So recently I've discovered something. Sometimes when it's the time that my girlfriend shoves tablecloths up her snizzatch, she leaves bloody paper in the toilet but it's like little blotches of red. The red and white combo reminds me of imitation crab and I become uncontrollably aroused.
Wat do
You get uncontrollably aroused by imitation crab?
>>17259337
Yea m8 among other inanimate objects and food items. Sometimes I like to rub myself against fresh turnips. I fantasize about fertilizing them with my seed so that I may have more turnips.
I have the same issue. I thought this was normal.
>>17259354
I'm replying to you simply so that you have to think of another strange turn on.
>>17259358
What do you mean?
I enjoy soy milk enemas
Baby rattles are good..er I don't know if butt plug is the right term. That seems vulgar
Cucumbers feel amazing against the frenulum.
Sometimes I'm okay with sex in the missionary position, but solely for procreation. Women smell too fishy, I just want a semi-aquatic smell so that's why imitation crab is preferable
just because you can make a useless thread, does not mean you should
But I r8 10/10 b8
