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So /adv/ I was showing my gf a meme and when I went to my memes folder on my phone I forgot I had just moved some random pic of this blonde chick with her tits out last night. Deleted now so don't ask. What do?
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>>17264191
What exactly is the problem?
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>>17264191
Think nothing of it, because clearly it seems like she don't give a shit.

Case closed.

>showing memes to anyone outside of here
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>>17264195
OP here, so essentially she saw it and left my house to go pick up her sister, as she got into her car I said "something is up", and she said "yeah it is, I need time to think about it"
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>>17264199
how similar are your gf to porn chick?
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>>17264216
Not even close, gf is short and brown haired with D cups and porn chick was blonde, tallish with B cups
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>>17264235
Sounds delicious. Shame there's no photos of that for comparison.
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don't get sucked into that bitchy bullshit you cuck

don't have any bs conversation she should be glad you're kind enough to accompany her. if she's bitchy you don not offer her that luxury
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>>17264199
Hahahaha.

Oh boy op you sure snagged yourself a good one. What the fuck is there to think about? Oh, my bf looks at porn, that's pretty fucking normal. Does she think it was a girl you knew in real life or something? This bitch is delusional if she thinks guys don't look at porn simply to fap to with no emotional connection. I have a ex religious, ex virgin (after I got in there) girlfriend who doesn't care if I watch porn and has watched it with me. I barely watch any more because she keeps my balls empty. If she makes a big deal out if this kindly remind her that she is a fuckwit.
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>>17264319
Yeah anon but for fucks sakes we all know women are irrational at the best of times. If she calls me what is my argument?
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>>17264319

This. It's not a big deal at all, and if she tries to make it one, you need to make her understand that it's completely normal and doesn't mean you're any less attracted to her.

If she can't deal with it, too bad. She can find another boyfriend.
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My girl cried for a week after she found I was looking at twerk videos on my phone, bro.
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>>17264331

Basically, DON'T APOLOGIZE because that would be admitting you did something wrong. Just calmly explain to her that everybody on the fucking planet does it. As long as you're not turning down sex to go jack off in the bathroom, it shouldn't be an issue
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"why don't you jerk off to the pictures I send you!?"

gee i don't know, maybe because I've been fucking you for the past 3 years now
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>>17264337
Thanks anon, no fuck I also don't feel like losing my shit, so I should just calmly explain and be kind of nonchalant about it?
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>>17264370

Exactly. Just be calm, polite, level headed, etc.
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>>17264336
Lmao what a fag end urself
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>>17264384
Appreciate it anon
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Should I guilt her and say that I fap to it because it helps me relieve stress when we're not having sex
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>>17264494
You can get the same point across without being a guilt tripping bitch.

"There are times when "I'm feeling it" or in the mood so I just take care of myself"

And then guarantee them they would never find a situation where you'd rather look at porn and masturbate then to be with them. Which may have THEM say you guys could be having more sex if you just presented it.
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>>17264336
why are woman so weird. Seriously that is not rational behavior
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Tell her to grow the fuck up
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