I'm guilty of this)
Why is it not like , say, a videogame? "So you've played this gamr 100 times before? And you say it's great? Lets play! I never played before and I'm really looking forward to enjoying myself"
Like I said, I DO mind if the girl played waay more than I did,but... why?
(random pic)
>>17269336
Because sluts are trash and she shows that she isn't loyal.
>>17269338
Do you enjoy fucking her? yes/no
Simple as that.
>>17269347
Yeah, fuck her but nothing more.
>>17268565
I can't begin to express how glad I am to not be you.
To be so obsessed about virginity that it's a threat to your sanity sound like a hell to live, and from the outside, looks pathetic as fuck.
Hey buddy: Your gf fucked another guy. Her bf's dick was *in* her pussy! A hymen is a piece of skin. He failed to break it while penetrating her. But you are not the first guy to penetrate her. You're sloppy seconds. Forever.
Enjoy the rest of your life.
>>17269802
OP here. This post traumatized me. Fuck you, asshole. Now I need psychotherapy.
>>17269933
You needed it before. Now maybe you'll actually get some.
You're welcome.
>>17269294
>has this bitter conception about women
>seriously wants us to believe he gets pussy that easy
hahahaha
Yeah, but how many dicks did she suck? No doubt a lot if she kept her virginity, but was still dating.
Hope you don't kiss that filthy cum-filled mouth.
thread. fucking. derailed.
CAN WE SAGE THE FUCKING VAGINAS IM SO TIRED OF SEEING THEM IN THE FUCKING CATALOG
>>17270008
No, as you can see, this is a female safe space
>>17270008
So hide the thread, newb
>>17268035
lol what the fuck are these stupid threads obsessed with vaginal virginity
DURR MY REQUIREMENTS IN WOMAN IS INTACT HYMEN AND DINNER
>>17270024
1 roast beef
1 wellington
>>17269294
> I fuck sluts but date virgins
This man will marry a woman just as mentally ill as him.
>>17268159
Because it was never designed for that purpose.
And the robots have always been here.
>>17268058
This.
>>17268051
and this.
OP, don't be such a pussy (got it? pussy haha)
>>17268044
The thread ended here everybody...
>>17270389
lol no
>>17269981
>>17270059
Stay mad, niggers :^)
>>17270394
>yfw you finally marry the bombshell of your dreams and years go by, she eventually starts fucking younger guys behind your back because she hates you and you got fat.
people like you are easy to predict kek
>>17268035
>want qt virgin gf
Don't we all....
>>17270438
>this butthurt
wew lad
ITT: a bunch of sloots mad that their life has gone down the shitter since they became the town bicycle. :^)
>>17270505
I miss my first girlfriend.
>>17270599
Don't worry a nice BBC is taking care of her right now
>>17270618
Nah she's in a pretty shitty situation with a kid now. Not that it makes me any happier.
>>17268041
Hymens can be pretty easily torn earlier in life
>>17268226
He's right.
>>17269040
>lying about being a virgin
Sure, that isn't okay. Lying never is.
>assuming she's a pure maiden from your favorite animu without even asking her and then throwing a temper tantru when the topic comes up later
Sounds more like what a person on 4chan would do.
>>17270505
You forgot to put your trip back on, bitter virgin.
>>17268885
This actually happens more often than you think. Especially Muslim girls, like 99% of those who live in western culture and maybe like 10%-20% of the ones who live in Muslim countries proceed like this only to "protect" their virginities.
