Dear Foreskin,
You were taken away from me before I ever had a chance to know you. I am sorry that we had to part but trust in me that this was not my choice.
Sometimes I like to think what life we could have had if we were still together. Sometimes I dream about the family we could have started together.
I never knew you but I hopelessly miss you, I know it's silly. For all I know we could have disagreed with one another, fallen out over petty bothers like cleanliness.
However I will never know if that is the case, but I dare to dream that we would have made one hell of a team, partners for life until the end. What I do know is that you will never get this, I am writing it for myself. Yet still I foolishly hope somewhere, somehow you understand this.
Sincerely,
Dickhead
>PS: Masturbating is killing me, when it doesn't take half an hour to come. I've been rubbing my whole life like I 'have' foreskin but I don't and my dick is taking the toll. Help please, send help.
You can regenerate dick skin with creams. There's something from a tree, some sap I think. I can't remember but just rub some in and you'll be brand new
Tbh I have foreskin and I've never really felt great about it. I've never heard of anything like a "foreskin reattachment surgery" so your best bet is to just deal with it. If you'd like a taste of the foreskin experience, here's what every other day looks like for me:
>wake up
>take a piss
>dick stinks
>take a shower
>have to pull it back to wash off my piss and all the weird shit from my underwear
>stop showering
>have to piss again
>masturbate
>it smells kind of bad
>but it feels good I guess
>realize that I'm never gonna use it
>cry to self
>read
>play video games
>go to sleep
>>17255342
I cannot in good faith put tree cream on my dick.
>>17255347
I hear you my man, I'm comfortable with the nasties involved. I'm pretty OCD so I would probably combat smells and smegma relentlessly.
It's all worth it though. Thinking about the amount of times my hand has glided over my head. It's like sandpaper on a brick walk. Lotion and condoms help but it's not the same.
That flappy bit of skin on the end of your knob acts as a smooth and silky skin, ultimately making each stroke luscious and delightful.
I am forever trapped in the barren desert, rubbing my crumbling dusty cock.
>>17255316
Look outsiiiiiide,
It's summertime~
>>17255378
>I cannot in good faith put tree cream on my dick.
What he was talking about sounded like alt medicine bullshit to me, but if it's actually true, why not?
>>17255347
OH NO. YOU HAVE TO BE HYGIENIC? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? CUTFAGS ARE SO LUCKY
>>17255399
sorry senpai please don't hurt me
>>17255408
Apology not accepted. I will destroy you and rebuild a better specimen from the ashes of your beastly frock.
I'm also a cutfag, and part-time fag. Some of my encounters have been dudes with generous skin. For a good while I like to wrap theirs around mine and just be comfy as fuck.
FFS Mamma, why you have to slice n dice aaaayyyyy.
>>17255467
>this .gif
>part-time gay
>wrap theirs around mine
Top kek m8
>>17255391
I don't think there is a fix for this. I just don't see this producing permanent and durable results. I'm a deathgripper.
>>17255467
Yeah that's not going to happen.
>>17255467
>tfw a qt anon will never let you wrap your foreskin around their cut dick
i feel like shit now
